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How many different interests do you have?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-26 13:08

Do you do anything else beside program? I ask this bcuz i luv u

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-26 13:09

i luv u 2

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-26 13:29

sometimes i sleep()

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-26 13:38

sometimes i masturhaxMYanus

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-26 13:47

sometimes i talk to my freinds in The ABC Programming Language

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-26 13:58

>>5
I don't think you have friends. Enjoy your /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-26 14:29

>>6
/prog/ is my friend

Name: HMA FAN 2008-05-26 16:38

I troll.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-26 16:52

Music, concerts and shows

also >>2-8 same person

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-26 16:57

i have 37.31257 different interests.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-26 16:59

I have haxmyanus different interests.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-26 16:59

>>9
Detector is way off.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-26 17:16

>>9
wat
hax my anus

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-26 17:48

>>9
also >>2-8 same person
WHBT.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-26 18:05

Why would you have any other hobbies? I have lots of hobbies -- networking, security, theory, and practical programming.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-26 18:17

>>15
Sometimes I wish I had some boring filler ❝interests❞ to pull out on the few occasions when I encounter people IRL.  Then I remember that paying attention to those things makes me feel dead inside, so I gb2 the computer.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-26 18:17

I have many hobbies. I often lurk on haxMYanus and I program.

 What more could I need?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-26 18:21

I like lurking in /b/ and trolling sepplers in /prog/, like OP has been doing constantly.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-26 18:30

>>16
You can talk about your latest pornvideo or how you haxed my anus last night.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-26 18:43

I downloaded some CP the other day that a /b/tard ripped off youtube before it was deleted.  It reminds me of how I haxed >>19's anus last night.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-26 19:25

I hax anii, and moralfag in my free time.

Name: HAX MY ANUS MEME FAN 2008-05-26 19:39

I am pleased to see many of my fellow /prog/rammers also enjoy haxing anii as a hobby.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-26 19:50

Sometimes when asked if I have any hobbies, I just make something up, like for example my friend asked me why I couldn't come to his birthday party the other day. I told him that I was going on a hiking trip. Instead, I sat at home and read SICP and programmed a small project I am working on in C.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-26 19:53

>>23
A small price to pay to reach Satori.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-26 19:56

>>22
You are currently fooling 0 people.

Name: HAX etc 2008-05-26 22:21

>>25
Your counter seems to have overflowed good sir. It should, of course, display a much higher number.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-26 22:45

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 9:32

>>26
I LIVE ON THE EDGE

8-BIT UNSIGNED INTEGER!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 9:37

>>26,28
The concept of "overflowing" does not apply to unsigned integers, so YOU FUCKING FAIL YOU DISGUSTING PIECE OF SHIT GOD DAMMIT

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 9:52

Sure it does. If it didn't, we'd all be using real universal Touring machines instead of the approximations we have today.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 10:21

>>30
No, it doesn't.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 10:30

>>29
>>31
Yes it does. Take 2-bit uint variables a and b which both contain decimal 2 (binary "10"). If you do a+b you get binary "00"; overflow.
I think I may have been trolled.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 10:37

>>30
But we do use Touring machines all the time! C++ is a perfectly touring-complete language, according to my book.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 11:32

>>33
However, the computer it's running on has finite memory, and thus, fails to qualify.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 11:39

>>34
Computers are insignificant.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 12:12

>>34
I'm sorry but I run the latest Windows Vista operating system so I can add an infinite amount of memory whenever I want.

My computer qualifies.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 12:21

The only functional universal Touring machine we had has died of laziness and various digestive organ failures.

Terrible !!

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 12:21

>>37
Haskell Touring Machine?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 13:34

>>37
Haskell, the Dog?

;_;

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 13:48

>>33
How can it be Touring complete when it only targets machines with fixed-size pointers?

Name: Anal Touring 2008-05-27 13:53

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Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 13:53

>>23
I don't think you're working on a small project in C. Have fun at your friend's birthday!

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 15:53

>>42
That would make for a kind of cool comic like the /v/ one... Just saying.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 17:15

>>42
I lol'd.

Name: @FULLFORCE 2008-05-27 17:52

>>32
CARRY BIT, NIGGER, DO YOU FUCKING KNOW IT?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 18:03

>>45
Of course.  It represents an overflow in the unsigned result of an operation.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 18:05

>>32
That is not overflow.
Overflow exists in signed integers and floats.

Name: RAGE !CrwRAGE6CQ 2008-05-27 18:07

CARRY BIT
It represents an overflow

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 18:17

I can only assume that Mr. Failforce is misinterpreting the naming of Intel's condition flags as a statement that anything not explicitly named "overflow" is not an overflow.  So let's have a look at the ia32 developer's manual, shall we?

CF (bit 0)
Carry flag
— Set if an arithmetic operation generates a carry or a borrow out of the most-significant bit of the result; cleared otherwise. This flag indicates an overflow condition for unsigned-integer arithmetic. It is also used in multiple-precision arithmetic.


OF (bit 11)
Overflow flag
— Set if the integer result is too large a positive number or too small a negative number (excluding the sign-bit) to fit in the destination operand; cleared otherwise. This flag indicates an overflow condition for signed-integer (two’s complement) arithmetic.

Name: @FULLFORCE 2008-05-27 18:20

>>46

No, an overflow is represented by the OVERFLOW FLAG, you fucking retard. The carry bit has a positive value when the sum of 2 binary values are greater than what a register can represent. Then, you can move the carry to another register, and you can store the correct result in 2 registers (double) or you can omit the carry and get a wrong result (single).

Now go outside, take some gasoline & matches, and combust yourself. You are the cancer that is killing /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 18:56

>>49,50
RACE CONDITION! OUT-OF-ORDER EXECUTED PWNAGE!

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 18:59

>>50,49
Oh hay, my intuition paid off.  Failforce can GTFO now.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-27 19:20

>>49
>>50
>>51
/prog/ needs more mutex.

Also, I lol'd at out-of-order ownage.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 0:02

>>49-51
Fuuuuck.
It's been a while since I last saw someone get so thoroughly defeated over the Internet. This is why no one sane makes serious posts with a name on /prog/.

Name: @FULLFORCE 2008-05-28 5:26

I'm sorry, I can't think clear when I RAGE.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 6:18

YOU ALL FAIL.
THERE'S NO OVERFLOW IN UNSIGNED INTEGERS YOU FUCKING IMBECILES.
GET THE FUCK OUT.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 6:54

I sometimes try to imagine life's code, how it's structured, what it's being run on...

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 7:24

>>57
Perl

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 8:30

>>57
Haskell

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 8:39

>>58,59
By your powers combined, I am Perl6.
And indeed, life is written in me.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 9:26

>>60
Yeah well your anus has a bug and I'm about to exploit it, smartbutt.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 13:37

>>57-60
In before xkcd. Oh wait.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 18:11

Porn, mostly.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 20:58

>>62
I wonder how long it will be before xkcd does a "hax my anus" comic.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 21:00

>>64
FAIL

Name: >>62 2008-05-28 21:16

>>65
Yeah, that. It was a reference to the only good comic drawn by Randall[1]

[1] http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/lisp.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 21:19

Hijacking this thread for a request, does anyone have a link to the thread with the SQL dump of world4ch?

Can't find what I want even with site:dis.4chan.org inurl:prog in the keywords, ever since we got taken off on the main page by default, Google started hating us.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 21:21

>>67
I prefer the greppable one.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-28 21:23

Name: Trollbot9000 2009-07-01 8:38

array init key key?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 1:19

Are you GAY?
Are you a NIGGER?
Are you a GAY NIGGER?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 17:15

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