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holy shit

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-21 20:15

http://www.nakov.com/about/Resume-Svetlin-Nakov.html

i think we've found the ultimate EXPERT ENTERPRISE PROGRAMMER

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-21 20:26

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-21 20:30

Ugh, these types really grind my gears. Okay we get it, you're an expert enterprise weenie. Go smoke a blunt or something.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-21 20:44

He makes me realise how little I actually know about real programming :-(

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-21 20:47

>>4
Read SICP

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-21 20:54

Where do people find the energy to have a bunch of jobs, compete in a bunch of contests, give lectures, publish shit, and study, all at the same time?

I'm a failure :(

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-21 21:01

Google interview were not professional. It was like Olympiad in Informatics. Google asked me only about algorithms and data structures, nothing about software technologies and software engineering. It was obvious that they do not care that I had 12 years software engineering experience. They just ignored this. The only think Google wants to know about their candidates are their algorithms and analytical thinking skills. Nothing about technology, nothing about engineering.

They ignored 12 years of software engineering. Fuck google, really, fuck them.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-21 21:08

>>7
Is that his way of saying that his algorithms and analytical thinking skills suck donkey balls?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-21 21:08

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-21 21:24

>>6


read here >>2
'I Rejected Working at Microsoft Dublin' section 2nd paragraph
"All of this was a result of many years of hard working @ 12+ hours / day."

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-21 21:50

"All of this was a result of many years of being ignorant of Lisp and, as a direct consequence, having to resort to hard working @ 12+ hours / day."
fix'd.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-21 22:47

>>7
Perhaps Google already has enough competent software engineers to roll out their products, and want new hires to work on new methods for doing whatever it is Google thinks needs doing.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-21 23:10

I had never heard of CruiseControl.NET until I read that ENTERPRISE blog.

Name: Christopher !!aBJKZuplTV/HGe3 2008-06-22 0:11

>>7,12
I had a Google interview and failed it because I actually suck at algorithms and programming even though I like them. Some guy randomly contacted me on IRC while talking in ##c because he thought I knew what I was doing. True story.

“It was a pleasure speaking with you on the phone about the Software Engineer, Google.com - Zurich position.  Thank you for your time and interest in Google.  We carefully reviewed your background and experience, and though we do not have a position that is a strong match with your qualifications at this time, we will be keeping your resume active in our system.  We will continue to use our database to match your profile with new opportunities and will reach out to you if we find an opening for which you may be qualified. [removed details of interviewer]”

Which basically means "fuck you". I shit you not.

So yes, they do not seem to care much about experience but raw talent (LOL I DON'T HAVE ANY).

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-22 0:15

>>11
If you actually read his resume you would see that he is familiar with Lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-22 4:05

>>14

That's the stock message they give to anybody who fails an interview.

Did they quiz you on C?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-22 6:11

>>7
The only think Google wants to know about
Learn English. thing*

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-22 8:41

>>15
Lisp is mentioned once and in a way that implies he's barely used it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-22 12:08

>>17
Pointing out typographical errors and concluding that this implies illiteracy is illogical and ultimately destructive.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-22 12:17

He is personified Java!

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-22 13:27

>>19
No one here concluded that pointing out typographical errors implies illiteracy.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-22 13:43

>>19
writing a completely different work is not a typographical error.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-22 14:14

>>22
We have been meta-trolled.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-22 14:45

>>22,23
Only on /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-22 15:47

>>23
No, we haven't. >>22 was implying that literary works should be considered unique relations between words, and that updating any of them returns a completely new relation.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-22 15:56

>>18
Probably, but he is not ignorant of it, therefore >>11 is insufficiently precise.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-22 16:14

>>26
"All of this was a result of many years of being ignorant of Lisp's full power and, as a direct consequence, not using it and having to resort to hard working @ 12+ hours / day."

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-22 16:26

>>27
Well done.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-22 16:28

>>27
Well done.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-22 16:31

Well Done.

I like you, Christopher, I just thought I tell you that.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-22 16:35

>>30
Who are you calling Christopher, Xarn?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-22 16:43

Hey Christopher, thanks for discontinuing the reddit script. Well Done

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-23 0:19

>>2
question 13 is O(log n), its a fucking binary search. Yet he only got O(sqrt n) ergo he clearly doesnt know shit.

Name: !!aBJKZuplTV/HGe3 2008-06-23 0:44

>>32
Yeah, I don't really read reddit anymore unless someone links me to it. If you decide to write your own script to do it I'd like to see it. =)

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-23 0:46

>>33
2/10

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-23 0:56

I would never work for someone like that or with someone like that.  Java and C#.........  fuck me.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-23 2:02

>>36
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Name: Anonymous 2008-06-23 5:53

>>37
Very good, 9/10.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-23 8:10

>>38
Holy shit you're an absolute retard at rating trolls.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-23 9:20

>>39
It wasn't a troll rating.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-23 11:10

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Name: Anonymous 2008-06-23 12:29

>>41
fail

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-23 13:18

>>39

I think they were rating the joke/humor value of the post.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-23 15:10

>>43
2/10

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-23 18:56


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I would rate myself on the Kinsey Scale as:
    0 = Completely heterosexual .. 6 = Completely homosexual, X = Asexual
    .....
I have the following fetishes/paraphilias/turn-ons:
HAVING MY ANUS HAXED...........................................................
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I am willing to recieve penetration in these orifices (where applicable):
☐ Mouth  ☐ Throat  ☐ Vagina  X Anus  ☐ Ear  ☐ Nostril
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Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 12:09

The email headers Nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 12:44

The room will be just as dead   THERE IS NO   language without syntax   highlighting After 50   GB of unwritten   blocks you consume   about 5 KB   of disk space   and memory newLISP?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-09 18:53

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