I'm one lazy motherfucker

I've been so lazy these last 4 years I've almost forgotten how to write decent code. Now I got a job as a programmer and I have only 5 days to get in shape. Along with my daily SICP and some K&R, I need some serious books about Perl, OpenGL Programming and OOP ( expecially C++ ), otherwise I'll have to accept a job as a FIOC and Java programmer. Suggestions? Right now I can code shit in C89/C99 and C++, even if I barely remember the syntax.
Please, I don't wanna work with Indian guys coding FIOC. It's every /prog/grammer's nightmare, you know it.

>>5
No, I just need money. The C++/Perl Job pays about 800 $, the Python/Java one just 400 $ ( it's some plugin development job crap ). If I were a neckbearded motherfucker living in my mom's basement without caring about bills and rent I'd say the same, though.
Plus, no Indians and Chinks getting shit done before and better than me in C++/Perl job.
>>6
They'd bust me.