/prog/ - Depression

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-10 4:01

Sup /prog/
I'm feeling a bit depressed at the moment. :(
What do you do to cheer yourself up?

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-10 4:29

Read SICP.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-10 4:45

>>2
Structure and Interpretation of CP

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-10 5:18

Système International de Child Pornography

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-10 6:13

>>1
Me too.
What happened?

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-10 6:31

I don't experience depression.

Because I programmed myself perfectly.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-10 17:02

I take antidepressants sometimes.... they don't actually help though

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-10 19:42

>>7
Why the fuck would you take them in the first place? It's not like they're going to actually fix whatever is in your shitty emotional dumpster that you refuse to deal with.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-10 19:43

>>1
I download porn and jerk off. It always works.

>>7
Fail

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-10 19:46

[overline]BBCode failure[/overline]

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-10 20:12

>>10
Is overline even bound? I thought what you wanted was o.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-10 21:43

>>1

anon.SelfEsteem++;

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-10 23:18

>>1
[code]
try
{
anon.SelfEsteem++;
}
catch (...)
{
delete anon;
}

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-10 23:34

>>13
Don't forget your finally block.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-11 0:27

if(this != anon)

    delete anon;

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-11 0:31

>>12
++anon.SelfEsteem;

OMG OPTIMIZED

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-11 0:41

>>13-16
anon.SelfEsteem = anon.SelfEsteem.MaxValue;

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-11 0:47



try {

    anon.SelfEsteem = anon.SelfEsteem.MaxValue + 1;

} catch (OverFlowError ex) {

    anon.SelfEsteem = anon.SelfEsteem.MinValue;

}

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-11 2:50

What do you do to cheer yourself up?
Well, right now I am browsing /prog/ and laughing. This cheers me up.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-11 3:08

>>1
Why do you feel depressed? You should feel awesome instead, that will cheer you up.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-11 3:15

>>20
EXPERT ADVICE

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-11 5:25

>>1
I DO COCAINE!

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-11 6:25

>>1
write some COBOL. then think about the fact that some poor bastards have to do that for a living and you're not one of them.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-11 7:02

>>1
Read incest stories

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-11 7:20

>>24
Why read stories about it when you can do it for real?

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-11 7:21

>>25
Wait, how?

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-11 7:33

>>26
You take your penor and put it into her vagoo... You should already know this...

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-11 8:13

>>27
I think you lost him.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-11 9:10

>>27
Who's vagoo? I don't know anyone with a vagoo.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-11 9:22

It should be about time for people to realize that vagOOO is spelled with THREE O. One for each omitted letter.

You wouldn't think about just omitting a letter in whil or includ, would you?

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-11 9:37

>>29
There aren't any females in your family?

>>30
You don't write loliii or loliiii instead of loli, do you?

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-11 9:56

>>31
I do.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-11 10:35

>>30
Oh, and it's about time for you to realize that vag○○○ does not have a single LATIN CAPITAL LETTER O, it has three WHITE CIRCLEs

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-11 10:35

>>31
Syntactical correctness is intrinsic to any programmer. vagOOO is spelled with three O, loli with one i. No questions asked.

Well, unless your language of choice is VB, in which case you qualify more as human waste than as programmer.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-11 10:38

>>33
You probably also think ASCII is a thing of the past and all new code has to use ENTERPRISE-READY UNICODE STRINGS. You disgust me.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-11 11:45

>>25
No sister :*(

>>28
Note: (not (same-person? >>24 >>26)) ===> #t

>>35
Unicode is not enterprise. It's sane.

Name: Over 36 Posts 2008-11-11 15:59

This thread has reached 36 posts. You cannot post anymore.

Name: no sage 2008-11-11 19:21

This thread has reached over 37 posts. You can post more.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-12 0:30

This forum died in 2006. You can't post anymore.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-12 3:11

>>39
AAHHH ZOMBIES!

Depression

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