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Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 8:29

anon@Ganesha:~$ lol
-bash: lol: command not found

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 8:52

C:\>:(                                                ­
C:\>:o                                                      ­
C:\>                                                        ­

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 12:17

'lol' is not recognized as an internal or external command,
operable program or batch file.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 12:39

<interactive>:1:0: Not in scope: `lol'
(0.00 secs, 0 bytes)

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 12:40

C:\>dos
C:\dos\>run
run dos run

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 12:46

The crux 'lol' is unknown. Please check your spelling.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 12:52

The spirit 'lol' is unknown. Please check your spells.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 12:52

C:\> WIN
YOU HAVE LOST THE GAME

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 13:06

mysql> lol;
ERROR 1064 (42000): You have an error in your SQL syntax; check the manual that corresponds to your MySQL server version for the right syntax to use near 'lol' at line 1
mysql>

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 13:09

% python
Python 2.5.2 (r252:60911, Feb 23 2008, 21:07:14)
[GCC 4.2.3] on linux2
Type "help", "copyright", "credits" or "license" for more information.
>>> lol
Traceback (most recent call last):
  File "<stdin>", line 1, in <module>
NameError: name 'lol' is not defined


VERBOSE OUTPUT IS VERBOSE, ALSO >>>

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 13:15

$ perl
lol
$

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 13:18

>>11
WHAT THE FUCK LOL

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 14:02

$ ghci
GHCi, version 6.8.1: http://www.haskell.org/ghc/  :? for help
Loading package base ... linking ... done.
Prelude> lol

<interactive>:1:0: Not in scope: `lol'
Prelude>


>>11
That was strangely amusing.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 14:26

lol.java:1: class, interface, or enum expected
"lol"
^
1 error

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 14:35

> lol
Core dumped.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 14:43

E776: No location list

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 14:44

anon@Emilie ~ % lol

[... thousands of lines... ]

anon@Emilie ~ %
[1]  + terminated  yes \
anon@Emilie ~ % which lol
lol: aliased to yes \  & LOLPID="$!" && sleep 2 && kill $LOLPID && unset LOLPID && hclear && clear
anon@Emilie ~ % which hclear
hclear: aliased to loltmp="$HISTSIZE";HISTSIZE=0;HISTSIZE="$loltmp";unset loltmp
anon@Emilie ~ %

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 14:46

postgres=# lol;
ERROR:  syntax error at or near "lol"
LINE 1: lol;
        ^

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 14:47

$ php
<?php lol(); ?>

Fatal error: Call to undefined function lol() in /var/lib/- on line 1

Call Stack:
    8.5452     108480   1. {main}() /var/lib/-:0

Dump $_SERVER
Dump $_GET
Dump $_POST
Dump $_COOKIE
Dump $_FILES
Dump $_ENV
Dump $_SESSION
Dump $_REQUEST

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 14:50

lol

<html><head>
<meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html;charset=utf-8">
<title>400 Bad Request</title>
<style><!--
body {font-family: arial,sans-serif}
div.nav {margin-top: 1ex}
div.nav A {font-size: 10pt; font-family: arial,sans-serif}
span.nav {font-size: 10pt; font-family: arial,sans-serif; font-weight: bold}
div.nav A,span.big {font-size: 12pt; color: #0000cc}
div.nav A {font-size: 10pt; color: black}
A.l:link {color: #6f6f6f}
A.u:link {color: green}
//--></style>
<script><!--
var rc=400;
//-->
</script>
</head>
<body text=#000000 bgcolor=#ffffff>
<table border=0 cellpadding=2 cellspacing=0 width=100%><tr><td rowspan=3 width=1% nowrap>
<b><font face=times color=#0039b6 size=10>G</font><font face=times color=#c41200 size=10>o</font><font face=times color=
#f3c518 size=10>o</font><font face=times color=#0039b6 size=10>g</font><font face=times color=#30a72f size=10>l</font><f
ont face=times color=#c41200 size=10>e</font>&nbsp;&nbsp;</b>
<td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
<tr><td bgcolor=#3366cc><font face=arial,sans-serif color=#ffffff><b>Error</b></td></tr>
<tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr></table>
<blockquote>
<H1>Bad Request</H1>
Your client has issued a malformed or illegal request.

<p>
</blockquote>
<table width=100% cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0><tr><td bgcolor=#3366cc><img alt="" width=1 height=4></td></tr></table>
</body></html>

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 14:51

gnuplot> lol
         ^
         invalid command

Name: ANGRY VIMMER 2008-05-15 14:52


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Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 15:09

>>20
Yeesh.


$ telnet localhost 80
Trying 127.0.0.1...
Connected to localhost.
Escape character is '^]'.
lol

HTTP/1.0 400 Bad Request
Connection: close
Content-Type: text/html
Content-Length: 349
Date: Thu, 15 May 2008 19:08:42 GMT
Server: lighttpd/1.4.19

<?xml version="1.0" encoding="iso-8859-1"?>
<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Transitional//EN"
         "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-transitional.dtd">
<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" xml:lang="en" lang="en">
 <head>
  <title>400 - Bad Request</title>
 </head>
 <body>
  <h1>400 - Bad Request</h1>
 </body>
</html>
Connection closed by foreign host.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 15:10

>>22
Looks like EMACS

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 15:13

% cat
lol
lol

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 15:15

$ yes lol

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 15:24

% telnet www.fbi.gov 22
Trying 82.96.58.71...
Connected to a33.g.akamai.net.
Escape character is '^]'.
SSH-1.99-Server-VII
lol
Protocol mismatch.
Connection closed by foreign host.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 15:28


$ ssh 4chan.org
The authenticity of host '4chan.org (66.207.165.166)' can't be established.
DSA key fingerprint is b0:59:c7:f5:29:53:1b:fa:db:26:06:bf:b2:aa:7f:c0.
Are you sure you want to continue connecting (yes/no)? yes
Warning: Permanently added '4chan.org,66.207.165.166' (DSA) to the list of known hosts.
Password: lol
Password: lol
Password: lol
Permission denied (publickey,keyboard-interactive).

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 15:32

>>27
any1 got exploit?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 15:41

>>29
if u payme enough i will let u access my private area of haxx ;)

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 15:50

>>30
FAIRX?!?!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 16:26

>>29-31
Shut up.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 17:01


NOTICE AUTH :*** Looking up your hostname
NOTICE AUTH :*** Checking your IP against DNS ban lists
NOTICE AUTH :*** Checking Ident
NOTICE AUTH :*** Found your hostname
NOTICE AUTH :*** DNS ban list check passed
lol
ERROR :Closing Link:  by Amsterdam.NL.AfterNET.Org (Registration Timeout)


Connection to host lost.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 17:06


PS K:\> lol
The term 'lol' is not recognized as a cmdlet, function, operable program, or script file. Verify the term and try again.
At line:1 char:3
+ lol <<<<

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 17:52

[code]~$ telnet whois.ripe.net 43
Trying 2001:610:240:25:43:0:c100:49b...
Trying 193.0.0.135...
Connected to whois.ripe.net.
Escape character is '^]'.
% This is the RIPE Whois query server #2.
% The objects are in RPSL format.
%
% Rights restricted by copyright.
% See http://www.ripe.net/db/copyright.html

lol
% Note: This output has been filtered.
%       To receive output for a database update, use the "-B" flag

% Information related to 'LZ171-RIPE'

person:       Lol Zimmerli
address:      110, av. Léopold-Robert
address:      2300 La Chaux-de-Fonds
phone:        +41 32 914 33 70
nic-hdl:      LZ171-RIPE
source:       RIPE # Filtered

% Information related to 'll625-RIPE'

person:       lol loo
address:      lol loo
address:      rrr
address:      dsss
address:      30247
address:      cz
phone:        +420 22222222
e-mail:       alien51@seznam.cz
nic-hdl:      ll625-RIPE
source:       RIPE # Filtered


Connection closed by foreign host.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 17:53

>>35
Sorry for the BBCODE FAILURE

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 18:22

>>36
Apology rejected. Leave /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 18:52

>>35
Someone needs to register the nic-handle LOLI. Then it'll be LOLI-RIPE.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 19:36

> lol
Server:        192.168.2.1
Address:    192.168.2.1#53

** server can't find lol: NXDOMAIN

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 20:01


$ osascript -e lol
0:3: execution error: The variable lol is not defined. (-2753)

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 20:01

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Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 20:33

anonymous@shitwaffles:~$ uname -sr
Anonix 1.3.1
anonymous@shitwaffles:~$ lol
I LOL'D
anonymous@shitwaffles:~$

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 21:21

__   __ __  __  ____   ___      _______________________________________________
||   || ||  || ||  || ||__      Hugs 98: Based on the Haskell 98 standard
||___|| ||__|| ||__||  __||     Copyright (c) 1994-2005
||---||         ___||           World Wide Web: http://haskell.org/hugs
||   ||                         Bugs: http://hackage.haskell.org/trac/hugs
||   || Version: Sep 2006       _______________________________________________

Haskell 98 mode: Restart with command line option -98 to enable extensions

Type :? for help
Hugs> lol
ERROR - Undefined variable "lol"
Hugs>

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 21:24

WELCOME TO ADVENTURE!!  WOULD YOU LIKE INSTRUCTIONS?


lol
 SOMEWHERE NEARBY IS COLOSSAL CAVE, WHERE OTHERS HAVE FOUND
 FORTUNES IN TREASURE AND GOLD, THOUGH IT IS RUMORED
 THAT SOME WHO ENTER ARE NEVER SEEN AGAIN. MAGIC IS SAID
 TO WORK IN THE CAVE.  I WILL BE YOUR EYES AND HANDS. DIRECT
 ME WITH COMMANDS OF 1 OR 2 WORDS.
 (ERRORS, SUGGESTIONS, COMPLAINTS TO CROWTHER)
 (IF STUCK TYPE HELP FOR SOME HINTS)


 YOU ARE STANDING AT THE END OF A ROAD BEFORE A SMALL BRICK
 BUILDING . AROUND YOU IS A FOREST. A SMALL
 STREAM FLOWS OUT OF THE BUILDING AND DOWN A GULLY.


lol
 I DON'T KNOW THAT WORD.


lol
 I DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT!

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 21:59

[code]URL=http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1210854315 wget $URL/$(echo $(cat /dev/urandom | od -td4 -N3 | awk '{print $2}' | head -n1) % $(wget $URL -qO- | grep '<span class="postnum">[0-9]' | sed 's/[^0-9]//g') | bc) -qO- | sed -n '1h;1!H; ${g; s/.*<blockquote>\(.*\)<\/blockquote>.*/\1/g; p}' | (elinks --dump /dev/stdin || links --dump /dev/stdin || cat) 2>/dev/null

lol

[spoiler]requires wget, faggots[/spoiler]

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 22:00

Oh shit. My BBCode failure was extreme. Shiichan does not forgive


URL=http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1210854315 wget $URL/$(echo $(cat /dev/urandom | od -td4 -N3 | awk '{print $2}' | head -n1) % $(wget $URL -qO- | grep '<span class="postnum">[0-9]' | sed 's/[^0-9]//g') | bc) -qO- | sed -n '1h;1!H; ${g; s/.*<blockquote>\(.*\)<\/blockquote>.*/\1/g; p}' | (elinks --dump /dev/stdin || links --dump /dev/stdin || cat) 2>/dev/null

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 22:09


THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY
Infocom interactive fiction - a science fiction story
Copyright (c) 1984 by Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved.
Release 59 / Serial number 851108

You wake up. The room is spinning very gently round your head. Or at least it would be if you could see it which you can't.

It is pitch black.
lol
I don't know the word "lol".

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 22:42

Error: lol is not defined
Source File: javascript:%20lol
Line: 1

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 22:48

irb(main):001:0> lol
NameError: undefined local variable or method `lol' for main:Object
        from (irb):1

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 23:00

Python 2.5.1 (r251:54863, Apr 18 2007, 08:51:08) [MSC v.1310 32 bit (Intel)] on win32
Type "help", "copyright", "credits" or "license" for more information.
>>> lol
Traceback (most recent call last):
  File "<stdin>", line 1, in <module>
NameError: name 'lol' is not defined
>>>

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 23:40

Microsoft Windows XP [Version 5.1.2600]
(C) Copyright 1985-2001 Microsoft Corp.

C:\Documents and Settings\chris>lol
'lol' is not recognized as an internal or external command,
operable program or batch file.

C:\Documents and Settings\chris>

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 23:42

>>51
So Christopher uses XP now?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 23:44

>>51
Yes. I am Christopher, and I use XP.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-16 0:45

xarn@dongs:~$ progsnake
'-._                  ___.....___
    `.__           ,-'        ,-.`-,
        `''-------'          ( p )  `._
                              `-'      (
                                        \
                              .         \
                               \---..,--'
   ................._           --...--,
                     `-.._         _.-'
                          `'-----''

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-16 0:47


% lol
lol: No such file or directory
%

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-16 0:52

$ echo lol | lp
request id is Photosmart_C4200_series-14 (1 file(s))

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-16 1:06

>>54
YAHWEH

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-16 1:58

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-16 2:32

funny internet...

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-16 3:06

>>54
I think you mean cairnarvon@feynman[1], amirite?

----------

[1] Source: http://cairnarvon.rotahall.org/pics/network.png

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-16 3:27

>>60
WHO ARE YOU ON #SICP

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-16 3:28

you sad pathetic faggotass mothershits.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-16 22:25

>>61
WHO ARE YOU ON #SICP ?!

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-17 1:20

>>64
WHO AM I ON #SICP

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-17 1:48

I am ANRAX on #SICP

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-17 1:59

>>65
/whois ANRAX
* [AnraX] (anrax@drakboll.se): AnraX Greenscale
* [AnraX] #ircgeeks
* [AnraX] irc.swepipe.se :Another visitor. Stay a while. Stay FOREVER...
* [AnraX] 88.80.13.78 :actually using host
* [ANRAX] End of WHOIS list.

lol

 No channel joined. Try /join #<channel>

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-17 4:15

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-17 9:45

Name:           Email:          
68
lol

Name: lol 2008-05-18 2:19

lol

Name: Anonylolus 2009-08-31 8:07

kolirio@kolirio-desktop:~$ telnet www.lol.com 22
Trying 216.185.96.243...
Connected to www.lol.com.
Escape character is '^]'.
SSH-2.0-OpenSSH_4.2
lol
Protocol mismatch.
Connection closed by foreign host.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-31 8:56


CL-USER> lol

The variable LOL is unbound.
   [Condition of type UNBOUND-VARIABLE]

Restarts:
 0: [RETRY] Retry SLIME REPL evaluation request.
 1: [ABORT] Return to SLIME's top level.
 2: [ABORT] Abort
 3: [CLOSE-CONNECTION] Close SLIME connection
 4: [ABORT] Exit debugger, returning to top level.

Backtrace:
  0: (SB-INT:SIMPLE-EVAL-IN-LEXENV LOL #<NULL-LEXENV>)
 --more--

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-31 10:11

lol
-:1: undefined local variable or method `lol' for main:Object (NameError)

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-31 10:47

>>72
WHAT INTERPRETER IS THAT? !!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-31 11:20

>>73
Probably smalltalk, but I don't know for sure.

As for your mail field, O'Caml output is this:

# lol;;
Characters 0-3:
  lol;;
  ^^^
Error: Unbound value lol

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-31 12:05

[09:04][][anon@laptop:~][0]
$ irb
>> lol
NameError: undefined local variable or method `lol' for main:Object
        from (irb):1
>>

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-31 12:51

$ lol
%DCL-W-IVVERB, unrecognized command verb - check validity and spelling
 \LOL\

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-31 13:47

root@db6 / # psql lol
psql: FATAL:  database "lol" does not exist

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-31 14:08

[james@konata:~/codans/haskal/abc] ./abc
The ABC interpreter, version 0.7
Type `:c' for ABC commands, `:q' to quit
abc> lol
*** Excpetipion: Stack overflow
[james@konata:~/codans/haskal/abc] ./abc --standard=abc
The ABC interpreter, version 0.7
Type `:c' for ABC commands, `:q' to quit
abc> lol

abc>

:(

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-31 14:16

lolC-j
Debugger entered--Lisp error: (void-variable lol)
  eval(lol)
  eval-last-sexp-1(t)
  eval-last-sexp(t)
  eval-print-last-sexp()
  call-interactively(eval-print-last-sexp)

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-31 14:17

$ gdb
GNU gdb 6.8-debian
Copyright (C) 2008 Free Software Foundation, Inc.
License GPLv3+: GNU GPL version 3 or later <http://gnu.org/licenses/gpl.html>;
This is free software: you are free to change and redistribute it.
There is NO WARRANTY, to the extent permitted by law.  Type "show copying"
and "show warranty" for details.
This GDB was configured as "i486-linux-gnu".
(gdb) lol
Undefined command: "lol".  Try "help".

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-31 14:20

Clojure
user=> lol
java.lang.Exception: Unable to resolve symbol: lol in this context (NO_SOURCE_FILE:0)

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-31 14:34

Command: lol
No valid command begin with " lol ".

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-31 14:35

Assembling: lol.asm
lol.asm(1) : error A2008: syntax error : lol
lol.asm(1) : error A2088: END directive required at end of file

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-31 16:02

M-x lol[no match]

Name: sage 2009-08-31 16:07

>>84
oh lawdi iz dat sum EMACS ??

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 15:48

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-01 21:54

1
2

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-01 21:55

12

Name: Connected 2011-03-01 22:11

1
2

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-01 22:24

 TEST 

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-01 22:40

12

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-01 22:40

1
2

Name: Sgt.Kabukiman饢ద 2012-05-23 5:49

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

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