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LISP [part '7]

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-13 22:28

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-13 22:29

Name: 1.5 2008-09-13 23:08

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-14 4:40

Those LISP threads always have a nice thread index that doesn't litter the first, representative post. Very nice, A+++

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-14 6:23

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-14 6:59

>>4
It's because Lispers are smarter than Javatards

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-14 9:15

Fucking spammers. There is no point of participating if you script your way to 1000.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-14 9:33

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-14 9:33

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-14 11:09

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-14 11:26

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-14 12:01

FUCKING LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-14 12:37

CHROME LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-14 12:48

COMMON LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-14 14:31

FRANZ LISP

Name: SNOW CRASH MEME FAN 2008-09-14 15:39

SNOW CRASH

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-14 15:45

HAX MY COMMON LISP REFERENCE IMPLEMENTATION

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-14 16:16

LITHP

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-14 20:20

From - Mon Sep 15 01:17:42 2008
Return-Path: <elleusu@kiwi.no>;
Date:   Mon, 15 Sep 2008 08:56:30 +0900
From: Vinh <elleusu@kiwi.no>;
User-Agent: Thunderbird 2.0.0.16 (Windows/20080708)
To: gjs@mit.edu
Subject: Convert your snake into a mighty python


Who sent me this >:(

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-15 10:22

>>19
LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-15 12:32

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-15 15:21

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-15 19:19

>>19
Someone mail this to the real GJS.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-15 19:39

>>19
Obviously Vinh <elleusu@kiwi.no>; sent that to you.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-16 3:12

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-16 6:43

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-16 7:07

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-16 9:30

LISP PROCESSING LANGUAGE

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-16 10:24

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-16 11:08

LISP'S NOT UNIX

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-16 11:14

GNU/LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-16 11:16

LISP++

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-16 11:27

LISP's not Anonix

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-16 11:36

LISP IS SCHEME'S PARENT

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-16 11:42

watch me crank dat watch me roll.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-16 13:05

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-16 17:55

(define lisp greatest_language_ever)

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-16 18:17

>>37
is not a LISP programmer.
greatest-language-ever

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 9:58

(caddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddr thread)

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 10:16

>>37
started reading SICP, but gave up before finishing the first chapter.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 10:25

>>40
As the denizens of /b/ would put it:

``fucking fail''.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 10:31

>>41
(back-to '/b/ 'please)

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 11:24

>>40
gave up?
or realized your time is better spent by learning something useful? like JAVA

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 11:26

whats so good about LISP, anyway??
(genuine question)

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 11:33

>>44
absolutely nothing unless you're in a situation that requires the use of LISP.
the only reason these fags suck The Sussman's & LISP's dicks so hard is because they happened to come across MIT's free online material. the shit was SO cash (and so far over their head) that they considered The Sussman and his trusty steed, Abelson as uber-intelligent. don't get me wrong, I think The Sussman and Abelson are very smart, accomplished people, but these fucktards merely worship The Sussman because they know nothing better NOT because they actually understand or practice anything they've supposedly read.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 11:34

>>45
tl;dr don't believe the hype

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 11:38

>>44
Read SICP!

LISP is so good because it was accidentally created 50 years ago.  Lisp is great because it is the original multiparadigm programming language, supporting (in the common standard) imperitive programming, functional programming, object oriented programming, and much more.

Lisp is awesome because a standard built in function like mapcar has an entire "design pattern" for how to emulate it in Sepples - and the Sepples programmers think they are on to something new and good with it!

Lisp is wonderful because functions are first class citizens and macros have the full power of the language at their disposal.

Code can be data and data can be code - which is similar (though different) to the most powerful language on the OTHER side of the spectrum: assembly.  Lisp continues its tradition of truly dynamic programming.

There are many reasons, some mean more to particular people than others, but seriously, why don't you start your adventure and find out for yourself how much fun casting SPELS with Lisp can be!

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 11:41

>>45
What situations "requre" the use of Lisp - aside from editing your emacs settings?

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 11:43

>>47
the most enthusiastic reply i've seen in /prog/!

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 12:01

>>48
When your boss tells you to.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 12:10

>>50
A boss, in an enterprise corporation, telling him to use a toy language?

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 12:12

>>45
SICP is widely recognized as the best introductory text on computer science; its not just a /prog/ thing. The cult of The Sussman is a /prog/ thing, as is widely recognized by as unscientific and ultimately destructive.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 12:16

>>51
I meant it hypothetically. There are no situations that require a certain programming language. They are all touring complete so they can all do the same thing. The only difference is the amount off effort certain tasks take. You are only required to use a certain programming language when someone from higher-up tells you.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 12:24

>>47
AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 12:47

>>54
If you have an actual rebuttal of some kind, please, proceed; otherwise, go back to your JAVAIDS and be quiet.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 12:51

Let's spam LISP instead of contributing actual content!

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 12:59

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 13:03

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 14:43

ELEPHANT

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 14:50

>>56
This is the LISP thread. What's your problem?

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 15:25

>>60
My problem is that there's no LISP in a LISP thread. So I wanted  to encourage peoples to post what is to be posted here.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-18 16:34

>>56,60,61
Same spammer.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-19 3:38

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-20 9:19

Live, dammit!

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-20 9:21

ATS

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-20 16:34

L I S P

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-21 16:39

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-21 17:04

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-21 17:25

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-21 21:03

(do ((love-scheme #t)) ((not love-scheme))
  (post-in-LISP-thread))

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-22 0:23

>>67
wtf? LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-22 4:45

HASKELL question:

What's the name of a function that will do this:

fun 3 (*2) = [3,6,12,24..]

?

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-22 5:25

>>72
flip iterate

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-22 5:29

>>73
thank you

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-22 8:37

putStrLn $ concat $ repeat "LISP "

Yes, the newline at the end is important.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-22 9:15

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-22 9:21

>>75
putStrLn $ cycle "LISP "

OMG OPTIMIZED

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-22 10:25

>>72-77
Please don't haskell here, this thread is about LISP.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-22 11:16

LISP.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-22 12:08

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-22 13:42

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-22 14:04

iLisp

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-22 14:51

CROMA LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-22 14:56

>>82
eLisp

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-22 15:08

Lisp on Rails

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-22 15:08

hasukeru

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-22 15:22

LISPS SPILL LIPS

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-22 15:33

>>84
EuLisp

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-22 16:11

LiSp ;)

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-22 17:22

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-22 18:03

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-22 18:10

                              _____
                             /rispu\
                             \_____/
         ,----,._               /
     _,-'        `---,__,-,    /
   ,'                    @ `; /
_.'       ____            ,_)
       .-'    `-,....._   `-,
     ,'                ``'''
    ;
_.-'

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-22 19:15

LISP

Name: The Algorithmic Sussman 2008-09-22 19:52

The Algorithmic Language Scheme.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-22 22:05

The Algorithmic Language Algol.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-23 1:05

>>95
Which is implemented in DrScheme.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-23 3:38

>>96
Along with Java.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-23 5:51

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-23 6:04

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-23 6:04

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-23 6:58

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-23 8:01

>>101
lol, that post was awesome

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-23 12:12

>>102
LISP ;)

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-23 12:21

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-23 19:31

LISP versus FIOC, part 1.

zipWith max "LISP" "FIOC"
"LISP"

LISP wins.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-23 19:55

*unzips LISP*

Name: !/SiCP/0Vl. 2008-09-23 22:18

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-23 23:56

I'M A SUSSMAN! I'M A SUSSMAN! SUCK MY LISSSSSSSP! I'M A SUSSMAN!

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-24 3:29

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-24 4:54

>>105
perl -le'sub max{(sort@_)[-1]}print max"LISP","FIOC","perl"'

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-24 7:11

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-24 8:22

>>110
perl -le'sub max{(sort@_)[-1]}sub foldl(&@){return
    $_[1]if@_<3;my$v=$_[0]->(@_[1,2]);splice@_,1,2,
    $v;goto&foldl}sub zipWith(&@){my@r;for(0..-max
    (-$#{$_[1]},-$#{$_[2]})){push@r,$_[0]->($_[1]
    [$_],$_[2][$_])}\@r}print@{+foldl{zipWith\&max,
    @_}map{[split]}qw/LISP FIOC Perl/}'


fify

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-24 8:31

>>112
perl -le'sub max{(sort@_)[-1]}sub foldl(&@){return
    $_[1]if@_<3;my$v=$_[0]->(@_[1,2]);splice@_,1,2,
    $v;goto&foldl}sub zipWith(&@){my@r;for(0..-max
    (-$#{$_[1]},-$#{$_[2]})){push@r,$_[0]->($_[1]
    [$_],$_[2][$_])}\@r}print@{+foldl{zipWith\&max,
    @_}map{[split//]}qw/LISP FIOC Perl/}'


fifm

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-24 9:48

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-24 11:43

>>113
Valid perl code, but then this is hardly surprising.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-24 11:51

When I program something, I don't want hundreds of lines of worthless manual memory management and boilerplate code! I just want an ALGORITHM!!
Not a "portable assembly". Not a "turnkey best-of-breed object-oriented". Those aren't even WORDS!!!!
SCHEME! SCHEME! THE ALGORITHMIC LANGUAGE SCHEME IS THE STANDARD!!!

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-24 12:55

>>116
I lol'd.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-24 13:21

>>116
that wasn't funny

>>117
no you didn't same person

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-25 17:14

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-26 2:32

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-26 2:39

LISP - it gets the job done

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-26 3:02

LISP - it gets the job done (TM) (R)

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-26 4:29

(LISP 'it 'gets 'the 'job 'done)(TM)(R)

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-26 10:16

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-26 10:59

(gets? (done? job) LISP) ===> #t

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-26 15:24

(getsp (donep job) LISP) ===> #t

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-26 16:01

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Name: Anonymous 2008-09-26 16:55

(completesp job lisp) ===> t

Faggots.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-26 19:44

>>127
I'm not sure whether to applaud you or laugh at how much time you wasted doing that

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-26 20:06

>>129
You must be new here.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-26 20:06

>>129
I'm pretty sure the program would have finished in less than a second.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-26 20:06

(jobp 'lisper) ==> nil

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-26 21:09

PHP

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-26 21:23

>>127
Valid SATORI Perl code.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-26 23:44

The instructor in my Scheme class just said "cudder" out loud.

HE FUCKING SAID CUDDER!

I'm now trying really hard not to giggle like a little schoolgirl every time I hear him say it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-27 11:28

>>135
kinda hard to teach LISP without it...

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-27 11:31

>>135
I want to shag you !!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-27 11:47

Prolog

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-27 11:52

>>136
Your supposed to refer to the contents of the decrement register, fagort."

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-27 17:57

How do you pronounce "CDR"?

1. Cadre
2. Cudder (faggot)
3. Contents of Decrement Register

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-27 18:49

>>140
see dee recordable

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-27 19:41

See: de-recordable

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-27 19:51

I don't even feel like lisping today... :(

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-27 20:03

>>143
I'll help you.

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-27 20:03

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-27 20:13

TIME-TRAVELLING ROCKETS ARE FUCKING EVERYWHERE!!

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-27 20:14

ぬるぽ

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-28 1:01

____
LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-28 7:05

PHP

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-28 7:10

TIME-TRAVELLING ROCKETS ARE FUCKING YOUR BEHIND!!

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-28 7:16

PHP has anonymous closures now
One less reason to use Lisp

PHP

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-28 7:54

>>151
Please demonstrate the usage of these anonymous closures and prove they encapsulate environments.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-28 8:33

Lisp has anonymous closures now
One less reason to use PHP

Lisp

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-28 9:54

>>153
One fewer reason.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-28 11:01

>>152
function CreateAdder($x) {
    return function ($y) use (&$x) {
        return $x + $y;
    };
}

$add5 = CreateAdder(5);
echo $add5(10); //15


Time to greenspun, PHP is useful now.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-28 11:13

>>155
use (&$x)
HAHAHA. Oh wow…

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-28 12:39

>>156
PHP functions don't refer to anything in an outer scope by default.  Without that, $x would be local.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-28 18:34

>>156
use is required because not having it would change PHP's semantics in lambda-expressions from what they are in traditional functions, and more importantly, because PHP has features that would make it impossible to determine which variables from outer environments are accessed, and they didn't want to save the whole environments. For example, how would you detect you're accessing outer $hello if you did...:

$x = 'he' . 'llo';
$$x += 1;

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-28 19:49

>>158
(+5, Informative)

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-29 9:32

>>159
(-1, Troll)

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-29 9:45

LISP

Name: Anonymous Coward 2008-09-29 9:46

>>160
(-1, Flamebait)

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-29 9:53

>>162
(+5, Off-topic)

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-29 10:20

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-29 11:18

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-29 14:51

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-29 17:28

ELISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-29 17:40

VIMSCRIPT

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-29 17:59

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-30 0:57

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-30 5:46

>>179
lol, that post was awesome

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-30 8:11

>>172
lol, that post was awesome

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-30 10:23

i am a hairy hardon. i ahev a long dick and i dive into vaginas. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your ass tonight and make a mess of your shit

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-01 5:42

hairy hardon

Is dat sum ubanto release I missed?

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-01 10:11

PHP

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-01 14:53

>>172
lol, that post was awesome

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-01 15:17

i am a hardy heron. i ahev a long dick and i dive into kitchens. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-01 16:35

Damnit, my instructor just said "lots of cudders" again.

I must've looked like a retard trying to stifle my giggling.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-01 17:54

>>178
schoolgirl

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-01 18:43

>>178
Thanks, but one Cudder is plenty.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-01 19:49

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-02 5:38

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-02 5:38

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-02 7:36

Ask your professor to say caddr!

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-02 10:31

>>184
int main(int caddr, char **cdr) {
}

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-02 12:57

>>184
Sounded sort of like "ca-dudder"

Wasn't as funny as "cudder" though.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-02 13:25

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-02 13:53

>>186
I think CDADR is a pretty funny one.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-02 13:56

Not as good as CDADDR.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-02 16:23

Cuddaddudder !

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-02 20:43

>>189
cuddaduddudder?

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-02 22:49

>>191
Cuddaddadduddaddudder!

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-02 23:09

Lisp
Is
Scheme
Parenthesis

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-02 23:59

Cuddaddadduddaddudderaddudderaddudderaddudderaddudderaddudderaddudderaddudderaddudderaddudderaddudderaddudderaddudderaddudderaddudderaddudderaddudderaddudder

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-03 3:22

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-03 9:52

Cdr cdr = new Cdr(car);
System.out.println(cdr);

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-03 18:28

cons c = new cons("lol", "cudder");
System.out.println(c.cdr());

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-03 23:08

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Name: Anonymous 2008-10-03 23:19

>>196
Good use of the DECORATOR PATTERN there.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-04 9:30

>>199
I vomitted a little.

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This thread delivers

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LISP

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We're falling behind targets for LISP this quarter. I'm going to need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday, m'kay? That'd be great.

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My LISP hurts.

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secret /prog/

How about a /prog/ that is secret??

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>>205
This idea makes my LISP arise.

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>>205
http://secretareaofvipquality.net/prog/

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How dare you trick me like that.

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(dotimes (n 791)
  (print 'lisp))

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(for (int (i 0)) (< i 791) (++ i)
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Peter Petrelli has an annoying LISP

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((lambda (x) (x x))
 (lambda (x) (display "LISP")
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(<< (cout (<< "LISP" (namespace-lookup "std" "endl")))

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How many code must a man walk compile
Before you call him a man?
Yes, 'n' how many lambda's must a combinator fix
Before she sleeps in the sand?
Yes, 'n' how many times must the spirits be conjured
Before they're forever banned?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the LISP,
The answer is blowin' in the LISP.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-13 10:13

; Should have used defmacro

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LISP.


LIthP. Wut?

Name: John McCarthy 2008-10-21 0:50

[sup][sup]This may surprise you,[/sup][/sup] [sub][sub]but I invented this language.[/sub][/sub]

Name: 222, the remix 2008-10-21 0:54

This may surprise you, but I invented this language.

Nevertheless, I fail at BBCode.

Name: Anonymous 2008-10-21 4:03

Lisp is dead.

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LISP...

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This may surp[/sup]rise you, but I haxed my own anus.

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> USE LISP WITH LISP

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YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE METACIRCULARITY SO WE PUT AN INTERPRETER IN YOUR INTERPRETER SO YOU CAN RUN CODE WHILE YOU RUN CODE

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    YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE METACIRCULARITY SO WE PUT AN INTERPRETER IN YOUR INTERPRETER SO YOU CAN RUN CODE WHILE YOU RUN CODE

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(L(I(S(P))))

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The Algorithmic Language Scheme

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Why does the Lisp programmer store his address book in an alist?
Because he has no friends

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[citation needed]

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Name: Anonymous 2008-11-16 17:23

My other λ x y. x is a λ x y. y

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My other λ (x:xs). x is a λ (x:xs). xs

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LOL head AND tail.

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JEWS

oh shi-

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LISP
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Don't mind me, just balancing some parentheses.

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wtf is this shit

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YOU
DON'T
KNOW
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ABOUT
PROGRAMMING

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-13 18:58

Learning lisp will alter your life.

Your brain will grow bigger than you ever thought possible.

You will rewrite all of your applications in just a handful of lines

Society will shun you. You will shun society.

You will become disatisfied with everything and everyone around you.

Lisp is so simple to learn that you can learn lisp in just a few minutes. I just learnt it now while I was waiting for a bus.

Lisp is so simple that you can implement it in any language in just a few pages of code. This might never happen though, because once you've learnt lisp you'd never want to write anything in any language other than lisp, so you wouldn't bother implementing lisp in any language other than lisp.

Lisp can be fully implemented in lisp in just a handful of lines. I just implemented lisp in lisp, fully, while i was hopping onto a bus and paying for my bus ticket all at the same time.

When you become a lisper, you will laugh at jokes that no one else thinks are funny. You will know things that cannot be expressed in ordinary imperative language.

You will think people are idiots when they state things like "Hi, how are you?" because a lisper simply doesn't need to use such verbose constructs. Lisp abstracts away those patterns of interaction and makes them completely irrelevant. The proper way to greet a fellow lisper is just a tiny nod of the chin, and about a tenth of a wink from your left eye, then point at your tin foil hat. They will know what you mean. if they don't know what you mean then they are not a true lisp programmer and they don't matter anyway.

Lisp was invented a long time ago, before java, before C, before fortran, before computers, before people, before the earth was built. the universe itself is a lisp program so trivial that no true lisper would even both implementing it.

Lisp is so elegant that the very fact that you know even the first thing about it will qualify you for a season as principal dancer of the royal ballet. You will go out on stage in your little tutu and just scribble a few round brackets in the air with your toe. People will gasp in wonder. Unless they don't know any lisp. If they don't know any lisp then they are idiots and they don't matter.

Only lispers have a true definition of fun. Maybe ML programmers too. All of today's languages are based on fortran and lisp. The bad bits fortran, the good: lisp.

If you're good enough to use lisp, you'll soon be frustrated with lisp. Lisp is not an adequate lisp. By the time my bus had made it two blocks I'd written some simple lisp macros that were so powerful they made lisp completely obsolete and replaced it with a new language. Fortunately, that new language was also called lisp. And i was able to prove, mathematically, that the new lisp i'd created was both far superior to lisp in every conceivable way, but also exactly equivalent to lisp in every possible way. I was very excited by this. But also found it very boring.

Reddit is proof that lisp is really powerful. Paul Graham originally wrote reddit, in lisp, on the back of a napkin while he was waiting for a coffee. it was so powerful that it had to be rewritten in python just so that ordinary computers could understand it. Because it was written in lisp it was almost no effort to rewrite the entire thing, and the rewrite was completed in-between two processor cycles. Paul Graham himself was completely written in lisp, by an earlier version of himself, also written in lisp, by an earlier version of lisp. It's lisp, paul graham, lisp, paul graham, all the way down.

Because we've reached the limits of moore's law, the computers of the future will have many-core processors and all our programs will need to be written in a combination of haskell and lisp, that will itself be so powerful that the computers of the future will not be able to implement any of our ideas without creating time-travelling algorithms that borrow processing power from other computers that are further into the future. This sounds difficult, but in lisp it isn't difficult at all. in haskell this is a built-in feature and the way you implement it is just a no-brainer to any one who knows lisp or haskell.

After that, the computer of the future will be called The Lisputer. It's speed will be measured using the Lispunit, which is a measure of how many simultaneous arguments about the inadequacy of lisp can be proposed and defeated by an infinite number of lisp pundits without any actual decisions being made. Today's computers run at just under one lispunit. The Lisputer will run at lisp Lispunits, where lisp is a fundamental maximum constant of the universe that can't be expressed using ordinary imperative numerals. Suffice to say that it ends with an infinite number of closing parentheses.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-13 19:08

>>636
Delightful. Thanks, prog!

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-13 19:18

>>636
But will I become smugger?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-13 19:51

>>638
Yes, and your penis will grow larger too.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-13 19:53

>>638
lrn2/conjugate/

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-13 21:23

>>640
I can't do that until my penis grows larger too. :(

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-13 23:33

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-14 4:19

TIMMY

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-14 7:54

          LISP
         /
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    `ヽ、              ヽ.
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        〕.,ノノ         `''っ.,// ヽ、゙'ー::::::.、
         ´´            ´´     ̄

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-23 18:53

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-23 19:22

>>644
what the hell is this?

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-23 20:21

>>646
LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-23 21:25

COREAN PROGRAMMER EAT LISP CAT

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-23 23:02

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-24 23:08

LITHP

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-25 0:01

I don't believe you have a LISP.
Enjoy your FORTRAN.

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 10:03

LEETHP

Name: Anonymous 2008-12-26 13:08


          / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          | RISPU
          \_  ______
             ∨
                        / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
            ∧_∧        | PIG DISGUSTING
           ( ´∀`)       /へ._______
           (    っ-~ ∧ ∧
      ∧_∧-ニニニニニニニ─、(゚Д゚;)
     ( ・∀・ )        ヽ⊂  ヽ
     (    つヽ、    ∧_∧\ ノ~
      し__) \  ニニ(    ). \    / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
            || ̄ ̄ (    ) ̄||   < RISPU
                (__○ノ       \________
       ∧
    / ̄   ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
    |  RISPU
    \________

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 5:38

If we waste any more time on ``LISP'', we'll be bankrupt by the end of the month!

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 5:39

>>654
This is a meaningless spam thread.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 5:55

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 5:56

☣ LISP ☣

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 16:33

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Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 16:36

LISP in peace. The beast is sleeping.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 20:41

When i was a youth I used to code common lisp, on a 704, I used to code it on a 704.

Now I am a man I just code javascript on the internet, I just code it on the internet

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-09 21:12

>>660
I just code javascript
FrozenTroll?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-10 0:56

>>661
Obviously. Haven't you noticed he always puts a single 'I' in lower-case when it shouldn't be?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-10 2:28

This thread has reached a post by FrozenVoid. You cannot reply anymore.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-10 3:13

>>662
But this particular style element of lowercase I's isn't exclusive to me and can be used by others in their posts.
Do you its some patented way only available to myself?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-10 3:47

>>661
JavaScript is programmed by millions of other people,some of which can post in /prog/(and even post their own scripts).

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-10 3:50

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-10 3:53

>>666
And the devil spake unto us. `LISP' the demon proclaim, `LISP!'.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-10 4:00

>>667
actually the "number of the beast" which your religion is so afraid of isn't 666 but 616.
see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Number_of_the_Beast#616
In May 2005, it was reported that scholars at Oxford University using advanced imaging techniques[13] had been able to read previously illegible portions of the earliest known record of the Book of Revelation(a 1,700 year old papyrus), from the Oxyrhynchus site, Papyrus 115 or P115, dating one century after Irenaeus. The fragment gives the Number of the Beast as 616 (chi, iota, stigma), rather than the majority text 666 (chi, xi, stigma).[1] The other early witness Codex Ephraemi Rescriptus (C) has it written in full: hexakosiai deka hex (lit. six hundred sixteen).[14]

Significantly, P115 aligns with Codex Alexandrinus (A) and Codex Ephraemi Rescriptus (C) which are generally regarded as providing the best testimony to Revelation. Thus, P115 has superior testimony to that of P47 which aligns with Codex Sinaiticus and together form the second-best witness to the Book of Revelation. This has led some scholars to conclude that 616 is the original number of the beast.[15][16]

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-10 4:11

And the devil spake unto us. `Why does the Lisp programmer store his address book in an alist?', inquireth the demon,
`Because he has no friends.'.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-10 4:19

>>669
Why would you store an address book inside your code when you could use a text file is beyond me(alist is superfluous structure to text).

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-10 4:34

>>669
lol


Also,
I ( >>660) am not frozentroll. I was just having a some innocent fun. It wasn't about the content of the post, but more about the tune - It was to be sung in the style of hard times by pablo gad, maybe more commonly known from it's sample in fire by prodigy

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-10 5:07


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I___________,.-------.,____________I SICP             
N______,;~'_____________'~;,_______N fucking          
S____,;_____SICP FUCKING____;,_____S sucks            
A___;___SUCKS, YOU FUCKING____;____A                  
N__,'______/PROG/ RETARDS.____',___N Sussman          
E_,;___GET IT INTO YOUR HEAD___;,__E is a             
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E____O___\___._______.___ll________E Sussman          
-_________\..___^____../(_l___O____- is a             
P_________/_^___^___^_/__ll\_______P cocksucker       
R_O______/`'-l l_l l-';__ll_l___O__R                  
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-INSANE-PRIEST--INSANE-PRIEST--INSAN

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-11 15:55


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Name: Anonymous 2009-01-11 18:03

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-11 22:28

L
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Name: Anonymous 2009-01-11 22:35

http://xs135.xs.to/xs135/09020/expertshiichan463.png

Unfortunately the form did not work :(

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-11 22:38

Oh, problem solved. The "Entire Thread" link led me to http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1231709114/. I guess that was just Shiichan's way of telling me that the thread was currently AN EXCEPTION.

Name: !WokonZwxw2 2009-01-12 13:58

>:)

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-13 9:00

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-13 9:01

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-13 9:07

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-13 9:17

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-13 9:50

LISP

_____________
Sent from my iPhone.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-13 11:09

LISP
I LISP'd

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-13 11:28

Clojure

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-13 11:32

RICH HOCKEY

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-13 18:53

L
LISP
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Name: Anonymous 2009-01-14 19:06

rispu

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-19 3:22

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-19 3:59

リスプ ー リスト処理言語

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-19 7:43

RICH HOCKEY AND THE CLOSURE PROCESSING LANGUAGE

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-19 8:03

>>691
BY JK ROWLING

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 14:25

(λ◡λ) LISP

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 14:32

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 14:36



Like
  Icecream
    Sugar
      Penis?

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 16:40

((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((()))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

L I S P

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-24 17:07

>>697
unbalancedLISPparentheses

Name: &%%%%%%35 2009-01-25 1:11

LISP

Name: &%%%%%%35 !gbKxqb5anc 2009-01-25 1:12

LISP

Name: test !wTGaYFxpWk 2009-01-25 6:55

test

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-25 6:58

>>701
YHBT, FurzenVirgin.

Name: Anonymous 2009-01-27 1:35

lolol

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-06 1:58

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-06 3:24

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-06 9:52

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-06 9:53

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-06 14:47

SEXP

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-06 16:17

NILP

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-06 16:34

'()P

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-06 20:54

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-06 21:46

I'd lick Leah Cudder's sexpressions, if you catch my exception.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-06 21:56

>>712
Cudder has a PENIS.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-06 22:47

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-06 23:16

[super]L[/super]isp

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-06 23:31

LisP

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-07 0:43

Super LISP to the rescue

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-07 1:24

JAVA

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-07 1:34

>>718
GET THE FUCK OUT!

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-07 2:11

JAVA

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-07 2:30


DONT
MESS
With
LISP

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-07 4:23

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-07 5:03

LITHP

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-07 6:40

LISP was considered harmful by Guido van Rossum

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-07 6:44

Guido van Rossum considered gay

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-07 7:31

>>724
You mean the same one who considers fold complicated?

सागेरु

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-07 10:40

Don't think. Feel and you'll be ∵∴LI∵∴∵S∴∵P∴∵∴

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-07 21:30

JAVA ENTERPRISE EDITION

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-07 21:37

リスプ

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-26 12:41

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Name: Anonymous 2009-02-26 13:48

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Name: Anonymous 2009-02-26 14:50

cowsay -f suave

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-27 21:21

JAVA

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-27 21:42

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-14 23:14

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HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-15 0:47

>>735
I just masturbated furiously to that image.

Then I reported this thread and lost my job.

I hope you're happy with yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-15 1:04

>>735! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOUR POST! I READ IT 5 TIMES! KEEP POSTING!

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-15 1:56

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Name: Anonymous 2009-03-15 8:59

LITHP

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-15 10:46

LIMP

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-15 10:49

[code]( L I
    (S P))[/code[

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-15 10:51

>>741
LIMP

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-15 13:48

TAIL RECURSION

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-15 13:57

>>743
Tail recursion is bunch of dirty smelly furfags sticking their tails in the anus and eating shit by licking the tails.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-15 14:44

>>744
Back to /b/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-15 17:00

I suspect the ``Back to /b/, please.'' poster is the same as that ``Do not reply to invisible posts-'' or whatever-spammer.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-15 17:03

>>746
hax to /anus/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-16 4:24

>>747
Please don't reply to troll posts

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-16 4:28

Here he comes, here comes speedracer,
HE'S A DEMON ON WHEELS

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-16 4:29

Here he comes, here comes speedracer,
HE'S A DEMON ON WHEELS

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-16 4:30

Here he comes, here comes speedracer,
HE'S A DEMON ON WHEELS

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-16 6:41

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-13 10:49

( ≖‿≖) LISP

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-13 11:28



    Here he comes, here comes topcoder,
    HE'S A DEMON ON KEYBOARD

Name: Anonymous 2009-04-14 6:47

LISP

Name: ( ≖‿≖) 2009-06-02 13:58

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 14:23

LOSP

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 14:33

he comes the topcoder,
murderer
he's the lispical gangster.
murderer
excuse me sussman,
murderer,
still love it like that,

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 14:35

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-02 14:52

(L (I (S P)))

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-03 2:43

(´・ω・)つ(((((LISP)))))

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-03 10:29

()     ()()() ()()  ()()()
()       ()  ()     ()   ()
()       ()   ()()  ()()()
()       ()      () ()
()()() ()()() ()()  ()

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-03 10:30

OH BABY GIVE ME SOME LISP

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-03 11:03

(define (lisp)
  (display "we conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells")
  (newline)
  (lisp))

(lisp)

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-03 11:05

LISP Is So Pretty

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-03 19:49

(define (lisp)
  (display '(we conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells))
  (newline)
  (lisp))

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 1:29

This is amusing, but a huge waste of my time. I will read this when I'm finished with SICP.

Oh shi-

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 1:53

>>660
javascript is lisp

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 3:51

>>768
lisp can't do
function impossible_in_lisp()
{ var o = '';
  var i = 0;
  for(var c = arguments.callee.caller; c; c = c.caller)
    o += (i++) + ': ' + c.toString() + '\n';
  alert(o); }


or
function(n)
{ return (function(i)
  { return i==1?0:arguments.callee(i-1)+(function(i)
    { return i==1?1:arguments.callee.caller(i-1) })(i-1) })(n+1) }

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 11:44

>>769
I'm sure there are things javaScript can't do but LISP can.
I just can't think of anything at the moment.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 11:54

>>770
Macros. IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 16:16

>>770
PRODUCE MACHINE CODE
IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 16:52

>>771
javascript has eval(). you could easily write a javascript macro preprocessor in javascript.
it'd be kind of silly, tho... like implementing goto in scheme1.

>>772
javascript can produce any binary data you want.

________
1. http://grault.wordpress.com/2008/11/22/goto-in-scheme-with-callcc/

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 17:36

>>773
Shut it, yeah?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 17:43

>>774
yeah

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 18:04

>>773,775
Also! I was on about the compilation of JavaECMAScript into executable instructions

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 18:56

>>776
One word, The interpretation of Xmas-script.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 19:23

>>776
there are several ECMAScript JIT compilers.
and there's JScript.NET, which can be compiled into native code.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-04 19:41

>>778
Sorry - maybe next time I should do a bit of research before saying something blatantly stupid, in order to avoid not getting kicks out of responses - like what yours could have been had I posted something more thoughtfully - and not thinking that my posts were not worth the effort of raising the fingers to type them.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-05 3:46

>>779
in order to avoid not getting kicks out of responses
What?

Do you get a kick out of my post?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-05 7:54

>>780
I would've IF IT WAS A BIT BETTER

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-05 11:50

>>781
Were, not was.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-05 14:13

>>782
the subjunctive mood is dead.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-05 14:44

>>782
Are you from The West Country™?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-05 18:39

>>783
back to france, please.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-05 19:38

>>785
MOI?  NOOO

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-06 22:36

Whole world in one word. LISP.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-07 0:38

>>787
What about the rest of the universe? Your pathetic little world is nothing compared to the power of FORTH.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-07 4:14

LISPU PANTSU

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-07 9:04

>>788
Internet High Five

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-07 16:51

>>786
(Il-y-a 'français 'trop 'ici )

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-07 18:34

*** Bonjour Madame, Je voudrais un te au lait ***

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-09 16:29

««Bonjour Monsieur; une carafe de LISP s'il vous plaît.»»
(carafe 'LISP)

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-09 17:39

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-09 17:58


((lambda (x) (x x)) (lambda (z) (display "lisp") (newline) (z z)))

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-09 23:38

"Le Grunnûre"

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-10 9:22

"GRUNNUR" is not funny

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-10 10:33

>>797 is gay

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-10 10:49

>>798
no u

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-10 10:49

800 GET  lol

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-10 10:51

This thread has been threadstopped, you can't reply anymore.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-10 10:52

>>801
testing

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-16 17:54

>>801
what is this threadstop you speak of?

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-16 18:08

>>803
it's supposed to happen when threads get to 1000. but shiichan is shit so sometimes it doesn't happen and we get threads that go higher.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-16 19:55

>>804
True, I saw one that went up to 1100 replies once. It happens, but kind of rarely.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-16 22:44

This thread has been threadstopped, you can't reply anymore.

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-17 6:16

this thread has been reopened and will be available until shiichan stops it

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-17 7:12

[sub][sup][b][code](([i]lambda[/i] (x)
   (x x))
 ([i]lambda
(z)
   (display "lisp")
   (newline)
   (z[/sub] z)))[/code][/i][/b][/sub]

Name: Anonymous 2009-06-17 7:15

[quote]did you mean?[/quote]
[sub][sup](([i]lambda[/i] (x)
   (x x))
 ([i]lambda[/i] (z)
   (display [spoiler][b]"lisp"[/b][/spoiler])
   (newline)
   ([sub]z[/sub] [sup]z[/sup])))[/sup][/sub]

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-01 13:08

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-01 13:43

              /|  /| |   |                     |
                   ||__|| |   |    HAVE YOU BEEN    |
                  /   O O\__  |   TROLLED TODAY?    |
                 /          \ |                     |
                /      \     \|_____________________|
               /   _    \     \      ||             
              /    |\____\     \     ||             
             /     | | | |\____/     ||             
            /       \|_|_|/   |     _||             
           /  /  \            |____| ||             
          /   |   |           |      --|            
          |   |   |           |____  --|            
   * _    |  |_|_|_|          |     \-/             
*-- _--\ _ \                  |      ||             
  /  _     \\        |        /      `              
*  /   \_ /- |       |       |                      
  *      ___ c_c_c_C/ \C_c_c_c____________          
lol i got squashed

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-04 20:38

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-05 6:46

lillow the lisp

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-05 10:41

((lambda (x)
   (x x))
 (lambda (z)
   (display "lisp")
   (newline)
   (z z)))

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-05 11:22

(let loop ()
  (display "lisp")
  (newline)
  (loop))

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-05 11:23

816 LISP

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-05 13:59

817 GOTO 816

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-05 14:00

>>816
Did you know that you put your own post number in your post?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-05 14:03

>>818
819 I had no idea!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-05 14:03

>>819
Did you know that you put your own post number in your post?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-05 14:19

>>820
823 I had no idea!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-05 14:23

>>822
Did you know that you put your own post number in your post?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-05 15:51

>>823
821 I had no idea!

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-05 16:46

824 Hey Gaiz, whats going on?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-06 1:09

>>1
Did you know that you put your own post number in your post?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-06 1:28

826 What the retard is this stupid meme?

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-06 1:41

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-14 16:32

Here he comes, here comes LISP,
HE'S A DEMON ON WHEELS

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-14 16:33

>>828
OH MY FUCKING GOD HIT THE DECK

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-14 18:20

>>828
I remember this。

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-14 18:22

Give me an L
Give me an I
Give me an S
Give me an P

Heeere's C++

Name: Haxus the Great 2009-08-14 18:50

Haxus the Great

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-14 19:02

LISP

Name: Haxus the Lesser 2009-08-14 19:11

Haxus the Lesser

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-14 19:35

>>832
I really don't know how to feel about Haxus the Great. It's the very first meme I have invented. I'm so confused. ;_;

Please respect me and use all caps when HAXUS THE GREAT

Name: sage 2009-08-14 19:52

●█████▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄
▄▅███████▅▄▃▂
███Sage Tank███████►
◥☼▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲☼◤

Name: Sagey McSagerson 2009-08-14 20:28

>>836
Sage Failure: retry (yes/no/cocks) ?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-14 20:31

>>835
because CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-15 1:41

>>837
Sagey McSagerson
Back to /b/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 1:49

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 1:53

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 1:56

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 2:20

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 2:30

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 2:34

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 2:37

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 2:38

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 2:57

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 3:06

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 3:44

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 4:10

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 4:10

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 4:14

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 4:15

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 4:18

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 4:20

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 4:24

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 4:33

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 6:28

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-17 11:02

Lisp

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-08 10:06

>>840-859
You're not doing it correctly.

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-08 10:12

(loop (print "Lisp"))

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-08 12:14

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-08 15:03

lisp

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-08 15:07

>>864
That was cleaver!

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-08 15:09

cleaver
>>864 certainly doesn't appear to be a knife...

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-08 16:01

>>866
NO THANK YOU

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 0:41

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 0:42

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 0:42

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 0:42

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 0:43

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 0:43

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 0:43

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 0:43

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 0:44

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 0:44

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-19 0:44

Lisp

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-23 4:02

L
I
S
P

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-23 5:02

WHICH CUNT'S USING CHURCH NUMERALS

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-23 5:03

>>880
YOU THINK YOURE THOUGH UH ?
I HAVE ONE WORD FOR YOU
THE FORCED INDENTATION OF THE CODE
GET IT ?
I DONT THINK SO
YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT MY OTHER CAR I GUESS ?
ITS A CDR
AND IS PRONOUNCED ``CUDDER''
OK YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT PROGRAMMER
THIS IS /prog/
YOU ARE ALLOWED TO POST HERE ONLY IF YOU HAVE ACHIEVED SATORI
PROGRAMMING IS ALL ABOUT ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE'' THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND
I HAVE READ SICP
IF ITS NOT DONE YOU HAVE TO
TOO BAD RUBY ON RAILS IS SLOW AS FUCK
BBCODE AND ((SCHEME)) ARE THE ULTIMATE LANGUAGES
ALSO
WELCOME TO /prog/
EVERY THREAD WILL BE REPLIED TO
NO EXCEPTION

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-28 0:53

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-28 2:29

>>882
Holy shit, delete your post before the mods find out.
*Bookmarks link* >_>

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-28 3:00

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-28 6:12

>>38
is a horrid LISP programmer.
'greatest-language-ever

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-28 6:44

>>886
Do you mean :greatest-language-ever or maybe you mean to say '#:greatest-language-ever?

Name: HAXUS THE PHONE PRANKSTER 2009-09-28 6:58

FUNCALL

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-28 7:04

>>888
APPLY is more generic and you can implement FUNCALL via APPLY, it also can do things that FUNCALL can't, but what's even more generic is MULTIPLE-VALUE-CALL which can implement APPLY efficiently, and it can do things that APPLY can't. And that is why FUNCALL and APPLY are mere functions, while MULTIPLE-VALUE-CALL is a special operator.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-28 8:39

>>886
>>887
SCHEMER

Name: >>887 2009-09-28 8:50

>>890
How am I a Schemer? I wasn't aware Scheme(I only know R5RS) had packages or uninterned symbols. Some Scheme implementations provide both in some form or the other, but only Common Lisp explicitly provides them.

:greatest-language-ever - points to the symbol with the string "GREATEST-LANGUAGE-EVER" located in the KEYWORD package.
'#:greatest-language-ever - creates a new uninterned symbol by the name "GREATEST-LANGUAGE-EVER". Uninterned means it does not belong to any package, and will get garbage collected if not used.

Both cases assume (eq (readtable-case *readtable*) :upcase) is true.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-28 9:13

>>891

I think he means >>886.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-28 9:19

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-28 9:37

Laim.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-28 10:21

Raïm.

Name: The real Lain spammer 2009-09-29 1:43

>>893,894
Preev it, droogy. Y'all best be steppin' off, 'cause you rip my style, you just as well be gettin' at me. Pop alls ya?

Name: HAXUS THE LISP 2009-09-29 3:30

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Name: Anonymous 2009-09-29 21:53

>>899
SCHEME
scheme

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-29 23:35

>>900
The Algorithmic Common Lisp Programming Language

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-30 4:27

LIST

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Name: Anonymous 2009-10-19 21:25

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Name: Anonymous 2009-10-20 2:26

>>901
The Revised Report On The Algorithmic Language ALGOL 60

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Name: ANSP 2009-10-20 9:30

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Name: Anonymous 2011-07-21 20:07

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Name: Haxus the Cockpouch 2011-07-21 22:10

SICP is mush-brained drivel by a pseudo-intellectual cockpouch. It's right up there with TAOCP and K&R as things that idiots read to make people think they're smart.

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