fucking windows

I needed to write an automailer for my internship, easy, right?
Just a System.exec() with shitty Java and I'm done - but wait, it has to work on windows, which doesn't have a console mail client - no big deal, java has a mail API - but it doesn't come as default so it won't work without additional installations everywhere and it doesn't support proxies

you know what? foucault was right

I could give you some kind of  solution for your problem, but I have the bad feeling that you'll use it for uscientific and ultimately destructive purposes.

Also, I don't see how J.P Foucault is related with all this shit.
Wait, I do : http://kadreg.org/millions/millions.php?id=1321680884

>>1
You don't really need to ``install'' anything. You can put the javamail jar file in the same directory as your program and simply add it to your -classpath when you run it.

it doesn't support proxies
http://forums.sun.com/thread.jspa?threadID=615715&tstart=0

oh my, /prog/ being functional

I guess I should throw a virgin into a volcano or something in return

Write a console mailer with C, fagort.

C is for faggots.

Real men use assembly.

lwi $r6, bitches.

>>3
Indeed, the idea of "installing" is stupid. Real software works anywhere, from anywhere.

>>5
Use the appropriate tool for the job, faggot. C is far from it.

>>7
Java
appropriate

Now you have two problems.

>>8
Three, along with my job.

>>9
I believe if you look at your anus you'll notice that you actually have four problems.

know what foucault was.

The hands of EXPERT PROGRAMMER So even   so I find   it fun how   are we babbling   about functional programming   hating faggot and   continue reading before   I start asking.