Where do people find the energy to have a bunch of jobs, compete in a bunch of contests, give lectures, publish shit, and study, all at the same time?
I'm a failure :(
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Anonymous2008-06-21 21:01
Google interview were not professional. It was like Olympiad in Informatics. Google asked me only about algorithms and data structures, nothing about software technologies and software engineering. It was obvious that they do not care that I had 12 years software engineering experience. They just ignored this. The only think Google wants to know about their candidates are their algorithms and analytical thinking skills. Nothing about technology, nothing about engineering.
They ignored 12 years of software engineering. Fuck google, really, fuck them.
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Anonymous2008-06-21 21:08
>>7
Is that his way of saying that his algorithms and analytical thinking skills suck donkey balls?
read here >>2
'I Rejected Working at Microsoft Dublin' section 2nd paragraph
"All of this was a result of many years of hard working @ 12+ hours / day."
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Anonymous2008-06-21 21:50
"All of this was a result of many years of being ignorant of Lisp and, as a direct consequence, having to resort to hard working @ 12+ hours / day."
fix'd.
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Anonymous2008-06-21 22:47
>>7
Perhaps Google already has enough competent software engineers to roll out their products, and want new hires to work on new methods for doing whatever it is Google thinks needs doing.
I had never heard of CruiseControl.NET until I read that ENTERPRISE blog.
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Christopher!!aBJKZuplTV/HGe32008-06-22 0:11
>>7,12
I had a Google interview and failed it because I actually suck at algorithms and programming even though I like them. Some guy randomly contacted me on IRC while talking in ##c because he thought I knew what I was doing. True story.
“It was a pleasure speaking with you on the phone about the Software Engineer, Google.com - Zurich position. Thank you for your time and interest in Google. We carefully reviewed your background and experience, and though we do not have a position that is a strong match with your qualifications at this time, we will be keeping your resume active in our system. We will continue to use our database to match your profile with new opportunities and will reach out to you if we find an opening for which you may be qualified. [removed details of interviewer]”
Which basically means "fuck you". I shit you not.
So yes, they do not seem to care much about experience but raw talent (LOL I DON'T HAVE ANY).
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Anonymous2008-06-22 0:15
>>11
If you actually read his resume you would see that he is familiar with Lisp.
>>23
No, we haven't. >>22 was implying that literary works should be considered unique relations between words, and that updating any of them returns a completely new relation.
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Anonymous2008-06-22 15:56
>>18
Probably, but he is not ignorant of it, therefore >>11 is insufficiently precise.
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Anonymous2008-06-22 16:14
>>26 "All of this was a result of many years of being ignorant of Lisp's full power and, as a direct consequence, not using it and having to resort to hard working @ 12+ hours / day."
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The room will be just as dead THERE IS NO language without syntax highlighting After 50 GB of unwritten blocks you consume about 5 KB of disk space and memory newLISP?