The Mars Volta

So, I heard you guys like prog. What do you think of Bedlam in Goliath. Pretty much the best album ever, right?

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>>2
I disagree.

Sup. I'm the successful troll from that /jp/ thread.

>>4
I'm sorry but that was not a successful trolling attempt at all. 3/10 at best.

>>5
We don't like him here either. He thinks he's funny and edgy; we just ignore his lame trolling attempts.

>>5
5 angered replies is good enough on a slow board like /jp/, IMHO

it's been done before

>>7
Not when the 5 replies were trolls themselves.

>>6
But he is funny and edgy!¹

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>>9
You have been meta-trolled

>>7
Using memes people aren't familiar with and getting confused/angered replies is hardly what I'd call trolling.

Seriously, spamming any /prog/ meme outside of /prog/ other than READ SICP, ONE WORD, THE FORCED INDENTATION OF CODE and a few select others is dumb.

>>11
I think the proper term is "Advanced Trolling".

>>12
Believing that 'the guy who invented the prove me wrong meme' is posting a Kohaku pic on /jp/ at 2am and isn't lying at all, is quite stupid already. This is 4chin.

>>13
It is, but "you have been advanced trolled" is a bit awkward to say

>>14
I'm sure all 5 of the replies didn't actually believe him. I mean I was one of them and I definitely didn't.

>>16
You did. PROVE ME WRONG

There was a nice case of Advanced Trolling on /jp/, last night. I wish you guys could have been there to see it. It was beautiful.

>>17
I didn't believe you. There I just PROVED YOU WRONG.

>>18
No screencap or anything? I'm curious. I like to improve my trolling skills.

>>19
oh shit i lost again im not good with computars :(

>>20
http://archive.doesntexist.org/jp/cgi-board.pl/thread/729291#reply730250

>>22
Thank you. He was indeed quite successful.

I'm listening to Metatron, right now. Shit's ballin'.

>>24
*grabs ballin' shit*

>>23
I thought the guy who posted the ED link was a good troll. Even I'm not sure if he was trolling or actually serious.

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>>27
No anon, you're the fail.

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Goliath is SO cash.

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win

im totally into can

/jprog/ is SO cash.

I've never listened to any /jp/rog, how is it?

>>35
Does it exist?

I love the volta, but the sound quality of TBIG is really disappointing, it has no depth to it. I'm more into Deloused and FTM.

>>37
I really like the first 5 songs of the album. Cavalettas, Agadez and Ouroboros are pretty much the only good songs in the second half.

volta is for girls

>>4-7,9-23,26
I don't get how is this related to /prog/, or even prog rock, or whatever >>1 meant. In other words, you are probably the same faggot, or the same HMA spammer.

Ok, got it. Those archives are pretty cool eh, saves every motherfucking thread and doesnt afraid of anything:

http://archive.doesntexist.org/jp/cgi-board.pl/thread/736426#reply736676

That's our friend ``HAX MY ANUS MEME FAG''. I see we have lots of /prog/rammers in /jp/, and lots of /jp/whatever in /prog/.

Also, there you have some serious discussion about our current forced memes. I think they miss the point that we used to be a programming board, with decent programming related memes, and then we got invaded by "/b/" retards, which are actually /jp/ retards. But, actually, the source of the retards doesn't matter, the point is just that we were invaded by retards.

>>39
I'm sorry, but you are a faggot.

>>41
Oh, Kohaku-san, what manner of faggotry have you posted in my /jp/?

>>41,43
Now I feel kind of bad about it :(

Anyway, all the threads I started as anon so far were actually prog-related and I don't spam good threads, so I'm not fagging the board up as bad as you may think. It looks bad because I only use this name for faggotry, and I know someone else has used it a few times. I disapprove of names/trips so all my useful posts are (and will stay) anon

Also, I think it's still possible to have a good discussion on /prog/, it's just that few people ask a good  question. Some decent stuff has risen from the coding threads, like that one where they did sound output, but this board's problem is that we have almost nothing in common: we use different languages, some do web stuff, others do hardware,

The only thing that's quite widespread, it seems, is an attraction for /jp/ stuff.

Also, I think it's still possible to have a good discussion on /prog/, it's just that few people ask a good  question. Some decent stuff has risen from the coding threads, like that one where they did sound output, but this board's problem is that we have almost nothing in common: the usage ranges from java ENTERPRISE coding to C system apps... it's not like ``J. Random Website's C++ board'' where people at least share a language.

The only thing that's quite widespread, it seems, is an attraction for /jp/ stuff. And also the programming basics like SICP teaches them (abstraction etc). Which is, incidentally, a good explanation of why our memes turn around fundamental stuff like functional vs imperative, SICP, ENTERPRISE, forced indentation...

By the way, have you read your Wizard Book today?

>>45
Oops. Read >>46 instead, Shiichan shat on me.

>>46
Actually, I'm the one that makes threads on prog interesting, and I hate /jp/ stuff.

>>46
We have some kind of forced personality, based on memes
-Love scheme and BBCode, and some toy languages
-Hate FIOC
-Kinda hate enterprise (java)
-C is fine, too

(The last point may be the most accurate, because people that are againist C are againist the low-level structure of computers, i.e. they are faggots. You may find some of these in /pr/, but nobody cares.)

I don't think that being so different is a problem, just bring up some topic that it's interesting for any programmer, regardless of the language. Of course this is not like any programming board, even anonymous. We don't help students people like /pr/ does, we don't have OMG SERIOUS discussions like 4-ch /code/, etc.

The only thing that's quite widespread, it seems, is an attraction for /jp/ stuff
Untrue, I am not a weeaboo. Fuck your /jp/

>>49
>not a weeaboo
WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, FAGGOT?

>>50
In a programming board.

In 4chan because of /b/ memes, the high-quality hentai, the /wg/ stuff, and, well, /prog/. I like hentai, but learning japanese and mandarin chinese is not my ultimate goal. I have seen a few animes on TV, but i'm not an insane meaty epileptic fan like the one in that copypasta.

Seriously, not everyone in 4chon is weeaboo.

>>51
You're a weeaboo.

>>51,52
Perhaps your disagreement is best explained this way: the definition of "weeaboo" varies from board to board. For /a/, /jp/ and the related, a weeaboo is someone who watches animu/plays H-games/reads manga, but for /b/ and most people a weeaboo is a wapanese. So >>51 is from the /b/ side of 4chin and doesn't see himself as weeaboo since he isn't fapping on a map of japan, but >>52 is most likely from one of the animu-derived boards and considers >>51 a weeaboo because he likes fappan gaems CG and is familiar with animu.

>>53
I'm >>52 and you're exactly right.

>>53
Agreed completely, what I meant was ``wapanese''. Didn't know about that other point of view. Probably because I never visit /jp/, board that gives us many reasons (>>40) to suspect that it's the source of the forced memes.

>>55
Play some Touhoes and some Tsukihime (native Linux client, bitch) and come to our private area of weeaboo in /jp/ ;)

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>>58
Back to Nico Nico Douga, please

>>59
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>>60
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>>66
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67 Name: Anonymous : 2008-06-

>>69
GET IN THE CAR!

>>70
it's a lion?

>>71
We can't stop here!

>>72
This is troll country!

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