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☆_______TO DEAR MOOTLE_______☆

Name: James !7n7xJq/mBg 2008-04-25 9:27

Please make me a /prog/ moderator. I come and post to this site every day, so I am very active here. I promise to be fair and ban the faggot who keeps spamming the board with "hax my anus."

Other /prog/ users, please put your endorsements below the line below. Thank you.

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Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 9:35

fuk u banana faggot

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 9:36

I want to hax your anus.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 9:38

moot sucks at programming. So he likes to torture programmers by making this site hoping some fag will look around here trying to find gold in a shit-pile.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 9:38

Fuck off tripfag the community takes care of itself, that's how anonymous boards works.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 9:42

I'd rather see 1000 "hax one's anus" post than submit to arbitrary moderation.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 9:43

>>6
And I hate this ``anus'' ``meme''.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 9:47

gtfo tripfag.
I don't like the faggot spamming nonsense either but seriously, fight faggotness with faggotness? nah.

Name: James !7n7xJq/mBg 2008-04-25 10:14

I appreciate your general feedback very much, and would like to thank all of you for contributing. But I must warn everyone that once I secure moderator status, the ones who berate me in this thread will be the first to go.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 10:15

Dear Mootle

Did you know that there is a /prog/ board on 4chan? I shit you not. It seems you created it some time and forgot about it. Feel free to delete it, it just full of spam anyway.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 10:15

>>10
er, "it's"

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 10:27

>>1-12
Same faggot and we have been trolled constantly.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 10:37

>>12
lol troll

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 10:40

Sorry, I haxed m00t's anus and there is nothing you can do about it.
Trivia: I am the creator of "hax my anus" and did you know the very first post with this awesome meme was on /tech/?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 10:42

>>13-13
Same faggot and we have been trolled constantly.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 10:45

>>/prog/
Same faggot and we have been trolled constantly.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 11:09

Have you ate your been roll today?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 11:19

>>17
Failed grammar detected.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 12:21

Are moderation facilities even built into shiichan?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 12:28

>>1


'-._                  ___.....___
    `.__           ,-'        ,-.`-,
        `''-------'          ( p )  `._       HAVE YOU HAXED
                              `-'      (      MY ANUS TODAY ?
                                        \
                              .         \
                               \---..,--'
   ................._           --...--,
                     `-.._         _.-'
                          `'-----''

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 12:32

>>20
GNU GCC Cross Compiler.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 12:37

>>20

anus haxing snake!

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 12:40

Question to the hax spammer: why are you doing this? Because I, for one, do not see a point in spamming such stuff all around. So I am just curious, and I hope that the answer won't be related to a severe case of cretinism.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 12:42

>>23 He's probably butthurt his gtfo+sage meme didn't get taken on-board and is now trying to force a new one.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 12:56

>>24
hax my anus was before that crap.

>>23
It is an awesome meme, don't you think?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 13:12

>>25
No, it's not, and you're pathetic. Probably underageb&, too, because no adult would find anal jokes funny (unless their IQ is below 100).

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 13:15

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Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 13:33

I was just about to ask for moderation in #world4ch too and this thread came up.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 13:49

If you want moderation, go to 4-ch.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 13:52

>>28
Believable.
go hax an anus.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 14:16

I endorse the temporary promotion of James.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 15:06

I endorse the meme hax my anus.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 15:07

I use and endorse the Emacs text editing system.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 15:09

>>26
I'm not big fan of hax my anus posters, but are way worse than them. Please go away.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 15:10

>>34
hax my anus or lern2wrte

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 15:10

but you are way worse

I forgot you, you are!

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 15:15

>>36
ergo your worse bitch

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 15:22

>>34
lol it seems >>26 hit the nail in the head

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 15:38

>>38
lol it seems >>38,26 is the same butthurt fag.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 15:41

>>39
lol it seems >>39 is a butthurt fag

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 15:44

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Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 17:24

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Name: Bucket !!PhiVV3U2X7TT1Xm 2008-04-25 17:27

Aha i fucking thought you loved me too.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 18:29

>>42
That was vip quality!

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 20:53

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Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 4:57

>>44
No, they did this on the Mythbusters.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 6:30

>>46
I've seen every episode of the Mythbusters and I don't recall ever seeing anything like that.

Name: James !7n7xJq/mBg 2008-04-26 8:17

Well, I am happy to inform that after a brief exchange of emails with Moot I will be starting my moderating job on April 28th.

That means I will give you 48 hours, starting now, to improve yourselves. Please refrain from spamming and concentrate on writing quality posts. After this Monday anyone caught saying "hax my anus" even implicitly will be banned permanently from this message board.

Good day.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 8:19

Congratulations, James.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 8:28

>>48
Faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 8:55

>>50
Dear >>50​,
this is not the way one addresses James, the venerable scion of moot. Please rethink your actions and apologise.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 9:24

Too bad Shiichan sucks ass

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 10:00

>>48
After this Monday anyone caught saying "hax my anus" even implicitly will be banned permanently from this message board.
If only that was true...

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 11:02

>>53
But it is! Don't you trust James?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 11:29

>>54
I, for one, do not.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 12:12

>>48
Hack my anus, James!7n7xJq/mBg.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 12:18

Get your anii haxxed, failures.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 12:25

i don't care who it is but i agree that /prog/ needs a good looking over by mods to remove all those of WHAT I SUSPECT are automated scripts, because if they're not, some people really need to get a hobby

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 12:27

>>58
This is really sad, but I (most of us really) have a basis to assume that the ``hax my anus'' guy is posting these posts manually.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 12:31

lol gtfo
hax my anus

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 12:36

I suggest implementation of CAPTCHAs. Rapidshare seems to have a pretty good system at the moment with their Cats (haha CATcha get it? >:3 :3 :3 :3 i love that. hehe soooooo amusing ^_^. newayz dat reminds me ov this 1 fnny comic i saw the othr day )

http://xkcd.com/233/
I LOVE HIM!!
HE IS THE GREATEST PERSON EVER!!
 
GO TO THE WEB-SITE!!

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 12:39

>>61
I raged because I shouldn't have.

Name: !fdsfsdsa 2008-04-26 20:24

gfdfgdf

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 20:28

>>61
I think you mean wobsite.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 20:38

hax my anus should some kind of 24-hour ban word.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 20:49

hax my anus is 24hour of modship.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 20:57

>>65
Agree. I was about to send moot an email about this subject, so I included that. Hope something is done.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 21:02

>>67 I'm usually against narcing, but for the hax my anus faggot, I'm willing to make an Exception

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 21:03

rofl
>>65,67,68
samefag
GTFO and stop spamming /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 21:07

The more you tighten your grip on the anii, the more butts will slip through your fingers.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 21:07

hax my anus you gay haxer

Name: hax my anus 2008-04-26 21:08

>>70
TRUTH!

Name: Bucket !!PhiVV3U2X7TT1Xm 2008-04-26 21:09

Fuck u u are u?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 21:47

>>69
Sorry, what? Do you think that caring about what to do to stop this crappy meme you love so much that you spam it everywhere is, actually, "spamming" /prog/?

I'd like to think you are trolling, but no, you are a TRUE FAGGOT. YOU, GET THE FUCK OUT

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 21:51

>>74 Second.

Name: random internet faggot !9nz2SBxACg 2008-04-26 23:33

dear moot,

please make me a /prog/ moderator because i am some random internet faggot and therefore a faggot such as yourself. i think this link between us not only represents a bond of trust, but also the fact that our destinies are intertwined and fate will eventually bring us together to suck each other's cocks and hax each other's anuses (anusii?).

love,
some random faggot on the internet


p.s. moot what is your favorite flavor of ice cream (mine is cookie dough)?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 23:44

>>76
anuses (anusii?)
anii

hax hax

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-27 0:50

hax my anus

Name: James !7n7xJq/mBg 2008-04-27 6:21

Still at it?

Well, you all still have 24 hours. After that time is up, say buh-bye to /prog/, spammers.

In the meantime we have taken a look at the spammers' IP addresses. There are three spammers, of which one comes from a non English-speaking country. If this spamming persists, we will contact the spammers' local ISPs and file an abuse complaint.

You have been warned.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-27 6:29

>>79
your anus has been haxed

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-27 7:24

>>79
hax my anus.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-27 8:08

>>79
There are three spammers
Now you have four problems.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-27 8:14

There are three spammers
Me, you and the Sussman.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-27 8:31

root my dick

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-27 8:45

There will never be a mod on this very textboard. The only modaction will be the stuff that happened on /lounge/ some time ago. So your pathetic excuse of a thread is futile.

Many haxed anii were sacrificed for this post.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-27 9:47

>>85 Never say never...

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-27 11:00

>>86 Never say never say never...

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-27 11:09

>>87
Never say never say never say never...

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-27 11:41

>>88
Never say never say never say never say never...

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-27 13:01

>>87-89
*cudder*

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-27 13:11

>>90
You have an udder?

Name: moot !Ep8pui8Vw2 2008-04-27 14:33

Attention everybody. I have decided that all people who still complain about anii getting haxed will be permabanned on Monday.

Toodles.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-27 15:46

Google result for Croma LISP. The ginger will now entering the Touring machine market. Bampu for croma-mode. gtfo make me a /prog/ moderator. I come and post to this site every day, so I am very active here. I promise to be fair and ban word. hax my anus is 24hour of modship. Agree. I was about to send

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-27 16:16

>>92
Obviously fake, moot can't spell worth shit.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-27 16:31

>>94
yhbt

Name: moot !Ep8pui8Vw2 2008-04-27 16:39

>>92
fake moot is fake

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-27 17:23

i c wut u did thar

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-27 19:50

>>96
>>95

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-28 4:59

How is it going, James?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-28 7:51

>>99
He's busy moderating /prog/ and getting his anus haxed. Leave him to his ways.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-28 11:49

>>99
lol'd

>>98
rage'd

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-28 13:16

...James and mootles had finally found a place to meet, a secret tenement by the shore, a heartshaped room dimly candlelit.  James could no longer hold back the ecstasy of anticipation.  Moot felt a warm, soft palm embrace his cheek.  James could see moot's blushing cheeks beneath the visor of his baseball cap, and he too felt his own face fluster.  But the tension in their eyes was subdued as they slowly closed their eyes and locked lips.  Finally, James thought as their tongues were writhing upon each other's mouths in pleasure, finally I will pierce through mootle's insides like the serpentine SICP snake, as I have always dreamed.  Tonight, I will feel a pleasure like thousands of parenthesis surronding my loins, rubbing, convulsing.  Tonight, anii will be haxed... 

Name: James !7n7xJq/mBg 2008-04-28 16:43

>>102
Watch it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-28 16:58

>>102
WIN

>>103
HAX MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-28 17:08

It's a pretty cool meme. If only it weren't spammed so much that half the posts around here said HAX MY ANUS...

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-28 17:10

>>105
Yep, its kinda too much.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-28 17:47

>>105
Well, no actually. It looks more like an underageb& trying to force a meme.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-28 21:50

>>107
You only say that because you've never had any experience with anuses or haxing. If you did, you'd think it was a pretty cool meme too.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-28 22:34

>>108
never had any experience with anuses
[i]I wouldn't be so fast to say that about[/i] >>107

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-29 1:04

Die Junge ist sehr gayen?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-29 6:15

So, who has haxing experience with anii?

Name: EXPERT ANUS HAXER 2008-04-29 12:46

>>111
I do. Is your anus in need of hax?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-29 13:28

>>112
My anus is in dire need of haxing. Commence NOW!

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-29 13:37

>>112
Hax this anus please: http://goatse.cz/goatse.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-29 13:39

I am deeply disappointed by the fact that I cannot witness any  proof of your actions, James.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-29 14:08

>>114
anus was haxed

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-30 8:35

I AM TWELVE AND I THINK HAX MY ANUS IS THE GREATEST JOKE EVER COMEDY GOLD PLEASE SEND TRUCKLOADS OF NIGGERS TO RAPE ME NOW

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-30 9:13

>>117
Your wish will be granted by the great gay niggerian alliance (GGNA).

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-30 11:11

GGNA Gay Nigger Alliance

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-30 12:17

>>119
GGNA's Gnot a Nigger Alliance

Name: hax my anus 2008-04-30 19:42

ALL NIGGERS ARE GAY!!!

______________________
hax my anus

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-01 5:39

ニュールーク

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-01 5:41

You have to be bisexual to be a mod in order to be truly neutral

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-01 9:27

>>123
What's the meaning?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-01 11:47

>>125
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7a6TyfxhaU

Name: Davidbanner !uo47.HQFFk 2008-05-01 14:49

LUNATICS RUN THIS ASYLUM.

RATIONAL PEOPLE: GET OUT NOW !

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-01 17:38

>>127
Are you some kind of mod of dis.4chan, or just a tripfag shouting random nonsense?

Name: James !7n7xJq/mBg 2008-05-02 18:35

Well guys, you all got trolled.

I'm not really a mod.

In fact, I'm not really here.

Ta.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-02 19:13

>>129
I'm not really a mod.
If you believed that we believed that you actually banned someone, then we have indeed trolled you.

Also why the fuck is there a real mail in your mail field

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-02 19:40

My anus was haxed!
*grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-02 23:50

>>130
If you believed that we believed that you actually banned someone, then we have indeed trolled you.
If you believed that he believed that people actually believed that he banned someone, then James has indeed trolled you.

Also so you can contact him personally

Name: sag 2008-05-03 1:43

sag

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-03 6:56

>>132
I have successfully avoided being trolled by not replying to this post. You have not trolled me.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-03 8:11

>>134
Keep telling that to yourself, Josh.

Name: sage 2008-05-04 14:06

sage

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-21 3:54

Is he a mod yet?

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-21 4:06

>>137
lol

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-21 4:18

>>138
Whats so funny Christopher?

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-21 5:28

HMA 2010
meme of the century.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-21 5:39

MODERATE MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-21 12:33

hax my anus

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-21 12:55

anus my anus

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-21 15:45

>>1

Obviously being a tripfag automatically disqualifies you as a potential modfag.

I don't think you are from here at all actually...

Back to /b/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-21 15:47

moar liek Lames amirite

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 1:31

Xarn is a bad boyfriend

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