ITT: First Language you learned

JustBasic.  The crappiest basic implementation ever.  Also The ABC Programming Language

I suggest everyone just ignores ``hax my anus'' posts like most of us have been doing so far.

Who knows, the one person who is spamming this over /prog/ might get bored and decide to get a life.

This is the last post you will see from me regarding this spammed non-meme.