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ITT: First Language you learned

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-20 10:41

JustBasic.  The crappiest basic implementation ever.  Also The ABC Programming Language

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-21 20:29

C64 BASIC V2

I'm still a little ashamed.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-21 22:50

C++

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-21 23:31



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Name: Anonymous 2008-04-22 1:24

C. Turbo C. I liked the IDE colors at the time, but the textbook I was using got really boring after the bit about linked lists, so I didn't learn much more about it until much later.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-22 3:27

>>43
You forgot your [blink] tag.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-22 4:36

LogoWriter

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-22 6:13

HTML -> C++

Nice leap, huh?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-22 6:15

>>47
Did you mean C++ -> HTML?
Yeah, that's a nice leap.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-22 9:22

Javascript, back when I thought image rollovers and alert/confirm boxes were expert programming.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-22 11:35

>>49
They aren't?!?!?!

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-22 12:04

GML.  God teh suck.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-22 18:48

BASIC, as in the most basic dialect of BASIC.

It was in our middle school math books, we had to learn it in regular math classes. What nigger schools did you tards go to?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-23 5:39

foxes

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-23 7:00

VBA

Programming languages in my Word!?!

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-23 8:24

hax-my-anus language.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-23 9:38

>>55
I think that's just one guy trolling every thread on /prog/ trying to make a meme.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-23 9:51

>>56
hax my anus has been around for at least 2 years. Lurk moar.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-24 10:51

>>57
I think that's the one guy trolling every thread trying to make a meme, and now he is trying to convince us it is already a meme.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-24 11:04

>>58
Actually, by now, one guy is multiple guys. And we are all haxing ani.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-24 14:58

I suggest everyone just ignores ``hax my anus'' posts like most of us have been doing so far.

Who knows, the one person who is spamming this over /prog/ might get bored and decide to get a life.

This is the last post you will see from me regarding this spammed non-meme.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 5:44

First language I tried : PHP
First language I used in a proper way : C

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 6:02

>>61
C can't be used in a proper way.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 6:16

>>62
system("perl cod");

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 7:20

>>60
was anus haxed

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 7:24

i learnt TCL as my first language, and now i think i'm the only person that still uses it :-(

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 8:22



    hax my anus.
    I mean, what a meme dude. So deep, so many ways to fit in context, so modifiable, loved by everyone the very moment it was posted, god dammit it blows my fucking mind.

    Seriously guys, HAX MY ANUS. fucking hilarious.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 17:47

HTML or VB

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 17:58

haxing anii

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 20:13

>>65
I fucking hate TCL. After trying to cope with it for a long time (fucking eggdrops), I just gave up and wrote a tcl script that just execs a script when it's called, passing the parameters as well, and prints the output.

Problem solved, now I can just use zsh scripting, perl, FIOC or even LOLPHP for bot scripts.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 20:52

    hax my anus.
    I mean, what a meme dude. So deep, so many ways to fit in context, so modifiable, loved by everyone the very moment it was posted, god dammit it blows my fucking mind.

    Seriously guys, HAX MY ANUS. fucking hilarious.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 22:27

>>1
GW-BASIC
The only, or last, variant with FORCED NUMBERING OF LINES.

AFAIK the last version was included with DOS 5.0, because 6.0 started to ship QBASIC, that added a colorful crappy UI, made line numbers optional, and added "SUB" and "FUNCTION". I still don't understand how they work, and error messages were so misleading that I considered going back to GOTO

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 22:52

Flash Actionscript 0.7 Beta. Back when I was like 16.

The first real language I learned was THE FORCED INDENTATION OF CODE, in college. Hey, it beats doing CS 101 in Java, like most schools, right?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 23:24

c when i was 14.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 23:43

>>71
Fuck you, QBASIC was awesome. It was my second language, right after batch files.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-27 0:03

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Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 21:22

<-- check em dubz

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