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CYBERSPACE

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 7:01

Cyberspace, /prawg/. Cyberspace with an emphasis on space. Is it coming, or was it just Gibson's cluelessness talking? On the one hand, VR is the FUTURE. On the other hand, what does navigating a 3d world have to offer us in terms of communication? On the gripping hand, Second Life.

Place your bets on the future of the net here.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 7:04

Obligatory Snow Crash reference.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 7:21

Cybersex

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 7:57

I hate Second Life. But then I also hate chat programs and emails.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 8:03

>>2
y u sage

>>4
What do you like?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 8:09

>>4
BBS.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 8:27

>>5
For reasons you might not understand yet. Hurr.
>>4
Hey, I also hate Second Life and chat, but I like e-mails. Actually, it's the only form of on-line communication I accept.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 8:37

>>7
it's the only form of on-line communication I accept.
Well, to be honest, the same goes for me - but what annoys me about email is that it always takes me at least half an hour to write even a simple reply, always rephrasing stuff and making it clearer, when it'd taken 5 minutes to explain IRL.

>>5
See >>6. I like anonymous discussion since there's not the e-penis thing always present on IRC & forums, and I get lots of useful stuff (mostly fappan gaems from /jp/). Chatting is just a way to spend 2 hours talking about the weather.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 8:42

>>8
You need to learn Lojban.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 8:44

>>8
Well, the thing that drives me insane about chats is the txt tlk. It's hard to find anyone who doesn't use it at all, and even if you do, there's that pressure that makes you send the message before spell-checking it, because you don't want to keep the other guy waiting for the reply.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 8:46

>>9
Hello, Christopher, I have been missing you since yesterday.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 8:49

>>11
That wasn't me, but yes, he should learn Lojban.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 8:53

>>12
Then there's an issue of the other conversant speaking, or at least understanding, Lojban... I happen to be in luck by knowing two Lojban-speakers personally, but besides that, it's pretty useless if nobody can understand you.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 8:59

>>13
I haven't met anybody in person that speaks Lojban. I've been learning Lojban for one week now. I can tell you that my thoughts are much clearer now that I think in Lojban. My English communication skill has greatly improved as a direct result in learning Lojban.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 9:07

>>14
My English communication skill has greatly improved as a direct result in learning Lojban.
greatly improved? i'd hate to see how bad it was before.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 9:08

I have one week under my belt. Give me a break.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 9:12

>>15
You seem to have a problem in communicating, mistaking simple misspelling for a communication flaw.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 10:47

>>17
"in" where only "of" would make sense is a simple misspelling? perhaps you need to go back to nursery school and learn what the word "spelling" means. come back when you can communicate at at least a kindergarten level.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 10:56

>>18
I suggest therapy or a punch bag.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 10:59

>>18
Come back when you can communicate at at least a              hax my anus              level.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 11:02

>>20
That wasn't funny but I laughed anyway.

Nah, only joking, I didn't laugh at all. That's lame.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 11:06

>>21
;_;

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 11:08

>>18
We could go there together, so you can take some capitalisation lessons.

What is considered a ``misspelling'' when typing? The act of pressing the wrong keys, right? Most often is is caused by some minor mishap. He has pressed `i' and `n' instead of `o' and `f'. We can only guess why, but I, knowing that I sometimes do things like that, assume that he was thinking of something else and the interfering thoughts made him type ``in''.
Then there's a possibility of him typing like this because of sheer ignorance -- then I scorn him as well, yet only for reason stated in >>15.

Furthermore, attacking my communication level is groundless -- you understood my message perfectly and I am strongly inclined to think that nobody else would have any problems comprehending it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 11:12

>>23
I hate to agree with bitchfag, but I think you're mistaking mispelling for typo.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 11:13

>>10
This is why you tell them: [protocol] != SMS

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 11:14

>>24
Okay.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 11:35

>>10
It doesn't seem to me that most people type especially fast. I don't do chat rooms (on the assumption that they're full of idiots), but I generally out-type people in IMs, even with their sloppy Internet dialect. Take some lessons?

>>23
capitalisation lessons
Learning lojban renders these unnecessary.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 11:43

>>27
Learning lojban renders these unnecessary.
For speaking lojban.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 11:47

>>24
mispelling
A misspelling or a typo?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 11:48

>>28 doesn't know Lojban.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 12:00

Even thought it was a typo, not misspelling, my point stands: occasional mistakes does not mean that someone cannot communicate.
>>29
Trolling.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 12:13

>>30
Save for Christopher, some guy and me knowing the basics and learning, nobody knows Lojban here.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 12:16

>>32
I suggest that we make Lojban the official language of /prog/. Have you read your The COMPLETE Lojban Language (a Logical Language Group Publication) today?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 12:33

>>33
I concur.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 12:38

>>33
I think you mean xu do pu tcidu fi la'o gy. The COMPLETE Lojban Language (a Logical Language Group Publication) .gy ca lo nu cabdei

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 12:48

>>35
pe'i do puzi skudji lu pe'i do puzi skudji lu xu do pu tcidu fi la'o gy. The COMPLETE Lojban Language (a Logical Language Group Publication) .gy ca lo nu cabdei li'u li'u

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 12:49

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 12:50

>>36
na go'i

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 12:51

>>38
ko mo

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 12:58

fags

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 13:35

>>40
Consider a stressball.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 13:38

>>40 has not read his Complete Lojban Language (a Logical Language Group Publication) today.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 13:38

>>40
back to /b/

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 13:39

>>41-43
YHBTrolled by me.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 13:41

>>44
fag

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 13:42

>>44 doesn't understand what ``trolling'' means.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 13:43

>>45
You have issues.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 13:43

>>46
You are being meta--trolled right now.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 13:43

>>47
You have issues.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 13:44

>>48 still doesn't understand what ``trolling'' means.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 13:45

>>48
I have issues.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 13:45

>>47,49
M-x doctor

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 13:46

>>51
see >>53

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 13:46

Fuck you all, you are pathetic animals, I'll go to /pr/ where people have real programming discussions and don't worship some fag.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 13:46

>>53 understands recursion

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 13:46

>>55 doesn't understand recursion

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 13:47

>>54
I DETECT EXPERT TROLLING IN THIS SECTOR

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 13:51


\o\
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/o/
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      /
,O___/

    _______________                       __________
   /               |                    /
  / =====  ======  |                  /
 | |   @|  |   @ | |                /
 |                 |               /
  \                /              /
    \____o________/  ____________/

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 13:51

>>57
Is a butthurt Haskeller that will never be a successful programmer and knows it's true, so he'll call me a fag or something because of the lack of arguments.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 13:54

>>59
Actually, I have a job. I don't use Haskell, but it's good enough. I write code for a living anyway. So what?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 13:55

>>60
WOW YOU USE A REAL LANGUAGE AND THUS YOU HAVE A JOB BIG FUCKING DEAL

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 13:55

>>60
(That is, I write Lisp for a living and I am CEO of Y Combinator, a small start-up company based in Gainsville.)

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 13:55

>>61
Lisp is not a real language.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 13:56

>>59 is projecting.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 13:59

>>59
Is raging that I have spread Lojban, The Logical Language1 throughout /prog/.


1 Terry Pratchett is funny and original.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 14:00

>>65
10/10.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 14:01

>>65
Is that even relevant to the topic or is that just your way of saying ``I've read The Complete Lojban Language (A publication of The Logical Language Group, Inc.)''?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 14:03

>>67
Your quotes are not '`jaunty`' enough.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 14:04

>>29
A mispelling.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 14:04

69 GET

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 14:05

>>70 GET

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 14:06

>>69
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/mispelling

OH WAIT I HAVE BEEN TROLLED YOU GOT ME THERE.

                

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 14:08

>>1
I was on your mother's gripping hand.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 14:11

Duh, trolls on trolleybuses everywhere.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 14:13

>>74
I think you meant "trollii".

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 15:45

>>74
I think you meant "trollybi".

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 16:05

We could go there together, so you can take some capitalisation lessons.
shouting the first letter of every sentence is obsolete.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 18:08

>>77
Incorrect. It makes it easier detect the sentence boundaries when reading quickly.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 18:11

>>78
Personally I have no trouble reading sentence boundaries. Forums, IRC, mailing lists... I still capitalise because it is aesthetically pleasing.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 18:20

>>79
Of course you wouldn't have trouble without capitalising the first letter, but that doesn't mean it's of no use.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 18:24

>>80
What do you think about capitalising "i"? Consider that we used to capitalise all nouns like German, but that got lost through the ages. E.g. words like Me or You. I don't at the moment see much good reason for why "i" ought to be capitalised.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 18:28

>>81
Because it's an important word, missing of which could dramatically change the meaning of a sentence (unlike, say, missing adjectives). It's a single letter, so it has to stand out somehow.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 18:35

>>82
That's a ludicrous claim with no science to back it up.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 18:37

>>83
Handwritten letter to a new potential boss:
``...also, I drive to work regularly...''
The boss reads this and frowns. ``No jerk will instruct when to come here. Give me the next candidate.''

TRUE STORY

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 18:42

>>84
I get it not.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 18:44

>>81,82
This discussion has become retarded. It belongs on /b/, now.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 18:46

>>85
Because I have used upper-case `i'. Handwritten lower-case `i' wouldn't stand out above the magical letter median line (it probably has some professional name) and might be omitted, depending on how it's written.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 18:47

>>86
Give me a reason to capitalise `i'.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 18:48

>>85
He thinks that if you don't capitalise "i" it will become invisible. Thus, retardation.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 18:50

Oh, come on, don't make me unleash the old ``count the `i's in the sentences, one capitalised and one not''.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 18:54

You've already unleashed ``faggot quotes'', how worse can it get?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 18:56

>>91
'`Did you have to ask?`'

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 18:59

The entire thread has gone

'-._                  ___''...___
    `.__           ,-'   ||  _____ \
        `''-------'      __  ( . )  `._     JUST AS
                        |  |  `-'      (     PLANNED!
                        |__ `-.,        \
                           `'''--,[=]    \
                             \___________)
   ................._                  /
                     `-.._         _.-'
                          `'-----''

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 19:02

>>92
Jaunty quotes are jaundice.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 19:03

>>93
I think any set of posts from any thread on /prog/ could be randomly inserted into another thread and it the thread would be equally relevant to the topic.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 19:03

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 19:06

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 19:06

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 19:06


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Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 19:07

'-._                  ___.....___                           ___,,,,,___                  _,-'
    `.__           ,-'        ,-.`-,                     .-`,-.        '-.           __,`
        `''-------'          ( p )  `._               _,`  ( q )          '-------''`
                              `-'      \             /      '-`
                                        \           /
                              .         \           /         ,
                               \---..,--'           '--.,,---/
   ................._           --...--,             .--,,,--           _,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
                     `-.._         _.-'               '-,_         _,,-`
                          `'-----''                       ''-----'`

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 19:08

FUCK

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 19:10

>>99,100
'-._                  ___''...___
    `.__           ,-'   ||  _____ \
        `''-------'      __  ( . )  `._     JUST AS
                        |  |  `-'      (     PLANNED!
                        |__ `-.,        \
                           `'''--,[=]    \
                             \___________)
   ................._                  /
                     `-.._         _.-'
                          `'-----''

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 19:10

>>100
How did you get that backwards `p'?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 19:30

>>92
Oh, it can get `❛worse'❜.

And yes, this thread has gone just   as   planned.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 19:35

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 19:39

Huh, the ``This thread has over 1000 replies.'' is true at last.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-18 20:04

>>84
Handwritten letters are unprofessional.

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The arbitrary kinds of   people in the   country for its   systems in the   process Unfortunately we   cannot understand his   enlightened way of   my programming productivity.

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