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Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 8:29

anon@Ganesha:~$ lol
-bash: lol: command not found

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 8:52

C:\>:(                                                ­
C:\>:o                                                      ­
C:\>                                                        ­

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 12:17

'lol' is not recognized as an internal or external command,
operable program or batch file.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 12:39

<interactive>:1:0: Not in scope: `lol'
(0.00 secs, 0 bytes)

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 12:40

C:\>dos
C:\dos\>run
run dos run

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 12:46

The crux 'lol' is unknown. Please check your spelling.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 12:52

The spirit 'lol' is unknown. Please check your spells.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 12:52

C:\> WIN
YOU HAVE LOST THE GAME

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 13:06

mysql> lol;
ERROR 1064 (42000): You have an error in your SQL syntax; check the manual that corresponds to your MySQL server version for the right syntax to use near 'lol' at line 1
mysql>

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 13:09

% python
Python 2.5.2 (r252:60911, Feb 23 2008, 21:07:14)
[GCC 4.2.3] on linux2
Type "help", "copyright", "credits" or "license" for more information.
>>> lol
Traceback (most recent call last):
  File "<stdin>", line 1, in <module>
NameError: name 'lol' is not defined

VERBOSE OUTPUT IS VERBOSE, ALSO >>>

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 13:15

$ perl
lol
$

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 13:18

>>11
WHAT THE FUCK LOL

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 14:02

$ ghci
GHCi, version 6.8.1: http://www.haskell.org/ghc/  :? for help
Loading package base ... linking ... done.
Prelude> lol

<interactive>:1:0: Not in scope: `lol'
Prelude>

>>11
That was strangely amusing.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 14:26

lol.java:1: class, interface, or enum expected
"lol"
^
1 error

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 14:35

> lol
Core dumped.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 14:43

E776: No location list

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 14:44

anon@Emilie ~ % lol

[... thousands of lines... ]

anon@Emilie ~ %
[1]  + terminated  yes \
anon@Emilie ~ % which lol
lol: aliased to yes \  & LOLPID="$!" && sleep 2 && kill $LOLPID && unset LOLPID && hclear && clear
anon@Emilie ~ % which hclear
hclear: aliased to loltmp="$HISTSIZE";HISTSIZE=0;HISTSIZE="$loltmp";unset loltmp
anon@Emilie ~ %

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 14:46

postgres=# lol;
ERROR:  syntax error at or near "lol"
LINE 1: lol;
        ^

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 14:47

$ php
<?php lol(); ?>

Fatal error: Call to undefined function lol() in /var/lib/- on line 1

Call Stack:
    8.5452     108480   1. {main}() /var/lib/-:0

Dump $_SERVER
Dump $_GET
Dump $_POST
Dump $_COOKIE
Dump $_FILES
Dump $_ENV
Dump $_SESSION
Dump $_REQUEST

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 14:50

lol

<html><head>
<meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html;charset=utf-8">
<title>400 Bad Request</title>
<style><!--
body {font-family: arial,sans-serif}
div.nav {margin-top: 1ex}
div.nav A {font-size: 10pt; font-family: arial,sans-serif}
span.nav {font-size: 10pt; font-family: arial,sans-serif; font-weight: bold}
div.nav A,span.big {font-size: 12pt; color: #0000cc}
div.nav A {font-size: 10pt; color: black}
A.l:link {color: #6f6f6f}
A.u:link {color: green}
//--></style>
<script><!--
var rc=400;
//-->
</script>
</head>
<body text=#000000 bgcolor=#ffffff>
<table border=0 cellpadding=2 cellspacing=0 width=100%><tr><td rowspan=3 width=1% nowrap>
<b><font face=times color=#0039b6 size=10>G</font><font face=times color=#c41200 size=10>o</font><font face=times color=
#f3c518 size=10>o</font><font face=times color=#0039b6 size=10>g</font><font face=times color=#30a72f size=10>l</font><f
ont face=times color=#c41200 size=10>e</font>&nbsp;&nbsp;</b>
<td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
<tr><td bgcolor=#3366cc><font face=arial,sans-serif color=#ffffff><b>Error</b></td></tr>
<tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr></table>
<blockquote>
<H1>Bad Request</H1>
Your client has issued a malformed or illegal request.

<p>
</blockquote>
<table width=100% cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0><tr><td bgcolor=#3366cc><img alt="" width=1 height=4></td></tr></table>
</body></html>

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 14:51

gnuplot> lol
         ^
         invalid command

Name: ANGRY VIMMER 2008-05-15 14:52


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Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 15:09

>>20
Yeesh.


$ telnet localhost 80
Trying 127.0.0.1...
Connected to localhost.
Escape character is '^]'.
lol

HTTP/1.0 400 Bad Request
Connection: close
Content-Type: text/html
Content-Length: 349
Date: Thu, 15 May 2008 19:08:42 GMT
Server: lighttpd/1.4.19

<?xml version="1.0" encoding="iso-8859-1"?>
<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Transitional//EN"
         "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-transitional.dtd">
<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" xml:lang="en" lang="en">
 <head>
  <title>400 - Bad Request</title>
 </head>
 <body>
  <h1>400 - Bad Request</h1>
 </body>
</html>
Connection closed by foreign host.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 15:10

>>22
Looks like EMACS

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 15:13

% cat
lol
lol

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 15:15

$ yes lol

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 15:24

% telnet www.fbi.gov 22
Trying 82.96.58.71...
Connected to a33.g.akamai.net.
Escape character is '^]'.
SSH-1.99-Server-VII
lol
Protocol mismatch.
Connection closed by foreign host.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 15:28


$ ssh 4chan.org
The authenticity of host '4chan.org (66.207.165.166)' can't be established.
DSA key fingerprint is b0:59:c7:f5:29:53:1b:fa:db:26:06:bf:b2:aa:7f:c0.
Are you sure you want to continue connecting (yes/no)? yes
Warning: Permanently added '4chan.org,66.207.165.166' (DSA) to the list of known hosts.
Password: lol
Password: lol
Password: lol
Permission denied (publickey,keyboard-interactive).

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 15:32

>>27
any1 got exploit?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 15:41

>>29
if u payme enough i will let u access my private area of haxx ;)

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 15:50

>>30
FAIRX?!?!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 16:26

>>29-31
Shut up.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 17:01


NOTICE AUTH :*** Looking up your hostname
NOTICE AUTH :*** Checking your IP against DNS ban lists
NOTICE AUTH :*** Checking Ident
NOTICE AUTH :*** Found your hostname
NOTICE AUTH :*** DNS ban list check passed
lol
ERROR :Closing Link:  by Amsterdam.NL.AfterNET.Org (Registration Timeout)


Connection to host lost.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 17:06


PS K:\> lol
The term 'lol' is not recognized as a cmdlet, function, operable program, or script file. Verify the term and try again.
At line:1 char:3
+ lol <<<<

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 17:52

[code]~$ telnet whois.ripe.net 43
Trying 2001:610:240:25:43:0:c100:49b...
Trying 193.0.0.135...
Connected to whois.ripe.net.
Escape character is '^]'.
% This is the RIPE Whois query server #2.
% The objects are in RPSL format.
%
% Rights restricted by copyright.
% See http://www.ripe.net/db/copyright.html

lol
% Note: This output has been filtered.
%       To receive output for a database update, use the "-B" flag

% Information related to 'LZ171-RIPE'

person:       Lol Zimmerli
address:      110, av. Léopold-Robert
address:      2300 La Chaux-de-Fonds
phone:        +41 32 914 33 70
nic-hdl:      LZ171-RIPE
source:       RIPE # Filtered

% Information related to 'll625-RIPE'

person:       lol loo
address:      lol loo
address:      rrr
address:      dsss
address:      30247
address:      cz
phone:        +420 22222222
e-mail:       alien51@seznam.cz
nic-hdl:      ll625-RIPE
source:       RIPE # Filtered


Connection closed by foreign host.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 17:53

>>35
Sorry for the BBCODE FAILURE

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 18:22

>>36
Apology rejected. Leave /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 18:52

>>35
Someone needs to register the nic-handle LOLI. Then it'll be LOLI-RIPE.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 19:36

> lol
Server:        192.168.2.1
Address:    192.168.2.1#53

** server can't find lol: NXDOMAIN

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 20:01


$ osascript -e lol
0:3: execution error: The variable lol is not defined. (-2753)
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