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/prog/'s own esoteric language

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-04 18:08

Fun idea. Let's make our own programming language.
Conditions:
Must be somewhat useful like ABC.
Not limited to characters only. Can include words.
1 function per post.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-21 18:37

>>1
   1 function per post.
Bet you failed compiler theory 101.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-21 19:03

ats

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-21 19:14

>>40
I agree with you.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-23 18:04

Bampu

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 10:53

Doin it rite hai   guys am i   doin it rite   hai guys am   i doin it   rite hai guys   am i doin   it rite hai   guys am i   such a loser   Everyone uses firefox   now because jwz?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 13:17


beginning Amendment Total known number digital sound   Processor I liek   PYTHN BETTA HELD.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-02 12:24

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-22 7:47

>>1-127
and this kids is how programming language standards committees work.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-22 8:00

>>128
C++11x is shit.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-23 18:38

/b/ and /e/ as scope delimiters.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-27 14:34


SEKKUSU c: pops the stack c times

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-27 18:32

>>131
``The'' stack is for shit languages like C. First-class continuations would be so much easier without that abomination.

Name: bampu pantsu 2012-05-29 4:07

bampu pantsu

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-23 15:04

check em

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-23 19:44

ＤＡ ＳＴＡＮＤＡＲＤ  pushes the complete text of DA STANDARD onto the stack

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-23 19:59

>>135
I'm sure LAC would love that. I mean, who doesn't like stacks?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-23 20:11

>>132
>implying other language are not based on C
>mfw you are this ignorant

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-23 20:20

>>137
Your memes are not e/g/in enou/g/h, /g/roski! Please use more e/g/in memes if you really want to get famous on Re/g/g/it.

Install LE /g/entoo, le pleb.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-23 20:21

>>135
DA STANDARD says there is no ``stack'' in C.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-23 20:24

>>138
Are you retarded?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-23 20:27

>>140
No, why do you think so? He's not e/g/in enough and I'm telling him to be more e/g/in.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-23 20:31

What the fuck is e/g/in?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-23 20:34

>>139
That's the joke.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-23 20:37

>>142
I'm tired of telling you /g/tards this shit. It is a parody of e/b/in, which is a parody of epic. Basically, your meme spewing is retarded as fuck and we wish you would write proper prose instead of raping it with your unfunny ``memes''.

I know you come from /g/ because you asked that question.

Look, we don't have anything against you, but just like you wouldn't like a reddit shithead post on your beloved ``desktop/battlestation'' imageboard, we don't want you to post here if you can't resist yourself to use ``memes''. You're welcome here as long as you don't act like a fucking retard.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-23 21:00

>>144
nice dubs

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-23 21:14

>>144
If you don't like memes you might as well leave 4chan

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-23 21:22

just got here, but I see a severe lack of nigger in the language.
How about a memory manager that "steals" unused registers?
are you willing to make it low-level friendly anyway?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-23 22:16

>>146
I was here long before shitheads were shitting up 4chan with their lolmemes.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-23 22:17

>>146
That's the attitude that makes us hate you people. Have you never heard the ``memes are frosting'' analogy?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-23 22:50

>>146
If you can't communicate anything original, you may as well cut out your toungue and saw off your hands.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-24 5:51

>>150
If you can't communicate anything original, you may as well copy someone else's post and change a few words.
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