☆_______TO DEAR MOOTLE_______☆

Please make me a /prog/ moderator. I come and post to this site every day, so I am very active here. I promise to be fair and ban the faggot who keeps spamming the board with "hax my anus."

Other /prog/ users, please put your endorsements below the line below. Thank you.

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Aha i fucking thought you loved me too.

>>42
That was vip quality!

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>>44
No, they did this on the Mythbusters.

>>46
I've seen every episode of the Mythbusters and I don't recall ever seeing anything like that.

Well, I am happy to inform that after a brief exchange of emails with Moot I will be starting my moderating job on April 28th.

That means I will give you 48 hours, starting now, to improve yourselves. Please refrain from spamming and concentrate on writing quality posts. After this Monday anyone caught saying "hax my anus" even implicitly will be banned permanently from this message board.

Good day.

Congratulations, James.

>>48
Faggot.

>>50
Dear >>50​,
this is not the way one addresses James, the venerable scion of moot. Please rethink your actions and apologise.

Too bad Shiichan sucks ass

>>48
After this Monday anyone caught saying "hax my anus" even implicitly will be banned permanently from this message board.
If only that was true...

>>53
But it is! Don't you trust James?

>>54
I, for one, do not.

>>48
Hack my anus, James!7n7xJq/mBg.

Get your anii haxxed, failures.

i don't care who it is but i agree that /prog/ needs a good looking over by mods to remove all those of WHAT I SUSPECT are automated scripts, because if they're not, some people really need to get a hobby

>>58
This is really sad, but I (most of us really) have a basis to assume that the ``hax my anus'' guy is posting these posts manually.

lol gtfo
hax my anus

I suggest implementation of CAPTCHAs. Rapidshare seems to have a pretty good system at the moment with their Cats (haha CATcha get it? >:3 :3 :3 :3 i love that. hehe soooooo amusing ^_^. newayz dat reminds me ov this 1 fnny comic i saw the othr day )

http://xkcd.com/233/
I LOVE HIM!!
HE IS THE GREATEST PERSON EVER!!
 
GO TO THE WEB-SITE!!

>>61
I raged because I shouldn't have.

gfdfgdf

>>61
I think you mean wobsite.

hax my anus should some kind of 24-hour ban word.

hax my anus is 24hour of modship.

>>65
Agree. I was about to send moot an email about this subject, so I included that. Hope something is done.

>>67 I'm usually against narcing, but for the hax my anus faggot, I'm willing to make an Exception

rofl
>>65,67,68
samefag
GTFO and stop spamming /prog/

The more you tighten your grip on the anii, the more butts will slip through your fingers.

hax my anus you gay haxer

>>70
TRUTH!

Fuck u u are u?

>>69
Sorry, what? Do you think that caring about what to do to stop this crappy meme you love so much that you spam it everywhere is, actually, "spamming" /prog/?

I'd like to think you are trolling, but no, you are a TRUE FAGGOT. YOU, GET THE FUCK OUT

>>74 Second.

dear moot,

please make me a /prog/ moderator because i am some random internet faggot and therefore a faggot such as yourself. i think this link between us not only represents a bond of trust, but also the fact that our destinies are intertwined and fate will eventually bring us together to suck each other's cocks and hax each other's anuses (anusii?).

love,
some random faggot on the internet


p.s. moot what is your favorite flavor of ice cream (mine is cookie dough)?

>>76
anuses (anusii?)
anii

hax hax

hax my anus

Still at it?

Well, you all still have 24 hours. After that time is up, say buh-bye to /prog/, spammers.

In the meantime we have taken a look at the spammers' IP addresses. There are three spammers, of which one comes from a non English-speaking country. If this spamming persists, we will contact the spammers' local ISPs and file an abuse complaint.

You have been warned.

>>79
your anus has been haxed