Steve Ballmer
1
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-27 9:48
hey /prog/ I wrote you a function
void steve_ballmer()
{
while (1) printf("DEVELOPERS ");
}
2
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-27 9:54
GTFO
3
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-27 9:58
hey /prog/ I wrote you a function
*Proggit> System.IO.UTF8.putStrLn$ ultimate "developers"
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(0.00 secs, 0 bytes)
4
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-27 10:20
>>3
FFFFFFFFFFFFFT the secret of this still escapes me.
5
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-27 10:45
6
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-27 12:47
7
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-27 12:58
>>3 here. I have no idea. Sorry to disappoint you all.
8
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-27 13:00
9
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-27 13:10
>>3
H
o
w
d
o
y
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u
d
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t
h
a
t
?
10
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-27 13:13
I kinda know how to
expert multiline quote,but it sucks.
I mean, I don't know how to leave this witchery and go back to normal text. You all know how I feel about this :(
11
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-27 13:16
main = putStr "DEVELOPERS " >> main
EXPERT HASKELL FAILURE
12
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-27 13:19
DEVELOPERS
13
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-27 15:25
>>10
Tell me how, please.
14
Name:
Clevinger
2008-05-27 15:32
>>13
You're crazy! I won't until I know how to end the quote sequence and post normally.
Buy you might contact me privately and if you pay me enough, well, you know ;)
15
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-27 15:34
< multiline
quotes ?
16
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-27 16:13
17
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-27 16:15
18
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-27 16:53
>>16
Please, please, please. Do you think that that will work?
But I like you.
19
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-27 17:02
T
E
L
> L
> >
> > > M
> > > > E
> > > > > E
> > > > > > E
> > > > > > > E
20
Name:
BewbzϿϿ
2008-05-27 17:11
>>9
Multitrack quoting!
>>19
[spoiler]Multitrack failing![/spoiler]
21
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-27 17:19
>>18
Come on, dude. Don't be a fag. :o(
22
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-27 17:23
Here, have a ''citation needed`` template instead:
┎┰─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
┃┃ ,_,_ This post does not cite any references or sources . │
┃┃ \ \?\ Please help improve this article by adding citations to reliable │
┃┃ '='=` sources . Unverifiable material may be challenged and removed. │
┖┸─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘
23
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-27 17:42
I just figured out how the other guy
1 is doing it.
Your
ways
are
flawed.
*Proggit> bibNow [("Anonymous", "
>>10 ")] >>= putStrLn
References:
[1] Anonymous , >>10 . Retrieved on May 27, 2008.
24
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-27 18:14
Don't mind me, I'm just testing another method.I really doubt it will work.But it can't hurt to try.
25
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-27 18:17
>>23
I
can't
figure
out his method :(
26
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-27 18:22
The method you're using is like Haskell -- works too, but you won't use anything besides the O(nlogn) recursive factorial.
27
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-27 18:24
developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers
28
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-27 18:54
>>26
I
don❜t know
what you
mean.
29
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-27 20:25
[q]a[/q]
[qu]b[/qu]
[quo]c[/quo]
[quot]d[/quot]
[quote]e[/quote]
30
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-27 21:20
> > > peas
31
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-27 21:37
Peas.
32
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-27 21:40
what what what what
33
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-27 21:43
What
34
Name:
sage
2008-05-27 21:44
What > What
35
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-27 21:56
What
What
36
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-27 21:56
What
What
37
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-27 22:04
> > > hmm
38
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-27 22:08
aa^Hbcd
39
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-27 22:10
What
What
40
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-27 22:11
W
O
R
41
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-27 22:12
W
O
R
D
42
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-27 22:13
B
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D
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M
A
S
T
A
43
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-28 4:56
>>23
Would this be funny if I understood HASKELL?
44
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-28 4:57
45
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-28 7:56
This thread frightens and confuses me :(
46
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-28 13:42
> What
47
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-28 13:46
Wait, this is insane
I can't believe it could be this
I mean, it doesn't make sense
48
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-28 13:47
49
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-28 13:50
This maybe?
I don't know,
i'm trying random stuff
50
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-28 13:53
>>49
Weird, it wasn't a BBCode failure.
Another test -Shouldn't work
Another test -
This time with two quotes.
51
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-28 13:54
asd
sdf
dfg
52
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-28 14:40
>>28
This.. is.. beautiful
53
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-28 15:43
lol
lol
54
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-28 15:43
lol > lol [/br]
55
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-28 15:47
l[br /]ol
56
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-28 15:49
>>52
(
(_ )
) I've been waiting for someone )
( to acknowledge that. (
) It's my best work. :) )
(
(
57
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-28 15:54
lol > lol
58
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-28 15:55
lol lol
59
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-28 15:55
lol lol
60
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-28 15:56
lol >lol
61
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-28 15:56
>>56
How do you feel about it?
62
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-28 15:56
lol > lol
63
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-28 15:57
lol> lol
64
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-28 15:59
lol lol lol
65
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-28 16:00
lol lol lol
lol lol
66
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-28 16:01
lol lol
67
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-28 16:05
lol > lol
68
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-28 16:05
lol lol
69
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-28 16:08
70
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-28 16:14
>>69
How do you do that? What is involed in it? (> and
and what else?)
71
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-28 16:18
BBcode in 3-D!
72
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-28 16:19
—EXPERT BBCODE PRO GRAMMER —→
73
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-28 16:27
expert > expert > expert > expert
74
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-28 16:27
expert > expert > expert
75
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-28 16:27
expert expert > expert
76
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-28 16:29
expert > expert
expert > expert
expert expert
expert expert
77
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-28 16:29
expert > expert
expert > expert
expert expert
expert expert
78
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-28 16:30
expert expert
expert expert
79
Name:
52
2008-05-28 16:30
>>56
Well, actually, i've re-read it and it's not the alternative solution that some people suggested.
>>72
Pretty good. You missed an underline in BBCode and an overline in programmer.
80
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-28 16:30
>>76
Hwo have you done it?
81
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-28 16:30
expert
expert
82
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-28 16:31
expertexpert
83
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-28 16:32
BBCODEMASTERY
84
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-28 16:37
B
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C
O
D
E
85
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-28 16:38
B
B
C
O
D
E
86
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-28 16:39
>>79
Alternative solution? What more can there be?
87
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-28 16:42
Wait.
I'm using the three magical letters, is there nay other way?
88
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-28 16:43
BBCODE EXPERT!
89
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-28 16:54
[b] [i] [u] [o] HOW DO I FAILED BBCODE[/o][/u] [/i] [/b]
90
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-28 16:59
>>86,87
I just figured out that this is a bug, not a feature. So I guess the current method is the cleanest one.
91
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-28 17:28
One day, one of you will fail. That is the day when we finally learn of the mystery
92
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-28 17:33
[p]Test > > test
93
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-28 17:38
94
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-28 17:39
""FuckingWow""
95
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-28 18:02
>>94
FIOC, the core of the syntax cancer, the origin of """triple quotes""" and __double underscores__
96
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-28 19:10
>lol >>lol >>>lol >>>>lol
97
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-28 19:11
>>96
> lol > > > lol > > lol > lol
98
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-28 21:41
>>95
Wouldn't that be a sextuple quote?
99
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-29 1:50
>>98
' single quote
" quote
""" triple quote
100
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-29 2:07
_ ___ ___ _
/ |/ _ \ / _ \ __ _ ___| |_
| | | | | | | |/ _` |/ _ \ __|
| | |_| | |_| | (_| | __/ |_
|_|\___/ \___/ \__, |\___|\__|
|___/
Sometimes, a get is just a get
This get brought to you by Christopher
101
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-29 2:35
____ _ _ _ _ _
/ ___| |__ _ __(_)___| |_ ___ _ __ | |__ ___ _ __ (_)___
| | | '_ \| '__| / __| __/ _ \| '_ \| '_ \ / _ \ '__| | / __|
| |___| | | | | | \__ \ || (_) | |_) | | | | __/ | | \__ \
\____|_| |_|_| |_|___/\__\___/| .__/|_| |_|\___|_| |_|___/
|_|
__ _
__ _ / _| __ _ __ _ __ _ ___ | |_
/ _` | | |_ / _` |/ _` |/ _` |/ _ \| __|
| (_| | | _| (_| | (_| | (_| | (_) | |_
\__,_| |_| \__,_|\__, |\__, |\___/ \__|
|___/ |___/
102
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-29 2:55
nigger > > > popsicles
103
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-29 4:16
>>101
failed to embolden '`Christopher'`.
104
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-29 4:24
>>103
____ _ _ _ _
/ ___| |__ _ __(_)___| |_ ___ _ __ | |__ ___ _ __
| | | '_ \| '__| / __| __/ _ \| '_ \| '_ \ / _ \ '__|
| |___| | | | | | \__ \ || (_) | |_) | | | | __/ |
\____|_| |_|_| |_|___/\__\___/| .__/|_| |_|\___|_|
|_|
_ __ _
(_)___ __ _ / _| __ _ __ _ __ _ ___ | |_
| / __| / _` | | |_ / _` |/ _` |/ _` |/ _ \| __|
| \__ \ | (_| | | _| (_| | (_| | (_| | (_) | |_
|_|___/ \__,_| |_| \__,_|\__, |\__, |\___/ \__|
|___/ |___/
???
105
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-29 4:25
>>104
Yeah I didn't think that would benefit much from bold.
106
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-29 4:55
we have a sjis board for experimenting for BBCode
107
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-29 4:55
>>106
with bbcode, damn it
108
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-29 8:35
____ _ _ _ _
/ ___| |__ _ __(_)___| |_ ___ _ __ | |__ ___ _ __
| | | '_ \| '__| / __| __/ _ \| '_ \| '_ \ / _ \ '__|
| |___| | | | | | \__ \ || (_) | |_) | | | | __/ |
\____|_| |_|_| |_|___/\__\___/| .__/|_| |_|\___|_|
|_|
_ __ _
(_)___ __ _ / _| __ _ __ _ __ _ ___ | |_
| / __| / _` | | |_ / _` |/ _` |/ _` |/ _ \| __|
| \__ \ | (_| | | _| (_| | (_| | (_| | (_) | |_
|_|___/ \__,_| |_| \__,_|\__, |\__, |\___/ \__|
|___/ |___/
109
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-29 8:51
>a
>>b
>>>c
>>> >d
>>> >>e
>>> >>>f
110
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-29 8:52
a
>> b
>>> c
>>> > d
>>> >> e
>>> >>> f
111
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-29 9:21
how do i multiline quote ?
?
112
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-29 9:26
Happy Birthday,
Haskell
You are my sunshine,
My only sunshine.
I'm awful sad that
You've moved away.
Let's talk together
And love more deeply.
Please bring back
my sunshine
to stay!
113
Name:
Christopher
2008-05-29 12:08
Well I am getting sick and fed up with the other members here that showing so much immature and child like behaviour here. I am wondering why the admins here are allowing such behaviour? I am getting sick and fed up with people here harrassing other members and myself, using others identities without permission, saying things that another persons never said, calling people names (IE Namefag), and slandering other member. I have helped alot of members here by way of sending mass file sends of what they need, answering the request people make, and posting stuff out of the blue for you to enjoy and is being harrassed and being made fun of anyway to treat someone that helps the members of this place? No its not. Respect is earned when its given and I don't respect anyone that does not respect me. I have even helped the other members here by finding web searches from Google, yes I am getting to like it and the Freeones site. I am not into Child Porn and anything in that field period, child porn to me is wrong and sick. I want to thank the other members that actually lent me an hand by helping with those request I made in the past. I am being ridiculed by me making the same requests over and over again and I see other here do the samething and they never gotten the same treatment as I have. Why is that? I make the same request because I don't know if you posted anything while I was asleep when I make the requests before I go to bed and if I was not on this site when someone if they do help me. I know some of you are going to say GTFO (Get The Fuck Out) and I know I have the choice to be here or not. Why am I still here is something that your going to ask me is this I like the pictures and animated .gif's and this is the only place where I can get hard to find stuff. Why can't we all just get along no matter what the situation is and if you like any other members or not and start not harrassing the other people here? Even on the internet people have the right not to be harrassed.
114
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-29 13:32
115
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-29 13:52
116
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-29 13:52
>>114
Ignore it, he's a frequent visitor at /b/, so it seems.
117
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-29 14:01
>>116
Yeah, I've also seen that Zimmer dude in /b/, he's pretty cool and doesn't afraid of anything.
118
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-29 14:34
FAIL
119
Name:
Anonymous
2008-05-31 22:44
namespace System.Developers.DEVELOPERS;
public function Developers(string dev = "DEVELOPERS")
{
while(1) {
System.Out.Println(dev);
}
}
120
Name:
Anonymous
2008-06-01 0:20
:imap ! DEVELOPERS !
i
!
121
Name:
Anonymous
2008-06-01 0:58
10 PRINT"DEVELOPERS";
20 GOTO 10
122
Name:
Anonymous
2008-06-01 7:14
>>121
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123
Name:
Anonymous
2008-06-01 18:47
first
second
third
124
Name:
Anonymous
2008-06-01 18:48
>>123
That was a quite weird 123GET
125
Name:
Anonymous
2008-06-03 14:54
d[br/]ucks
126
Name:
Anonymous
2008-06-03 14:55
d > ucks
127
Name:
Anonymous
2008-06-03 15:03
d[obr][/obr]> icks
128
Name:
Anonymous
2008-06-04 8:01
D > E > V > E > L > O > P > E > R > S
129
Name:
Anonymous
2009-03-06 7:39
The basements roof ledges and steam tunnels of a large university last semester I got close enough to perfect scores the whole house shake Neighbours.
130
Name:
Anonymous
2009-09-15 22:13
quote
double
132
Name:
Anonymous
2010-12-27 18:14
133
Name:
Anonymous
2011-01-31 20:36
<-- check em dubz
134
Name:
Anonymous
2011-02-04 18:41
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
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136
Name:
bampu pantsu
2012-05-29 3:37
bampu pantsu
137
Name:
Anonymous
2013-01-19 23:38
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