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Xarn [Part 1]

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 13:12

#include <xarn.h>

char xarn[] = "Xarn";

int main(int xarnc, char **xarnv){
    printf("%s\n", xarn);
    return EXIT_XARN;
}

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 13:16

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Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 13:20

0&:!v >:1-:v v* _$.@
@.1 _$^    _$>\:^

Now would anyone tell me why it goes into infinite loops on non-zero arguments?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 13:48

>>3
0&:!v>:1-:v v* _$.@  
@.1 _^    _$>\:^

Because /pr/

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 14:25

>>1

#ifndef XARN_H
#define XARN_H

#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>

#define EXIT_XARN EXIT_SUCCESS

#endif /* XARN_H */

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 14:26

>>5
I lol'd.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 16:25

Cairnopoly$TheGame.class

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 17:41

Soup /prog/, I have a few questions for you:

 - Why do we call him[1] that way?
 - Why is he[2] a meme?
 - kathy lol[3]
______________________
[1] Or her, or both
[2] Or she, or both
[3] That wasn't funny, actually

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 18:14

>>8
http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1204484081/38,40,42,45

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 18:19

/*
 * Copyright (c) 2008 Xarn
 *
 * Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining a copy
 * of this software and associated documentation files (the "Software"), to
 * deal in the Software without restriction, including without limitation the
 * rights to use, copy, modify, merge, publish, distribute, sublicense, and/or
 * sell copies of the Software, and to permit persons to whom the Software is
 * furnished to do so, subject to the following conditions:
 *
 * The above copyright notice and this permission notice shall be included in
 * all copies or substantial portions of the Software.
 *
 * THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR
 * IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY,
 * FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE
 * AUTHORS OR COPYRIGHT HOLDERS BE LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES OR OTHER
 * LIABILITY, WHETHER IN AN ACTION OF CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE, ARISING
 * FROM, OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE SOFTWARE OR THE USE OR OTHER DEALINGS
 * IN THE SOFTWARE.
 */

#include <stdio.h>

int main (int argc, char** argv) {
    printf("'-._                  ___.....___\n");
    printf("    `.__           ,-'        ,-.`-,\n");
    printf("        `''-------'          ( p )  `._\n");
    printf("                              `-'      ");
    printf(argc > 1 && strcmp(argv[1], "--classic") == 0 ? "\\" : "(");
    printf("\n                                        \\\n");
    printf("                              .         \\\n");
    printf("                               \\---..,--'\n");
    printf("   ................._           --...--,\n");
    printf("                     `-.._         _.-'\n");
    printf("                          `'-----''\n");

    return 0;
}

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 18:23

>>10
This program doesn't comply to the MVC paradigm. Please refactor it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 18:55

>>11
ahahaha. /prog/ is funny today. or maybe it's just one witty poster

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 19:33

>>12
Or maybe >>10-12 same person. fail

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 19:39

>>13
LOLOL UR THE SAME GUY FROM THE OTHER THREAD WHO IS LIEK SAYING ``OH YOU TWO ARE TEH SAME PERSON BECAUSE YOU MAKE JOKE'' AND THEN YOU SAY ``FAIL''. IG ET IT

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 20:50

>>10-14
SPAWHBTE

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 20:51

>>15
Now you're just making up acronyms.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 20:53

>>16
Not 15, but I've been here for a little bit and can therefore parse this with my lexer: Same Person And We Have Been Trolled Exponentially.

LURK MOAR

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 21:36

How does one get trolled exponentially?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 21:38

umm. it should be

#include "xarn.h"
you bluddy tard.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 21:42

>>19
xarn.h is part of the standard libraries.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 21:43

>>18
Refer to the horde of P=NP threads.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 21:49

>>21
But why is the trolling exponential? Has it been increasing exponentially or what?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 21:55

>>22
Its complexity class is O(n²).

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 22:02

>>23
Then it should be polynomial trolling, not exponential. Also, what does n stand for in trolling complexity?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 22:18

>>24
Actually it should be quadratic trolling

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 22:20

>>24
Niggers.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-12 22:43

>>22
If you're really confused, you can get trolled at a constant rate.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 8:52

>>25
It's both quadratic and polynomial. Quadratic is more specific, though.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 9:03

>>28
Polyphasic quadraplegic.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-13 13:07

Fuck you all.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-14 11:11

I Xarn'd.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-14 19:48

>>30
Hello, Xarn

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-14 21:19

>>32
Don't feed the troll.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-24 21:04

XARN

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-24 21:31

I created the XARN meme. It is still in use today.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-24 21:49

I created XARN. Along with his father, who is now out of the picture.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-25 7:05

>>36
Xarn's father uses UBANTO

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-25 16:34

Xarn's blog updated.

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-25 16:42

relink to xarn's blog?

Name: Anonymous 2008-08-25 17:13

>>39
Get out if you don't have a RSS reader open on his feed.
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