The /prog/ challenge

Let's do a game: I challenge you to write a program. Whoever wins can challenge other players to write another application of his choice. You can also make the game harder imposing certain conditions. Rule: no impossible requests.
I'll start with a simple one:
Write a simple XML Parser in less than 250 lines of code in C.

Let's do a game: I challenge you to write a program. Whoever wins can challenge other players to write another application of his choice. You can also make the game harder imposing certain conditions. Rule: no FAGGOT requests.
I'll start with a simple one:
Write a simple XML Parser in lI HAVE AN IDEZA HOW ABOUT YOU KHWXC FUCKSER STRIP CF IEFIACF FUCKING IOP MY /PROOOOOOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG/////////


GOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDD
DDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
BBBBBBBBBBBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTCHESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


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