http://www.geobytes.com/GeoServer.htm
>Server extension "filter DLL" :
>GeoSelect is implemented as a server extension "filter DLL" and requires either a Microsoft NT or Windows2000 Server.
HAHAHA.
NO FUCKING WAY.
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Anonymous2008-05-26 23:31
>>11
AWESOME! >>13
BUT IT SAID ANY SERVER SIDE SCRIPTING LANGUAGE
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Anonymous2008-05-26 23:42
$ nc geobytes.com 80 | head
GET / HTTP/1.0
HTTP/1.1 200 OK
Connection: close
Date: Tue, 27 May 2008 03:41:52 GMT
Server: Microsoft-IIS/6.0 Geobytes-GeoSelect/3.0.0.0
X-Powered-By: ASP.NET
Expires: 0
Content-type: text/html
<html>
WHERE ARE THE FUCKING HTTP HEADERS THERE. FUQIN LIARS!
>>18
My anus is a server-side technology. Hack my non-standard trash.
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Anonymous2008-05-27 21:36
I was going to write this as my first ever programming project, but I decided I would learn more with "Hello World" (I had to rewrite a few libraries, and it took several weeks, but my Hello World application needed only 320MB of RAM, and took advantage of up to 6 cores (Only two of which were required to run it)).
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Anonymous2008-05-27 21:37
>>20
Disregard that, I was going to write a better implementation of this.
Message is a guy who took 2,400 years to write a shitty installer for a game translation (the long-awaited UBW route of Fate/Stay night), and thus made anon of /jp/ rage plenty. In fact, he took so long that someone on his team leaked the translation for /jp/'s great pleasure a bit before the release.
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Anonymous2008-05-30 20:43
>>26
He took so long that he first made /a/ rage, then /jp/ was founded and the rage transferred over to /jp/.
Seriously, what the fuck. Why would you fork NSIS and write specific code in C just to copy files from a DVD? The fact that he didn't write the voice patching part of the installer (some other guy did) makes it even worse.
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Anonymous2008-05-31 5:19
>>26
Doesn't the ``UBW'' ``route'' (if you can call it that) suck, anyway? And doesn't the route they are translating right now suck as well?
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Anonymous2008-05-31 14:34
>>26
I find the following quite annoying:
-There's more programming in /jp/ than in /prog/
-All I've seen is sepples faggotry or related failures.
-NAMEFAGS EVERYWHERE
-gtfo my /prog/, anyway.
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Anonymous2008-05-31 23:16
>>29
What's wrong with /jp/'s {name,trip}fags? Most of them are quite decent, unlike /a/'s attention whores.
Also, you do realize that probably the most skilled idiot we have on /prog/ is a /jp/ fag, right?
http://uguu.org/about.html – 2005 - current Google (www.google.com): Software Engineer Platforms group, writing performance and machine health related softwares for Linux. – Fluent in English, Mandarin Chinese, and Japanese. – International Obfuscated C Coding Contest - best layout (2000), best utility (2004) – Touhoufag and Marimite fan among other decent shoujo animu
I became depressed when I first read his profile because he probably achieved everything I could possibly want in life; the fact that I'll never be as awesome as Don hurts. ;_;
>>29
/jp/ knows shit about lisp or haskell or hell, C even.
So FUCK YOU.
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Anonymous2008-05-31 23:26
>>30 Also, you do realize that probably the most skilled idiot we have on /prog/ is a /jp/ fag, right?
I am not a /jp/ fag.
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Anonymous2008-05-31 23:26
>>31
I'm a /jp/ tripfag and I'm quite familiar with Scheme (R5RS) and Common Lisp. (saying you “know” a language is bullshit)
C is probably the language I'm the most familiar with; C++ still feels like a huge kludge built on top of C every (I'm forced to) use it. I rather like Perl for small scripts involving regexps that can't be solved easily with sed and FIOC is pleasantly decent for quick image manipulation.
What now?
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Anonymous2008-05-31 23:28
>>32
Shut up, Don. Even if you don't go there, the fact that you know that Youmu is a youkai and Yuyuko is half-human, half-ghost makes you a /jp/ fag.
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Anonymous2008-05-31 23:33
>>34 Youmu is a youkai and Yuyuko is half-human, half-ghost
He does not know that.
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Anonymous2008-05-31 23:39
>>35 http://uguu.org/nfo_meikaigumi.html C is the language of humans, and C++ is the language of youkai.
If you compile youmu.c or yuyuko.c with gcc -ansi, you get youmu.c, if you compile it with g++ -ansi, you get yuyuko.c.
Huh. Shouldn't it be the other way around?
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Some /jp/ fag2008-06-01 1:22
>>31
I know about all these languages, although I haven't been bothered to learn them, since I code somewhat low-level C++ shite and I need C libraries.
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Anonymous2008-06-01 1:28
>>37 I need C libraries.
You're aware that every language everywhere can load C libraries, right?
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Anonymous2008-06-01 1:50
>>38
I should have typed 'C API'1. I know it's possible to integrate C code into python and stuff like that, but C++ works fine enough for me. It's quite decent actually, except for GUI stuff.