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Steve Ballmer

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 9:48

hey /prog/ I wrote you a function

void steve_ballmer()
{
while (1) printf("DEVELOPERS ");
}

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 9:54

GTFO

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 9:58

hey /prog/ I wrote you a function

*Proggit> System.IO.UTF8.putStrLn$ ultimate "developers"











(0.00 secs, 0 bytes)

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 10:20

>>3
FFFFFFFFFFFFFT the secret of this still escapes me.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 10:45

>>3
How do you do that?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 12:47

>>3
How do you do that?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 12:58

>>3 here. I have no idea. Sorry to disappoint you all.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 13:00

>>3
How do you do that?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 13:10

>>3



 


 



 


 





Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 13:13

I kinda know how to
expert
multiline
quote,but it sucks.

I mean, I don't know how to leave this witchery and go back to normal text. You all know how I feel about this :(

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 13:16

main = putStr "DEVELOPERS " >> main

EXPERT HASKELL FAILURE

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 13:19

DEVELOPERS

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 15:25

>>10
Tell me how, please.

Name: Clevinger 2008-05-27 15:32

>>13
You're crazy! I won't until I know how to end the quote sequence and post normally.

Buy you might contact me privately and if you pay me enough, well, you know ;)

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 15:34

< multiline
quotes ?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 16:13

>>14
Please.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 16:15

>>16
Peas.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 16:53

>>16
Please, please, please. Do you think that that will work?


But I like you.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 17:02

T
E
L
> L
> >
> > > M
> > > > E
> > > > > E
> > > > > > E
> > > > > > > E

Name: BewbzϿϿ 2008-05-27 17:11

>>9
Multitrack quoting!
>>19
[spoi­ler]Multitrack failing![/s­poiler]

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 17:19

>>18
Come on, dude. Don't be a fag. :o(

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 17:23

Here, have a ''citation needed`` template instead:

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┃┃ \ \?\  Please help improve this article by adding citations to reliable
┃┃  '='=` sources. Unverifiable material may be challenged and removed.    │
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Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 17:42

I just figured out how the other guy1 is doing it.

Your
ways
are
flawed.


*Proggit> bibNow [("Anonymous", ">>10")] >>= putStrLn
References:
[1] Anonymous, >>10.  Retrieved on May 27, 2008.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 18:14

Don't mind me, I'm just testing another method.I really doubt it will work.But it can't hurt to try.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 18:17

>>23
I
can't
figure
out his
method
:(

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 18:22

The method you're using is like Haskell -- works too, but you won't use anything besides the O(nlogn) recursive factorial.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 18:24

developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 18:54

>>26

don❜tknow
whatyou
mean.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 20:25

[q]a[/q]
[qu]b[/qu]
[quo]c[/quo]
[quot]d[/quot]
[quote]e[/quote]

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 21:20

> > > peas

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 21:37

Peas.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 21:40

what
what
what
what

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 21:43

What

Name: sage 2008-05-27 21:44

What
> What

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 21:56

What

What

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 21:56

What
What

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 22:04

> > > hmm

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 22:08

aa^Hbcd

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 22:10

What
What

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 22:11

W

O

R

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 22:12

W
O
R
D

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 22:13

B
B
C
O
D
E
M
A
S
T
A

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 4:56

>>23
Would this be funny if I understood HASKELL?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 4:57

>>43
no

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 7:56

This thread frightens and confuses me :(

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 13:42


> What

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 13:46

Wait, this is insane
I can't believe it could be this
I mean, it doesn't make sense

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 13:47

>>47
*relief*
It wasn't.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 13:50

This maybe?
I don't know,
i'm trying random stuff

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 13:53

>>49
Weird, it wasn't a BBCode failure.

Another test -Shouldn't work

Another test -
This time with two quotes.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 13:54


asd
sdf
dfg

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 14:40

>>28
This.. is.. beautiful

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 15:43

lol

lol

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 15:43

lol
> lol [/br]

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 15:47

l[br /]ol

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 15:49

>>52
                                  (_
 )  I've been waiting for someone   )
(            to acknowledge that.  (
 )  It's my best work. :)           )
                                  (

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 15:54

lol
> lol

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 15:55

lol
lol

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 15:55

lol
lol

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 15:56

lol
>lol

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 15:56

>>56
How do you feel about it?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 15:56

lol
> lol

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 15:57

lol
> lol

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 15:59

lol
lol
lol

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 16:00

lol
lol
lol

lol
lol

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 16:01

lol
lol

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 16:05

lol
> lol

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 16:05

lol
lol

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 16:08

>>61



 
Pretty good.





Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 16:14

>>69
How do you do that? What is involed in it? (> and
and what else?)

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 16:18




 
BBcode in 3-D!




Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 16:19





EXPERT BBCODEPROGRAMMER—→



Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 16:27

expert
> expert
> expert
> expert

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 16:27

expert
> expert
> expert

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 16:27

expert
expert
> expert

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 16:29

expert
> expert



expert
> expert



expert
expert



expert
expert



Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 16:29

expert
> expert
expert
> expert
expert
expert
expert
expert

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 16:30

expert
expert
expert
expert

Name: 52 2008-05-28 16:30

>>56
Well, actually, i've re-read it and it's not the alternative solution that some people suggested.

>>72
Pretty good. You missed an underline in BBCode and an overline in programmer.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 16:30

>>76
Hwo have you done it?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 16:30

expert

expert

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 16:31

expertexpert

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 16:32

BBCODEMASTERY

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 16:37

B
B
C
O

D

E

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 16:38

B
B
C
O

D

E

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 16:39

>>79
Alternative solution?  What more can there be?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 16:42

Wait.

I'm using the three magical letters, is there nay other way?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 16:43





BBCODE EXPERT!



Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 16:54

[b][i][u][o]HOW DO I FAILED BBCODE[/o][/u][/i][/b]

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 16:59

>>86,87
I just figured out that this is a bug, not a feature. So I guess the current method is the cleanest one.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 17:28

One day, one of you will fail. That is the day when we finally learn of the mystery

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 17:33

[p]Test
> > test

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 17:38

>>90
Tell us.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 17:39

""FuckingWow""

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 18:02

>>94
FIOC, the core of the syntax cancer, the origin of """triple quotes""" and __double underscores__

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 19:10

>lol
>>lol
>>>lol
>>>>lol

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 19:11

>>96
> lol
> > > lol
> > lol
> lol

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 21:41

>>95
Wouldn't that be a sextuple quote?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-29 1:50

>>98
' single quote
" quote
""" triple quote

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-29 2:07


                       _  ___   ___             _
                      / |/ _ \ / _ \  __ _  ___| |_
                      | | | | | | | |/ _` |/ _ \ __|
                      | | |_| | |_| | (_| |  __/ |_
                      |_|\___/ \___/ \__, |\___|\__|
                                     |___/

                     Sometimes, a get is just a get
                  This get brought to you by Christopher

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-29 2:35


  ____ _          _     _              _                 _    
 / ___| |__  _ __(_)___| |_ ___  _ __ | |__   ___ _ __  (_)___
| |   | '_ \| '__| / __| __/ _ \| '_ \| '_ \ / _ \ '__| | / __|
| |___| | | | |  | \__ \ || (_) | |_) | | | |  __/ |    | \__ \
 \____|_| |_|_|  |_|___/\__\___/| .__/|_| |_|\___|_|    |_|___/
                                |_|                           
          __                         _  
  __ _   / _| __ _  __ _  __ _  ___ | |_
 / _` | | |_ / _` |/ _` |/ _` |/ _ \| __|
| (_| | |  _| (_| | (_| | (_| | (_) | |_
 \__,_| |_|  \__,_|\__, |\__, |\___/ \__|
                   |___/ |___/

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-29 2:55

nigger

> > > popsicles

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-29 4:16

>>101
failed to embolden '`Christopher'`.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-29 4:24

>>103

  ____ _          _     _              _              
 / ___| |__  _ __(_)___| |_ ___  _ __ | |__   ___ _ __
| |   | '_ \| '__| / __| __/ _ \| '_ \| '_ \ / _ \ '__|
| |___| | | | |  | \__ \ || (_) | |_) | | | |  __/ |  
 \____|_| |_|_|  |_|___/\__\___/| .__/|_| |_|\___|_|  
                                |_|


 _                __                         _  
(_)___    __ _   / _| __ _  __ _  __ _  ___ | |_
| / __|  / _` | | |_ / _` |/ _` |/ _` |/ _ \| __|
| \__ \ | (_| | |  _| (_| | (_| | (_| | (_) | |_
|_|___/  \__,_| |_|  \__,_|\__, |\__, |\___/ \__|
                           |___/ |___/


???

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-29 4:25

>>104
Yeah I didn't think that would benefit much from bold.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-29 4:55

we have a sjis board for experimenting for BBCode

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-29 4:55

>>106
with bbcode, damn it

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-29 8:35

  ____ _          _     _              _             
 / ___| |__  _ __(_)___| |_ ___  _ __ | |__   ___ _ __
| |   | '_ \| '__| / __| __/ _ \| '_ \| '_ \ / _ \ '__|
| |___| | | | |  | \__ \ || (_) | |_) | | | |  __/ | 
 \____|_| |_|_|  |_|___/\__\___/| .__/|_| |_|\___|_| 
                                |_|

 _                __                         _ 
(_)___    __ _   / _| __ _  __ _  __ _  ___ | |_
| / __|  / _` | | |_ / _` |/ _` |/ _` |/ _ \| __|
| \__ \ | (_| | |  _| (_| | (_| | (_| | (_) | |_
|_|___/  \__,_| |_|  \__,_|\__, |\__, |\___/ \__|
                           |___/ |___/

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-29 8:51

>a
>>b
>>>c
>>> >d
>>> >>e
>>> >>>f

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-29 8:52

a
>> b
>>> c
>>> > d
>>> >> e
>>> >>> f

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-29 9:21


how do i multiline quote ?
?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-29 9:26

                                          Happy Birthday,
                                              Haskell


                              You are my sunshine,
                              My only sunshine.
                              I'm awful sad that
                              You've moved away.

                              Let's talk together
                              And love more deeply.
                              Please bring back
                                  my sunshine
                                  to stay!

Name: Christopher 2008-05-29 12:08



Well I am getting sick and fed up with the other members here that showing so much immature and child like behaviour here.  I am wondering why the admins here are allowing such behaviour?  I am getting sick and fed up with people here harrassing other members and myself, using others identities without permission, saying things that another persons never said, calling people names (IE Namefag), and slandering other member.  I have helped alot of members here by way of sending mass file sends of what they need, answering the request people make, and posting stuff out of the blue for you to enjoy and is being harrassed and being made fun of anyway to treat someone that helps the members of this place?  No its not.  Respect is earned when its given and I don't respect anyone that does not respect me.  I have even helped the other members here by finding web searches from Google, yes I am getting to like it and the Freeones site. I am not into Child Porn and anything in that field period, child porn to me is wrong and sick.  I want to thank the other members that actually lent me an hand by helping with those request I made in the past.  I am being ridiculed by me making the same requests over and over again and I see other here do the samething and they never gotten the same treatment as I have.  Why is that?  I make the same request because I don't know if you posted anything while I was asleep when I make the requests before I go to bed and if I was not on this site when someone if they do help me. I know some of you are going to say GTFO (Get The Fuck Out) and I know I have the choice to be here or not.  Why am I still here is something that your going to ask me is this I like the pictures and animated .gif's and this is the only place where I can get hard to find stuff. Why can't we all just get along no matter what the situation is and if you like any other members or not and start not harrassing the other people here?  Even on the internet people have the right not to be harrassed.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-29 13:32

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-29 13:52

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-29 13:52

>>114
Ignore it, he's a frequent visitor at /b/, so it seems.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-29 14:01

>>116
Yeah, I've also seen that Zimmer dude in /b/, he's pretty cool and doesn't afraid of anything.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-29 14:34

FAIL

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-31 22:44

namespace System.Developers.DEVELOPERS;

public function Developers(string dev = "DEVELOPERS")
{
   while(1) {
      System.Out.Println(dev);
   }
}

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-01 0:20

:imap ! DEVELOPERS !
i
!

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-01 0:58


10 PRINT"DEVELOPERS";
20 GOTO 10

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-01 7:14

>>121
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Name: Anonymous 2008-06-01 18:47

first
second
third

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-01 18:48

>>123
That was a quite weird 123GET

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-03 14:54

d[br/]ucks

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-03 14:55

d
> ucks

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-03 15:03

d[obr][/obr]> icks

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-04 8:01

D > E > V > E > L > O > P > E > R > S

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 7:39

The basements roof ledges   and steam tunnels   of a large   university last semester   I got close   enough to perfect   scores the whole   house shake Neighbours.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-15 22:13

quote
double

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-27 18:14

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 20:36

<-- check em dubz

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 18:41

Name: Sgt.Kabukiman莓⢮ 2012-05-23 15:02

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
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Name: bampu pantsu 2012-05-29 3:37

bampu pantsu

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 23:38

/prog/ will be spammed continuously until further notice. we apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.

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