/prog/ - Steve Ballmer

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 9:48

hey /prog/ I wrote you a function

void steve_ballmer()
{
while (1) printf("DEVELOPERS ");
}

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 9:54

GTFO

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 9:58

hey /prog/ I wrote you a function

*Proggit> System.IO.UTF8.putStrLn$ ultimate "developers"

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Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 10:20

>>3
FFFFFFFFFFFFFT the secret of this still escapes me.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 10:45

>>3
How do you do that?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 12:47

>>3
How do you do that?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 12:58

>>3 here. I have no idea. Sorry to disappoint you all.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 13:00

>>3
How do you do that?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 13:10

>>3
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Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 13:13

I kinda know how to
expert
multiline
quote,but it sucks.

I mean, I don't know how to leave this witchery and go back to normal text. You all know how I feel about this ：（

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 13:16

main = putStr "DEVELOPERS " >> main

EXPERT HASKELL FAILURE

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 13:19

DEVELOPERS

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 15:25

>>10
Tell me how, please.

Name: Clevinger 2008-05-27 15:32

>>13
You're crazy! I won't until I know how to end the quote sequence and post normally.

Buy you might contact me privately and if you pay me enough, well, you know ;)

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 15:34

< multiline
quotes ?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 16:13

>>14
Please.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 16:15

>>16
Peas.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 16:53

>>16
Please, please, please. Do you think that that will work?

But I like you.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 17:02

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Name: BewbzϿϿ 2008-05-27 17:11

>>9
Multitrack quoting!
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~~[spoiler]Multitrack failing![/spoiler]~~

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 17:19

>>18
Come on, dude. Don't be a fag. :o(

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 17:23

Here, have a ''citation needed`` template instead:

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Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 17:42

I just figured out how the other guy¹ is doing it.

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*Proggit> bibNow [("Anonymous", ">>10")] >>= putStrLn
_{References:

^[1] Anonymous, >>10. Retrieved on May 27, 2008.}

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 18:14

Don't mind me, I'm just testing another method.I really doubt it will work.But it can't hurt to try.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 18:17

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I
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Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 18:22

The method you're using is like Haskell -- works too, but you won't use anything besides the O(nlogn) recursive factorial.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 18:24

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Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 18:54

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Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 20:25

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Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 21:20

> > > peas

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 21:37

Peas.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 21:40

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What

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Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 22:08

aa^Hbcd

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 22:10

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Steve Ballmer

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