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Name: Anonymous 2008-09-19 3:35

http://xkcd.com/478/
What's that, Randall, still making jokes about your ex-girlfriend to conceal the fact that it matters to you?

Name: Randall 2008-09-19 5:23

>>1

YOU LITTLE FAGGOT COME HERE AND I"M GOING TO FUCK YOU IN THE ASS AND CUT YOU BEFORE I MAKE YOU MY BITCH LOVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE NEXT MORNING I WILL MAKE YOU FUCKING BREAKFAST I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT WILL BE FUCKING DELICIOUS AND YOU'LL WONDER IF IT WAS REALLY ME THAT RAPED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND IT WAS BITCH, ACCEPT IT. CHRIST JUST SAY THE FIRST FUCKING TING THAT POPS INTO YOUR HEAD AND ILL LOVE YOU FOR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ILL LOVE YOU FOR YOUR FUCKING NONSENSE AND ILL KISS YOU LIKE YOU'VE NEVER BEEN KISSED AND THEN WELL BOTH GET SHITFACED YOU DUMB SLUT AND I'LL BE YOUR DUMB BASTARD CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-19 5:30

wat

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-19 7:45

>>2
This should really end in `I GUARANTEE IT!'

Name: Randall Munroe 2008-09-19 8:51

>>2
what the fuck

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-19 9:21

YOU LITTLE FAGGOT COME HERE AND I"M GOING TO FUCK YOU IN THE ASS AND CUT YOU BEFORE I MAKE YOU MY BITCH LOVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU LITTLE FAGGOT COME HERE AND I"M GOING TO FUCK YOU
I"M GOING TO FUCK YOU
I"M
"
SHIFT IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR THE COOL

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-19 9:48

wat

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-19 15:47

wot

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-19 17:31

hey >>2-san, do you hold down one shift key and use your ring finger to cover for your pinky or do you alternate with the keystrokes as if you were typing capital letters in a normal circumstance?

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-19 17:46

I LIVE

FOR THE 10-GET

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-19 20:31

*creates series of really creepy comics detailing every niche of his sexual fetishes*
*whines about how he can't imagine how everyone hates furries*

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-19 20:53

Sage for XKCD.

Name: RedCream 2008-09-20 0:50

Age for Randall poasting in this thread.

Name: Hongwei Xi 2008-09-20 9:26

What is ATS?

ATS is a programming language with a highly expressive type system rooted in the framework Applied Type System. In particular, both dependent types and linear types are available in ATS. The current implementation of ATS (ATS/Anairiats) is written in ATS itself. It can be as efficient as C/C++ (see The Computer Language Benchmarks Game for concrete evidence) and supports a variety of programming paradigms that include:

Functional programming. While ATS is primarily a language based on eager call-by-value evaluation, it also supports lazy call-by-need evaluation. The availability of linear types in ATS can often make functional programs in ATS not only run with surprisingly high efficiency (when compared to C) but also run with surprisingly small (memory) footprint (when compared to C as well).

Imperative programming. The novel and unique approach to imperative programming in ATS is firmly rooted in the paradigm of programming with theorem proving. While features considered dangerous in other languages (e.g., explicit pointer arithmetic and explicit memory allocation/deallocation) are allowed in ATS, the type system of ATS is still able to guarantee that no run-time errors can occur that may lead to memory corruption.

Concurrent programming. ATS, equipped with a multicore-safe implementation of garbage collection, can support multithreaded programming through the use of pthreads. There is also high-level support in ATS for parallel let-binding, which provides a simple and effective means to constructing programs that can take advantage of multicore architectures.

Modular programming. The module system of ATS is largely infuenced by that of Modula-3, which is both simple and general as well as effective in supporting large scale programming.

Expert programming. ATS has the most complicated type system is the universe, therefore it is very expert. The support for metalogical lambda calculus substructural coercsions and higher order metatheoretic properties is unrivaled.

In addition, ATS contains a component ATS/LF that supports a form of (interactive) theorem proving, where proofs are constructed as total functions. With this component, ATS advocates a programming style that combines programming with theorem proving. Furthermore, this component may be used as a logical framework to encode various deduction systems and their (meta-)properties.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-20 10:04

>>14
rofl

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-20 11:30

EXPERT PROGRAMMING

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-20 15:06

FICTIONAL PROGRAMMING

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-20 16:49

Wow, xkcd has gone stale.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-21 5:23

Hey >>18 if, like me, you are uncomfortable around others, are you sure you want to have sex? I had an idea today - one of the reasons why I prefer masturbation, is that I don't have to be around another person when I do it. The women might be doing men like us a favor, and saving themselves and us from having an awkward experience. This may or may not be true for you. However, if you don't have anyone that you are comfortable around, chances are that you will prefer masturbation to sex.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-21 19:04

http://sass.buttes.org/forum/viewtopic.php?id=25016

These guys hate XKCD and put forth compelling arguments that XKCD fags are fags.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-21 19:12

>>20
On the other hand, though, it's an internet forum about an internet forum.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-21 19:29

>>21
Someone should make a forum where you can only get an account after you prove that you were banned from SA at least once.

It would be the best forum ever.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-21 19:57

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-22 2:23

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-22 3:18

>>24
I don't get it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-22 4:34

oh man color

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-22 7:23

I still don't get it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-22 8:46

It's about "oh I don't follow the group think" etc. Well fuck him, I don't even have a phone.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-22 9:30

>>28
I lol'd.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-22 10:27

>>28
How does it feel to be different?

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-22 17:29

>>30
kind of good :)
I never get interrupted by a phone call while reading my favorite loli SICP doujinshi.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-22 17:51

Real programmers turn their phones off and hide them.
'cause brain tumors hinder programming ability.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-22 18:10

How does it feel to be breakin' apart
Breakin' down molecules

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-26 9:24

>>29
sage

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-26 9:34

>>34
proper sage'ing requires a thorough knowledge of bleeding edge Email field technologies.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-26 18:20

>>32
Darwin say radiation cause evolution.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-26 18:43

>>36
Lamarck say durr hurr.

Name: Sage Anonymous 2008-09-27 13:38

>>36
like this?

Name: Anonymous Sage 2008-09-27 13:38

sage testing

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-27 13:38

sage

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