Oh god, Emacs

I become strangely aroused when I see girls using Emacs.

Watching them play around with the Linux CLI is enjoyable too, of course, but fuck, when they fire up Emacs and start writing code with their cute little hands, I just want to reach over and hug them. It's so adorable, even though they hardly even use the keyboard shortcuts. There's two of them sitting a couple of rows in front of me right now and working on an assignment, and I'm loving it!

Please help me /prog/, how can I make these cravings go away? I know I'm still a Vimmer at heart!

Hit yourself hard in the head with a massive object and your delusions should go away.

You didn't REALLY see girls using EMACS.