fucking windows

I needed to write an automailer for my internship, easy, right?
Just a System.exec() with shitty Java and I'm done - but wait, it has to work on windows, which doesn't have a console mail client - no big deal, java has a mail API - but it doesn't come as default so it won't work without additional installations everywhere and it doesn't support proxies

you know what? foucault was right

>>3
Indeed, the idea of "installing" is stupid. Real software works anywhere, from anywhere.

>>5
Use the appropriate tool for the job, faggot. C is far from it.