I've lost the ability to program

I can't seem to write programs any more. Not properly, anyway. I just get a huge headache and have to nip to the toilets to masturbate (it helps). But when I come back to my desk to code, I can't do it again. This is quite bad, as it's my full-time job. Halp.

Just hack out whatever works and refactor when the need arises.
EXPERT loonix kernal developer