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Accurate depiction of web programmers

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-26 15:17

http://www.geobytes.com/demo.htm

Watch it. Stolen from 4-ch /tech/

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-26 17:31

I certainly am impressed! But it still sounds a bit complicated. I just hope it's SCALABLE enough!

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-26 18:16

hahah

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-26 18:20

I am WATCHING this VIDEO.

 It is very interesting. I think I might buy it.

 WHOH

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-26 18:31

>>1
I hope noone has ever paid for this.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-26 18:57

NO EXCEPTIONS

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-26 19:43

Goddamn that was ridiculous.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-26 21:27

<geobytes country>

INVALID EXTENSIBLE MARKUP LANGUAGE

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-26 22:54

>>5
What do you have against Paul Noone? Why would he want to pay for this service?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-26 22:58

So the secret to geographical tracking is to stare at the words on the rack of the females that access your site?

Man, I wish I had Captain GeoBytes's job.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-26 23:09

http://tinyurl.com/65uqot

HOLY SHIT GEOSELECT IS AWESOME.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-26 23:17

>>11
Hahahaha oh wow.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-26 23:21

http://www.geobytes.com/GeoServer.htm
>Server extension "filter DLL" :
>GeoSelect is implemented as a server extension "filter DLL" and requires either a Microsoft NT or Windows2000 Server.
HAHAHA.

NO FUCKING WAY.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-26 23:31

>>11
AWESOME!
>>13
BUT IT SAID ANY SERVER SIDE SCRIPTING LANGUAGE

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-26 23:42


$ nc geobytes.com 80 | head
GET / HTTP/1.0

HTTP/1.1 200 OK
Connection: close
Date: Tue, 27 May 2008 03:41:52 GMT
Server: Microsoft-IIS/6.0 Geobytes-GeoSelect/3.0.0.0
X-Powered-By: ASP.NET
Expires: 0
Content-type: text/html

<html>


WHERE ARE THE FUCKING HTTP HEADERS THERE. FUQIN LIARS!

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 2:40

The location identifiers are non-standard trash

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 3:17

>>16
Captain O., is that you?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 3:32

>>16
That's true but it is server side technology. It's no different to the other server side technologies in that regard.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 7:58

>>18
My anus is a server-side technology. Hack my non-standard trash.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 21:36

I was going to write this as my first ever programming project, but I decided I would learn more with "Hello World" (I had to rewrite a few libraries, and it took several weeks, but my Hello World application needed only 320MB of RAM, and took advantage of up to 6 cores (Only two of which were required to run it)).

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 21:37

>>20
Disregard that, I was going to write a better implementation of this.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 23:50

>>20
Message, is that you?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 9:44

>>20
Obviously needs an installer.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-30 14:50

wish i could program with my eyes like that.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-30 15:13

>>22
Message?  What's that, I saw it spammed in /jp/ by some HMA retard.

Name: HMA MEME FAN 2008-05-30 18:21

>>25
That probably wasn't me but I'll answer.

Message is a guy who took 2,400 years to write a shitty installer for a game translation (the long-awaited UBW route of Fate/Stay night), and thus made anon of /jp/ rage plenty. In fact, he took so long that someone on his team leaked the translation for /jp/'s great pleasure a bit before the release.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-30 20:43

>>26
He took so long that he first made /a/ rage, then /jp/ was founded and the rage transferred over to /jp/.

Seriously, what the fuck. Why would you fork NSIS and write specific code in C just to copy files from a DVD? The fact that he didn't write the voice patching part of the installer (some other guy did) makes it even worse.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-31 5:19

>>26
Doesn't the ``UBW'' ``route'' (if you can call it that) suck, anyway?  And doesn't the route they are translating right now suck as well?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-31 14:34

>>26
I find the following quite annoying:
-There's more programming in /jp/ than in /prog/
-All I've seen is sepples faggotry or related failures.
-NAMEFAGS EVERYWHERE
-gtfo my /prog/, anyway.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-31 23:16

>>29
What's wrong with /jp/'s {name,trip}fags? Most of them are quite decent, unlike /a/'s attention whores.

Also, you do realize that probably the most skilled idiot we have on /prog/ is a /jp/ fag, right?

http://uguu.org/about.html
– 2005 - current
Google (www.google.com): Software Engineer
Platforms group, writing performance and machine health related softwares for Linux.
– Fluent in English, Mandarin Chinese, and Japanese.
– International Obfuscated C Coding Contest - best layout (2000), best utility (2004)
– Touhoufag and Marimite fan among other decent shoujo animu


I became depressed when I first read his profile because he probably achieved everything I could possibly want in life; the fact that I'll never be as awesome as Don hurts. ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-31 23:17

>>29
/jp/ knows shit about lisp or haskell or hell, C even.
So FUCK YOU.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-31 23:26

>>30
Also, you do realize that probably the most skilled idiot we have on /prog/ is a /jp/ fag, right?

I am not a /jp/ fag.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-31 23:26

>>31
I'm a /jp/ tripfag and I'm quite familiar with Scheme (R5RS) and Common Lisp. (saying you “know” a language is bullshit)

C is probably the language I'm the most familiar with; C++ still feels like a huge kludge built on top of C every (I'm forced to) use it. I rather like Perl for small scripts involving regexps that can't be solved easily with sed and FIOC is pleasantly decent for quick image manipulation.

What now?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-31 23:28

>>32
Shut up, Don. Even if you don't go there, the fact that you know that Youmu is a youkai and Yuyuko is half-human, half-ghost makes you a /jp/ fag.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-31 23:33

>>34
Youmu is a youkai and Yuyuko is half-human, half-ghost
He does not know that.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-31 23:39

>>35
http://uguu.org/nfo_meikaigumi.html
C is the language of humans, and C++ is the language of youkai.
If you compile youmu.c or yuyuko.c with gcc -ansi, you get youmu.c, if you compile it with g++ -ansi, you get yuyuko.c.

Huh. Shouldn't it be the other way around?

Name: Some /jp/ fag 2008-06-01 1:22

>>31
I know about all these languages, although I haven't been bothered to learn them, since I code somewhat low-level C++ shite and I need C libraries.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-01 1:28

>>37
I need C libraries.
You're aware that every language everywhere can load C libraries, right?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-01 1:50

>>38
I should have typed 'C API'1. I know it's possible to integrate C code into python and stuff like that, but C++ works fine enough for me. It's quite decent actually, except for GUI stuff.

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Name: Anonymous 2008-06-01 2:29

>>39
It's not at all decent. It's terrible.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-01 4:14

>>39
I should have typed 'C API'
You're aware that every language everywhere can load C libraries, right?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-01 5:32

>>41
I'm not sure what you mean by that, but I hope you're on my side.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-01 5:41

>>42
I meant that any function you can call from C, you can call from any decent language.  There isn't an API that's exclusive to C.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-01 13:52

>>40
I don't really get why you posted "terrible". I don't see any Haskell reference around here.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-01 23:05

sage

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 2:44

WEB PROGRAMMERS SUCK, I KNOW

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 7:13

>>46
Because you are one?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-05 13:54

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Name: bampu pantsu 2012-05-29 3:37

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