I've lost the ability to program

I can't seem to write programs any more. Not properly, anyway. I just get a huge headache and have to nip to the toilets to masturbate (it helps). But when I come back to my desk to code, I can't do it again. This is quite bad, as it's my full-time job. Halp.

More fapping.

Good.

Get more food, water and sleep. PROTIP: bottle of water helps.

Gonna go with more fapping needed.

Have you stopped reading your daily SICP perchance?

Stop drinking diet coke.

Go take a walk, preferably somewhere where you've never been. It will help you cool your head.

I've lost the ability to hax anii.

Take a vacation, reassess your priorities. If you're not feeling challenged at your work maybe it's time to find another employer.

You've become obsessed with doing it properly.  That's impossible.  Just hack out whatever works and refactor when the need arises.  Start with things that have immediately visible results.

Just hack out whatever works and refactor when the need arises.
EXPERT loonix kernal developer

>>12
Kernel.

>>13
Colonel.

>>14
Cernel Sussman.

Look at fail programmer.
Look at >>11
Look at him!

You've been Enlightened.

See >>11

>>15
The Ginger knew demons were in the Scheme but his warnings to Cernel Sussman were not listened to.

>>7
Why?

>>20
Enjoy your cancer

>>21
Could you please be more specific?

>>22
No

>>23
I urge you to reconsider.

>>22
Enjoy your cancer, along with your job.

>>25
I will, along with my diet coke.

Lain.

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