The /prog/ challenge

Let's do a game: I challenge you to write a program. Whoever wins can challenge other players to write another application of his choice. You can also make the game harder imposing certain conditions. Rule: no impossible requests.
I'll start with a simple one:
Write a simple XML Parser in less than 250 lines of code in C.

ITT homework

#include "external_xml_parser.h"

int main(){
   return external_xml_parser_parse("test.xml");
}

Next:
Write a simple C Parser in less than 250 lines of code in XML.

>>2
I don't even go to school...also, gb2/b/
>>3
Oh, I see what you did there. But no, it doesn't count as an answer.

>>4
Well if you hadn't dropped out, you could have written your stupid XML parser yourself.

>>4
Didn't you get the message? We don't write code for you. Try /pr/.

Write a simple XML Parser in less than 250 lines of code in C.
It's possible to write anything in 1 line in C, so what are you talking about?

>>7
He thinks we indent and linebreak.

>>8
Only women indent and linebreak. And use C.

>>9
/r/ing pics of Cudder's indentation and linebreak.

>>10
gtfo

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I'll start with a simple one:
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>>10
I would like to perform some dependency injection on her VAGINA, if you get my drift.

>>13
I would like to perform some dependency injection on your LOST GAME, if you get my drift.

>>12
gtfo, we won't go to 4-ch.

>>13
I would like to branch (unconditionally) to her entry point, if you know what I mean.

Give a more definite spec for what the parser needs to do.

>>7
cpp -P prog.c | tr \\n \  > EXPERT-prog.c

>>18
I'm sorry, my terminal doesn't support BBCode.

>>19
i suggest you install BBuntu

>>12
ITT drunk posts

With your changes and their license must   not restrict others.

Net/code ALL YOU FUCKERS  embedded a youtube?

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