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Name: lambda theory 2008-06-25 12:05

Unless you have mastered logic programming, especially PROLOG you will never understand declarative programming.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-25 12:16

I took a course on PROLOG during my CS degree, and it confused the hell out of me. Not so much the principles of it, just how to get it to do anything remotely useful.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-25 12:24

Unless you have mastered turing programming, especially BRAINFUCK you will never understand declarative programming.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-25 12:24

I took a course on BRAINFUCK during my CS degree, and it confused the hell out of me. Not so much the principles of it, just how to get it to do anything remotely useful.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-25 12:28

Unless you have mastered functional programming, especially Haskellyou will never understand Monad programming.

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Haskell ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-25 12:28

Unless you have mastered counting programming, especially ABC you will never understand declarative programming.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-25 12:29

I took a course on ABC during my CS degree, and it confused the hell out of me. Not so much the principles of it, just how to get it to do anything remotely useful.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-25 12:59

>>3-7
GTFO, parrots

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-25 14:21

Unless you have mastered object-oriented programming, especially Java you will never understand bloated shit ENTERPRISE BEST PRACTICES.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-25 14:46

>>8
Oh, look, another new guy who thinks that /prog/ is actually about programming.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-25 14:47

>>5
STOP REMINDING ME OF MY DOG'S DEATH, FAGGOT.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-25 14:50

I used to like Prolog a lot, and wanted to program only in Prolog. Then I learned Haskell, and suddenly Prolog wasn't that interesting anymore.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-25 15:18

I used to like Programming a lot, and wanted to program only in Programming languages. Then I learned The ABC Programming Language, and suddenly programming wasn't that interesting anymore.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-25 15:21

>>10
No, I've been on /prog/ for years.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-25 15:32

>>11
Just be glad you didn't name your dog JAVA or LISP.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-25 15:43

>>15
I miss my little Java

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-25 16:09

I took a course on PROLOG during my CS degree, and have now mastered logic programming.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-25 18:29

>>16
I miss my little Brainfuck.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-25 18:34

>>18
I miss my little Erlang

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-25 18:54

I miss my little Ruby. I still weep when I remember the day she got hit by a train. But looking back, it was inevitable, 'cause Ruby on rails was slow as fuck.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-25 19:08

>>20
I feel so bad about laughing at this :(

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-25 19:41

weak minded learn Haskell and blub in it til the end of days.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-25 22:48

>>22
lolwut

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-25 23:55

Haskell the dog was killed because she stepped on the rails and a slow as fuck Ruby cuddered her :(

The Sussman laughed a bit on the side but eventually he felt kind of bad about it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-26 0:23

>>23
"lolwut" is something an idiot would say

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-26 2:04

I took a course on computers during my Arts degree, and it confused the hell out of me. Not so much the principles of it, just how to get it to do anything remotely useful.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-26 2:05

>>20
Aw, that's too bad.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-26 10:10

>>25
3/10

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-26 17:06

>>25
""lolwut" is something an idiot would say" is something an idiot would say

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-26 19:00

>>29
"\"lolwut\" is something an idiot would say" is something an idiot would say
fixed

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-26 19:19

>>30
`Faggot' quotes detected.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-26 19:42

`'jaunty quotes suggested'`

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-26 21:31

«This is just too much fucking work for «nestable quotes».»

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-26 22:23

>>33
``This is the perfect amount of work for ``nestable quotes''.''

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-27 0:04

>>34
how would you quote the string "''``"?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-27 0:40

>>35
``\'\'\`\`''

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-27 0:57

>>35
In lojban we specify the word we use for quoting text.

zoi .gy. Hello, World! .gy -- “Hello, World!”

Here we have chosen gy (pronounced "guh" and is used because it is similar to glico -- English) to be our quotation marks. If our sentence contained gy we would just use another word.

mi pu cusku zoi .zy. Guh, English sucks! .zy -- I said “Guh, English sucks!”

mi pu zi cusku zoi .ty. mi pu cusku zoi .zy. Guh, English sucks! .zy .ty -- I just said “I said “Guh, English sucks!””

The question of how quote a quote-word does not apply to Lojban because any word can be a quote word. (Nice example is zoi .url. http://dis.4chan.org/prog/ .url..)

Superior.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-27 5:46

In english we can express meaningful concepts.

Superior.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-27 8:52

>>37
That has to be the clumsiest quoting system I've ever encountered. Why not just use any of the already established standard quote marks for the purpose?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-27 8:59

>>39
Clumsy? It is clumsy to be non-ambiguous?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-27 9:15

>>40
It's plain clumsy.
There isn't any ambiguity with 'str', where str is anything, even '.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-27 9:40

>>41
You can't speak nested quotes without getting ambiguous. When you try to clear up the ambiguity, doing it in English is way more clumsy than doing it in Lojban.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-27 10:08

>>42
He stared incredulously at the words in front of him and asked, «What do you mean by «you can't speak nested quotes without getting ambiguous» - of course you can!»

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-27 10:09

After rereading the text «He stared incredulously at the words in front of him and asked, «What do you mean by «you can't speak nested quotes without getting ambiguous» - of course you can!», he realised that he'd meant to say «of course you can nest quotes unambiguously.»

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-27 10:13

Must every fucking thread turn into a shitty Lojban argument?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-27 12:05

>>45
Well, we were talking about logic!

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-27 12:20

>>44
mismatch of << >>. you're a moron, I guess lojban was created for retards like you.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-27 14:42

>>47
YHBT

Name: !!aBJKZuplTV/HGe3 2008-06-27 15:26

Yes. Anything you can write in Lojban you can speak. You are either missing the point or trolling. Either way, you kind of suck.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-27 16:17

>>49
gtfo tripfag.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-27 16:23

>>50
Shut up, it's Tripfag

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-27 18:03

Prolog is cool, its just that its geared towards recursion in alot of cases.  There must be a better way.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-27 18:16

>>43
Now speak it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-27 18:56

>>53
Have you met my two friends «Body Language» and «Prosody»? They're fun guys to hang around with.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-27 19:43

>>54
Those faggots never stick around when I'm with my friends ``telephone'' and ``extemporization''.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-27 19:45

«» considered harmful, please use <<>> tia

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-27 23:44

>>56
no soy tu tia, amigo

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-28 2:57

「Since /prog/ - Japan/General, we should be using these.」

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