YOU LITTLE FAGGOT COME HERE AND I"M GOING TO FUCK YOU IN THE ASS AND CUT YOU BEFORE I MAKE YOU MY BITCH LOVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE NEXT MORNING I WILL MAKE YOU FUCKING BREAKFAST I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT WILL BE FUCKING DELICIOUS AND YOU'LL WONDER IF IT WAS REALLY ME THAT RAPED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND IT WAS BITCH, ACCEPT IT. CHRIST JUST SAY THE FIRST FUCKING TING THAT POPS INTO YOUR HEAD AND ILL LOVE YOU FOR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ILL LOVE YOU FOR YOUR FUCKING NONSENSE AND ILL KISS YOU LIKE YOU'VE NEVER BEEN KISSED AND THEN WELL BOTH GET SHITFACED YOU DUMB SLUT AND I'LL BE YOUR DUMB BASTARD CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU LITTLE FAGGOT COME HERE AND I"M GOING TO FUCK YOU IN THE ASS AND CUT YOU BEFORE I MAKE YOU MY BITCH LOVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU LITTLE FAGGOT COME HERE AND I"M GOING TO FUCK YOU I"M GOING TO FUCK YOU I"M "
SHIFT IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR THE COOL
hey >>2-san, do you hold down one shift key and use your ring finger to cover for your pinky or do you alternate with the keystrokes as if you were typing capital letters in a normal circumstance?
ATS is a programming language with a highly expressive type system rooted in the framework Applied Type System. In particular, both dependent types and linear types are available in ATS. The current implementation of ATS (ATS/Anairiats) is written in ATS itself. It can be as efficient as C/C++ (see The Computer Language Benchmarks Game for concrete evidence) and supports a variety of programming paradigms that include:
Functional programming. While ATS is primarily a language based on eager call-by-value evaluation, it also supports lazy call-by-need evaluation. The availability of linear types in ATS can often make functional programs in ATS not only run with surprisingly high efficiency (when compared to C) but also run with surprisingly small (memory) footprint (when compared to C as well).
Imperative programming. The novel and unique approach to imperative programming in ATS is firmly rooted in the paradigm of programming with theorem proving. While features considered dangerous in other languages (e.g., explicit pointer arithmetic and explicit memory allocation/deallocation) are allowed in ATS, the type system of ATS is still able to guarantee that no run-time errors can occur that may lead to memory corruption.
Concurrent programming. ATS, equipped with a multicore-safe implementation of garbage collection, can support multithreaded programming through the use of pthreads. There is also high-level support in ATS for parallel let-binding, which provides a simple and effective means to constructing programs that can take advantage of multicore architectures.
Modular programming. The module system of ATS is largely infuenced by that of Modula-3, which is both simple and general as well as effective in supporting large scale programming.
Expert programming. ATS has the most complicated type system is the universe, therefore it is very expert. The support for metalogical lambda calculus substructural coercsions and higher order metatheoretic properties is unrivaled.
In addition, ATS contains a component ATS/LF that supports a form of (interactive) theorem proving, where proofs are constructed as total functions. With this component, ATS advocates a programming style that combines programming with theorem proving. Furthermore, this component may be used as a logical framework to encode various deduction systems and their (meta-)properties.
Hey >>18 if, like me, you are uncomfortable around others, are you sure you want to have sex? I had an idea today - one of the reasons why I prefer masturbation, is that I don't have to be around another person when I do it. The women might be doing men like us a favor, and saving themselves and us from having an awkward experience. This may or may not be true for you. However, if you don't have anyone that you are comfortable around, chances are that you will prefer masturbation to sex.
>>79
That won't do. I'll keep it alive, and even Taro has vowed to help should HMA be in trouble, using his mass-media power to sway it back into memedom.
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Anonymous2008-09-30 20:11
>>81
HMA was actually just some gibberish spewed out by a script which ran not only on /prog/ but /news/ and a few other text boards. Whilst the other boards simply ignored it, /prog/ took it upon herself to adopt it into a meme.
And so life imitates art.
>>82
Not gibberish, a deliberate (though Dada as it is) statement. Clearly one which was intended as a "forced" meme. Unfortunately there was no art here -- merely a bored child's mechanically automated mind. Though that is quite artful in itself, eh?
Good comic completely ruined by "LOL GEEK CULTURE REFERENCE."
xkcd is the Family Guy of webcomics.
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Anonymous2008-10-06 17:36
>>88 :cries:
He couldn't just let it be. Why, xkcd, why?
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Anonymous2008-10-06 17:36
I didn't even know what a logarithmic graph was before Randall enlightened me. I'm now going to try bring it into conversation in order to affirm my geeky personality XD
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Anonymous2008-10-06 17:38
>>90
On second inspection, Randall's latest comic contains many geeky references, like something called fork(). I looked up fork() on Wikipedia, it has something to do with creating a new program, whatever that means.
Look, a yourMom joke. Looks like Munroe is going back to his past [1].
But note something else, there is a new character! A little Frenchie kid, most likely an artist, with a queer hat. Howquaint. What happened to black-hat-man, rand(all);, did MenInHats sue you? or is your conscience stinging you, because you blatantly ripped off a character? I just can't wait to see a ``new'' strip.