Oh god, Emacs

I become strangely aroused when I see girls using Emacs.

Watching them play around with the Linux CLI is enjoyable too, of course, but fuck, when they fire up Emacs and start writing code with their cute little hands, I just want to reach over and hug them. It's so adorable, even though they hardly even use the keyboard shortcuts. There's two of them sitting a couple of rows in front of me right now and working on an assignment, and I'm loving it!

Please help me /prog/, how can I make these cravings go away? I know I'm still a Vimmer at heart!

Hit yourself hard in the head with a massive object and your delusions should go away.

You didn't REALLY see girls using EMACS.

Unfortunately for >>1, >>2 is right.

Unfortunately for >>4, >>2 is right.

Unfortunately for >>7, >>9 is right.

I've seen a few girls use Eclipse from time to time.

>>1
Cool story, sister.

Unfortunately for >>7 according to >>5 I am right.

Fortunately for me, I am right!

Girls are notorious GUI lovers and will only use editors filled graphical bells and wistles, such as huge toolbars, wizards and heaps of menus. OP is a filthy liar.

>>1
That's Richard Stallman's fetish

>>12
That (>>1) is Richard Stallman.

My girl uses ed.

She only uses it for homework and C# though, so it's sort of balanced to equal.

>>11
as correct as you may be, you're wrong.

i use vim.

>>15
Marry me.

>>16
i don't believe in marriage... would you settle for fuckbuddy? you'd have to share though

if this is consumed, it better produce pics

>>18
Consummated, you idiot.

hehehe

>>14

YOUR GIRLFRIEND HAS ERECTILE DYNSFUNCTION IM SO hard right now

25 Name: Anonymous 2013-03-18 18:48

lololol is ur gf's carpal tunnel ded