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Xarn [Part 1]

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 13:12

#include <xarn.h>

char xarn[] = "Xarn";

int main(int xarnc, char **xarnv){
    printf("%s\n", xarn);
    return EXIT_XARN;
}

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 13:16

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Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 13:20

0&:!v >:1-:v v* _$.@
@.1 _$^    _$>\:^

Now would anyone tell me why it goes into infinite loops on non-zero arguments?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 13:48

>>3
0&:!v>:1-:v v* _$.@  
@.1 _^    _$>\:^

Because /pr/

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 14:25

>>1

#ifndef XARN_H
#define XARN_H

#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>

#define EXIT_XARN EXIT_SUCCESS

#endif /* XARN_H */

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 14:26

>>5
I lol'd.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 16:25

Cairnopoly$TheGame.class

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 17:41

Soup /prog/, I have a few questions for you:

 - Why do we call him[1] that way?
 - Why is he[2] a meme?
 - kathy lol[3]
______________________
[1] Or her, or both
[2] Or she, or both
[3] That wasn't funny, actually

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 18:14

>>8
http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1204484081/38,40,42,45

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 18:19

/*
 * Copyright (c) 2008 Xarn
 *
 * Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining a copy
 * of this software and associated documentation files (the "Software"), to
 * deal in the Software without restriction, including without limitation the
 * rights to use, copy, modify, merge, publish, distribute, sublicense, and/or
 * sell copies of the Software, and to permit persons to whom the Software is
 * furnished to do so, subject to the following conditions:
 *
 * The above copyright notice and this permission notice shall be included in
 * all copies or substantial portions of the Software.
 *
 * THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR
 * IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY,
 * FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE
 * AUTHORS OR COPYRIGHT HOLDERS BE LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES OR OTHER
 * LIABILITY, WHETHER IN AN ACTION OF CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE, ARISING
 * FROM, OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE SOFTWARE OR THE USE OR OTHER DEALINGS
 * IN THE SOFTWARE.
 */

#include <stdio.h>

int main (int argc, char** argv) {
    printf("'-._                  ___.....___\n");
    printf("    `.__           ,-'        ,-.`-,\n");
    printf("        `''-------'          ( p )  `._\n");
    printf("                              `-'      ");
    printf(argc > 1 && strcmp(argv[1], "--classic") == 0 ? "\\" : "(");
    printf("\n                                        \\\n");
    printf("                              .         \\\n");
    printf("                               \\---..,--'\n");
    printf("   ................._           --...--,\n");
    printf("                     `-.._         _.-'\n");
    printf("                          `'-----''\n");

    return 0;
}

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 18:23

>>10
This program doesn't comply to the MVC paradigm. Please refactor it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 18:55

>>11
ahahaha. /prog/ is funny today. or maybe it's just one witty poster

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 19:33

>>12
Or maybe >>10-12 same person. fail

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 19:39

>>13
LOLOL UR THE SAME GUY FROM THE OTHER THREAD WHO IS LIEK SAYING ``OH YOU TWO ARE TEH SAME PERSON BECAUSE YOU MAKE JOKE'' AND THEN YOU SAY ``FAIL''. IG ET IT

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 20:50

>>10-14
SPAWHBTE

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 20:51

>>15
Now you're just making up acronyms.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 20:53

>>16
Not 15, but I've been here for a little bit and can therefore parse this with my lexer: Same Person And We Have Been Trolled Exponentially.

LURK MOAR

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 21:36

How does one get trolled exponentially?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 21:38

umm. it should be

#include "xarn.h"
you bluddy tard.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 21:42

>>19
xarn.h is part of the standard libraries.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 21:43

>>18
Refer to the horde of P=NP threads.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 21:49

>>21
But why is the trolling exponential? Has it been increasing exponentially or what?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 21:55

>>22
Its complexity class is O(n²).

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 22:02

>>23
Then it should be polynomial trolling, not exponential. Also, what does n stand for in trolling complexity?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 22:18

>>24
Actually it should be quadratic trolling

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 22:20

>>24
Niggers.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 22:43

>>22
If you're really confused, you can get trolled at a constant rate.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 8:52

>>25
It's both quadratic and polynomial. Quadratic is more specific, though.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 9:03

>>28
Polyphasic quadraplegic.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 13:07

Fuck you all.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-14 11:11

I Xarn'd.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-14 19:48

>>30
Hello, Xarn

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-14 21:19

>>32
Don't feed the troll.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-24 21:04

XARN

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-24 21:31

I created the XARN meme. It is still in use today.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-24 21:49

I created XARN. Along with his father, who is now out of the picture.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-25 7:05

>>36
Xarn's father uses UBANTO

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-25 16:34

Xarn's blog updated.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-25 16:42

relink to xarn's blog?

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-25 17:13

>>39
Get out if you don't have a RSS reader open on his feed.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-25 18:52

>>38
Xarn has a lot of females on his ``blogroll''...

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-25 19:04

Too bad Xarn is slow as fuck.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-25 19:40

Not only is Xarn in my Google Reader, he's also in my heart and mind throughout the day. He is the voice in the back of my head telling me what to do when I talk to girls.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-25 19:56

>>43
You talk to girls?

Name: sage 2008-08-25 20:10

This thread is exactly what is wrong with /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-25 20:49

Xarn

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-26 6:39

>>45
You're just jealous because it's not about you.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-26 8:24

>>47
Actually, it is about me.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-26 8:38

>>48
That makes me Xarn.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-26 8:41

>>49
Astute Xarn is astute.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-26 9:09

>>50
Xarn likes to put on a robe and a wizard hat at night and pretend he's the Sussman.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-26 11:58

I live in Brazil and I do not know as well as esso functions somebody explains can me

Name: Sageing fail since 1463 2008-08-26 13:06

Sage for threadful of fail!

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-26 21:04

Xarn

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-27 8:12

Xarn's blag updated.

Name: Sageing fail since 1463 2008-08-27 8:17

Sage for threadful of fail!

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-27 11:03

Age for threadful of Xarn!

Name: RedCream 2008-08-27 11:07

>>1-57
EPIC FAIL!

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-28 19:02

blag updated

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-01 7:45

Does anyone know what is the password to Xarn's secret area of Drama? I'd like to see why is he so sad.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-01 9:29

Post deleted by user.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-01 10:24

>>60
ill give you the password to [b]Xarn[/b]'s SECRET area of DRAMA if u PAYme enuogh ;)

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-01 15:52

>>60
bump

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-01 16:31

>>63
Sage.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-01 17:06

>>64
bump

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-01 17:13

>>64
sage

Name: 2008-09-01 17:26

>>64
sage

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-01 23:15

>>67
age

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-02 7:07

Does anyone have the password to Xarn's secret area?

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-02 14:52

>>69
Private area of haxx?

Name: Xarn 2008-09-02 15:30

>>69
I'll give you one if you payme enough ;)

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-02 17:13

/r/ fairX meme

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-02 17:14

hello im fairX the haxxor join my community of hackers if you payme enough i will give you access to a private area of haxx ;)

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-02 17:14

hello im fairX the haxxor join my community of hackers if you payme enough i will give you access to a private area of haxx ;)
http://forum.curse-x.com/index.php

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-03 0:37


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Name: Anonymous 2008-09-03 7:12

/r/ Xarn meme

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-03 7:57

Xarn

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-04 3:56

hello im fairX the haxxor join my community of hackers if you payme enough i will give you access to a private area of haxx ;)
http://forum.curse-x.com/index.php

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-04 0:13

mitten
enthusiast[br]club

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-04 0:38

buttlust

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-04 0:41

test main = do
    x <- getLine
    print $ (read x :: Double) * 2

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-09 1:19

Xarn

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-09 1:39

XARN MY ANUS

Don't worry Xarn, I mean that in a good way

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-09 1:43


    #include <void.h>

    char fv[] = "FrozenVoid";

    int main(int fvc, char **fvv){
        printf("%s\n", fv);
        return EXIT_FV;
    }

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-09 2:35

>>84
Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-09 7:34

Delightful bampu!

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-09 8:13

>>83
You mean XARNESS?

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-09 8:24

Go away.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-09 9:50

>>84
I take issue with your implication!

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-09 10:40

gtfo

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-09 12:08

>>88,90
Someone's jealous of Xarn's popularity.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-09 12:12


I said gtfo

Name: Sagey McSagerson 2010-04-09 12:35

>>91
Xarn? Popular? IHBT!!

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-09 13:11

>>93
Xarn is extremely popular, especially with the babes.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-09 13:14

>>93
Like >>84, you seem to be confusing Xarn with a certain autistic kid. We like Xarn.

Name: testing 2010-04-20 13:59

#BAN MY ANUS

foo[code]bargat[/code]

Name: testing 2010-04-20 14:00

#(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS TESTING)

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 1:40

Are you GAY?
Are you a NIGGER?
Are you a GAY NIGGER?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-18 17:40

<-- check my doubles

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-16 8:13

HAIRY HARDON

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-16 8:24

>>101
Now what was that out of the blue!

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-27 19:40

Xarn

Name: Xarn 2011-08-28 19:34

Xarn

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-29 1:05

Ah, with this thread, I am reminded of /prog/
's slightly better days.

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