Each time you visit a web 2.0 page, AJAX is installed again, because it's "easier" for programmers.
And that's just an example of the colossal waste that happens everyday because lazy programmers do what is programmer-friendly rather than what is eco-friendly.
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Anonymous2008-10-17 12:06
That reminds me, I wonder how much power could be saved if all software was written to be as efficient as possible. Then we could have slower processors do the same amount of work, while consuming considerably less power.
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Anonymous2008-10-17 12:56
Each time you post shit on /prog/, two kittens are burned alive to appease the Elder Routers of the Internet.
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Anonymous2008-10-17 13:16
>>2
But those processors won't be able to render the full Microsoft Windows Vista Ultimate Edition Aero Glass Experience.
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Anonymous2008-10-17 13:57
>>3
That's enough joules to power a Xeon for minutes
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Anonymous2008-10-17 21:57
For every efficient program you write, I'm gonna write two Ruby scripts.
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Anonymous2008-10-17 21:58
For every animal you don't eat, I'm gonna eat three.
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Anonymous2008-10-18 9:54
We can all program in Java.
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Anonymous2008-10-18 14:21
>14
I can't
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Anonymous2008-10-18 15:25
fun lazy {Fibs N}
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Anonymous2008-10-18 16:59
>>2
Also, we'd still be running MS-DOS because nothing ever would get done. Underage fags and girls wouldn't be able to use computers because it's too hard without comfortable interfaces and nobody would be on the Internet. Awesome.
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Anonymous2008-10-19 0:42
>>15
Yes, you can. Admit it. There is no shame here, only healing. It's OK, no one will judge you.
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Anonymous2008-10-19 1:30
>>1
Each time you eat a salad, you support the murder of millions of innocent plants all over the world.
And that's just an example of the colossal genocide that happens everyday because immoral fucktards would rather kill plants than animals because plants can't fight back.
Each time you "laugh out loud" a XIX century writer shivers inside his coffin.
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Anonymous2008-10-20 20:54
Each time you make a sentence starting with "Each time", a heron will come to your kitchen and make a mess of your pots and pans.
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Anonymous2008-10-20 20:59
>>24
That's why I prefer to laugh in-line (lil). It's a laugh that occurs in the middle of some utterance directly, without incurring the usual laugh call penalty.