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Scheme is gay and I hope it dies

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-31 0:40

Lets create a programming language with no functionality and then call it a functional language. Sure a function can return a function but fuck if that returned function can't do more than add two numbers or cut the head off a list. Lets also make it parentheses dependent so some fuck can be lazy when designing a interpreter. The only good thing about Scheme is that my asian professor calls the CDR primitive 'cooter' which is completely contradictory to the language which is nothing more than a giant dong.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-31 0:44

back to /g/ please

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-31 1:27

I hate it when people teach Lisp badly.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-31 2:33

Scheme isn't about being useful. Shit, most professors will readily admit that. It's a useless language.
HOWEVER. It does teach some good concepts about the functional paradigm and compiler design which is essential for first years to know about.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-31 4:02

Scheme is awesome because it puts first years who think they're hot shit because they can already do Visual Basic back where they belong.

Also, you're an idiot. Scheme can do a lot more than what you're taught in class, you're just not being taught the powerful stuff because that's not really, the goal; they're trying to make you learn how to structure your shit. That's all.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-31 4:42

HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?

in b4 fuqin angered expert programmer

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-31 7:50

Mega win XD

Name: "GRUNNUR" 2008-10-31 19:26

"GRUNNUR"

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-02 20:46

Is your other car a cdr?

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-03 1:05

>>9
LOL XD

Name: Bro 2008-11-03 9:29

Bro, fail XD, bro.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-03 17:20

This question seems familiar somehow...

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-03 20:03

car, cooter, eval, apply.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-05 11:44

What does "XD" mean? Is it Latin for "Extra Dementia"?

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-05 11:46

>>14

It is a marker that signifies that the person you are corresponding with is intellectually crippled.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-05 11:56

>>1 is gay and I hope it dies

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-05 18:37

>>1
>>Sure a function can return a function but fuck if that returned function
>>can return a function but fuck if that
>>a function but fuck if
>>function but fuck
>>but fuck


BUT FUCK

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-05 19:18

Sure a function can return a function but fuck if that returned function
can return a function but fuck if that
a function but fuck if
function but fuck
but fuck

BUT FUCK

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-05 19:26

>>18
BUTT FUCK

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