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php issues.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 13:21

Warning: mysql_connect() [function.mysql-connect]: Access denied for user 'level1'@'localhost' (using password: YES) in /home/junkmanx/public_html/level1/LV1/imgboard.php on line 26
MySQL connection failure

I get this when I try run the image board I installed on my site.  There's no password "yes" anywhere. 

What am I doing wrong here?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 13:23

PHP

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 13:33

>>2
very funny

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 13:36

You're an idiot.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 13:37

There's no password "yes" anywhere.
6/10

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 13:57

>>1
I get this when I try run the image board I installed on my site.
Uninstall Trevorchan.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 14:05

>>4
*your

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 14:07

ENTERPRISE

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 14:19

>>8
And what was the point of this post?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 14:21

>>9
ENTERPRISE SOLUTION?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 14:23

>>10
Dear Sir or Madam,

I wish to purchase a Turkey Solution from your esteemed Enterprise.

My Best Retards,

The Prince of Nigeria.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 14:28

>>11
read it as "turnkey"... again...

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 14:37

>>12
are you stupid stop stealing my line

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 14:42

>>13
It's not quite the same line. See, a most clever modification has been made. I, for one, found it quite enjoyable. The modification, that is.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 14:51

>>11
You made me guffaw - 'twas a deep rumbling in the rear of my throat that exploded into a muted chuckle. I thoroughly enjoyed the experience, would laugh again.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 15:04

>>14
I, for one, did not.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 15:06

>>16
boo-hoo.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 15:06

>>1
You haven't properly set up the database backend.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 15:14

I41 IS NOT AMUSED

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 15:35

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/645/12558012434856e7a034fy6.jpg

This package just arrived. Are you jealous, /prog/? :]

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 15:37

>>20
You are a pathetic nerd.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 15:38

>>21
Oh fuck you, you wish you had one.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 15:42

>>22
Not at all. Nerd apparel makes me feel physically sick.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 15:44

>>20
gtfo

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 15:46

Oh you jerkshits, I should have known that you will be angry for no reason.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 15:50

>>25 is getting that awful, sinking feeling of regret that he just spent $25 on something he'll now never wear, for fear of looking like a tool.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 16:01

>>20
sudo fuck you.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 16:08

>>26
But at least he supported /prog/'s favourite web comic!
Those T-shirts are actually kind of lame. XKCD has better ones available.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 16:09

chris@chrislaptop:~$ sudo fuck you
[sudo] password for chris:
sudo: fuck: command not found

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 16:13

>>29
I lolt.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 16:13

[sudo] password for chris:
Fail, sudo doesn't generate such message.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 16:15

>>29
Oh Christopher, you never get old !!

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 16:18

>>31
Why yes it does! A humourous anecdote is associated with this fact: I read it as though sudo was type of the password (like it read "sudo-password for chris:"), while it simply denotes that the program sudo is sending a message!

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 17:11

>>33
Which sudo then?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 18:08

>>34
sudowin

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 18:15

>>34
Debian.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 18:21

>>36
Not etch, then.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 20:02

I meant Ubanto.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-12 22:00

>>38
no u

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 10:33

monstrosity upon the world   those who understand   cryptography then what   the fuck is   THAT SOME ENTERPRISE   fucktard though I   admit Unix commands   though for more   suitable tasks like   playing wow and.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-02 22:32

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