I'm one lazy motherfucker

I've been so lazy these last 4 years I've almost forgotten how to write decent code. Now I got a job as a programmer and I have only 5 days to get in shape. Along with my daily SICP and some K&R, I need some serious books about Perl, OpenGL Programming and OOP ( expecially C++ ), otherwise I'll have to accept a job as a FIOC and Java programmer. Suggestions? Right now I can code shit in C89/C99 and C++, even if I barely remember the syntax.
Please, I don't wanna work with Indian guys coding FIOC. It's every /prog/grammer's nightmare, you know it.

>>5
Seconded, until I read >>9

>>3
Stupid. Also, I wouldn't hire you. I don't allow my co-workers to leave their code unindented for more than 15 seconds while they finish with the current line, and I'd rather have them write it properly indented from the start.

>>16
Why? I specially enjoyed the examples; they were witty. As I learnt C with K&R a long time ago, I was like "I see what you did there".