Save /prog/

ITT we track down these faggots most likely responsible for most of the faggotry currently on /prog/


-- efnet #sicp

-!-      #sicp rakzom    H   3  ~rakzom@brc29-2-88-162-39-86.fbx.proxad.net [rakzom]
-!-      #sicp cwt       H@  5  ~cwt@D-128-208-38-83.dhcp4.washington.edu [cwt]
-!-      #sicp spoonish  H@  4  spoo@jolt.modeemi.cs.tut.fi [oblomov]
-!-      #sicp the2ndgen H@  4  ~chatzilla@bcvpn88.bc.edu [New Now Know How]
-!-      #sicp steve\    G@  2  ~steve@erlingproductions.com [steve]
-!-      #sicp proggit\  H@  3  ~core@78.32.67.162 [core]
-!-      #sicp mauke     G@  3  mauke@rm-f.net [Unknown]
-!-      #sicp croc      H@  5  ~ahalstea@76.2.187.254 [Andy Halstead]
-!-      #sicp Hinai     H@  3  ~generic@cs181023225.pp.htv.fi [Enlightened Evolution]
-!-      #sicp richardus G@  5  david@209.0.48.77 [richardus]

-!- croc [~ahalstea@76.2.187.254]
-!-  ircname  : Andy Halstead
-!-  channels : @#sicp
-!-  server   : irc.Prison.NET [Prisoners of the Internet...]
-!- End of WHOIS

-!- Hinai [~generic@cs181023225.pp.htv.fi]
-!-  ircname  : Enlightened Evolution
-!-  channels : @#sicp
-!-  server   : efnet.demon.co.uk [chicken boob on stick]
-!- End of WHOIS

-!- proggit\ [~core@78.32.67.162]
-!-  ircname  : core
-!-  channels : @#sicp
-!-  server   : irc.efnet.nl [Hax Pax Deus Adimax]
-!- End of WHOIS

-!- spoonish [spoo@jolt.modeemi.cs.tut.fi];
-!-  ircname  : oblomov
-!-  channels : @#sicp
-!-  server   : efnet.cs.hut.fi [HUT EFNet server]
-!- End of WHOIS

-!- the2ndgen [~chatzilla@bcvpn88.bc.edu]
-!-  ircname  : New Now Know How
-!-  channels : @#sicp
-!-  server   : irc.choopa.net [It rubs the lotion on its skin]
-!- End of WHOIS

-!- rakzom [~rakzom@brc29-2-88-162-39-86.fbx.proxad.net]
-!-  ircname  : rakzom
-!-  channels : #sicp
-!-  server   : irc.vel.net [We're so Hollywood]
-!- End of WHOIS

-!- cwt [~cwt@D-128-208-38-83.dhcp4.washington.edu]
-!-  ircname  : cwt
-!-  channels : #Python @#sicp
-!-  server   : efnet.teleglobe.net [O'er the land of the free & the home of the brave]
-!- End of WHOIS

-!- mauke [mauke@rm-f.net];
-!-  ircname  : Unknown
-!-  channels : @#sicp
-!-  server   : irc.SHOUTcast.com [HELLO WORLD]
-!-  away     : gone
-!- End of WHOIS

-!- richardus [david@209.0.48.77];
-!-  ircname  : richardus
-!-  channels : @#sicp #omaha
-!-  server   : efnet.teleglobe.net [O'er the land of the free & the home of the brave]
-!-  away     : not here ...
-!- End of WHOIS

-!- steve\ [~steve@erlingproductions.com]
-!-  ircname  : steve
-!-  channels : @#sicp #Bergen
-!-  server   : irc.inet.tele.dk [Better than WoW]
-!-  away     : Away
-!- End of WHOIS

Hello Sir, you seemed to have missed yourself:


18:07 -!- chris_123 [~chris@76.249.179.146] has joined #sicp
18:10 -!- chris_123 [~chris@76.249.179.146] has quit [Client Quit]

Oh, so you want to track down members of MY chat room?
209.62.62.138
If you win, I'll drop dox on these folks.
If you lose, however, you leave /prog/ forever.
Hack me, you pussy.
Your friends are invited as well, I will be waiting.
proggit, pm me. You know who I am.

Let's start with rakzom
-!-      #sicp rakzom    H   3  ~rakzom@brc29-2-88-162-39-86.fbx.proxad.net [rakzom]
proxad: internet service provider in france
He has a deviantart profile
http://rakzom.deviantart.com/
  * Status: Member
   * Lurker
   * Male/France
France, so it's him.
Name apparently is Georges Abitbol.
another profile
http://forum.hardware.fr/hfr/profil-539039.htm
He currently resides in France, Finistère, Brest.
He was born 08/12/1987, his ICQ 94601655
He watches anime (FLCL, evangelion, cowboy bebop)
He frequents http://dagobah.biz/

>>3
If it's too hard for you, I will give you a shell on that machine.

>>4
>He watches anime (FLCL, evangelion, cowboy bebop)

Get the fuck out of my chatrooom.

>>4

He likes chiptunes, frequents http://www.scenemusic.eu/

Hello Christopher,

This is unscientific and ultimately destructive.

>>1
10/10. That's some fine trolling there sir.

I think you need to reacquaint yourself with the rules before posting again though.

>>9
Well, at the moment I don't give a shit about the rules.
You have broken them first by turning /prog/ into a cesspool, and since mods don't do anything I'm taking control here.
The posting of personal information or calls to invasion is prohibited. Advertising (all forms) is also not welcome—this includes any type of referral linking.
Presumably that's what you are talking about.

>>2,3,5,8,9

Butthurt #sicpniks.
g00ns.net is going to own your nerd asses
Expect us.

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>>3
LOL, classic butthurt reply.

Hackingwars are so 80's.

>>14
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ITT butthurt #sicp

>>1

How ironic. I rarely even post nowadays, whereas you actively contribute to the deterioration of /prog/ by creating a useless thread like this, wrongly blaming me and other nice people you know nothing about for a problem that isn't even as severe as all you whiners like to think. But if you want to improve things, post interesting threads/replies and refrain from replying to uninteresting ones and posting stupid shit in general.

I guess the bright side of this is that you will probably be banned for posting personal information. You're not even familiar with the website rules, and yet you seem to think you're in a position to talk about ``faggotry on /prog/''? Amusing, though rather sad.

ITT butthurt n0ths

>>18
I agree with this nice person. No one is going to make /prog/ a better place by flooding it with shitty threads bitching about its current state.

Post interesting code, innovative trolls and new practical /prog/ challenges, and eventually you might displace the retards. Right now, you're simply making the situation worse.

>>18
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MOTHERFUCKER
http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1208626292
http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1208449391
http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1208546234
http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1208624861
http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1208622807
http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1207949450
http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1208435668

LOOK AT ALL THESE FUCKING TOPICS IN THE FRONT PAGE YOU MOTHERFUCKING SACK OF SHIT.
WHAT DO YOU SEE? FAGGOTRY. FAGGOTRY COMING FROM STUPID ANIME WEEABOO FUCKS. NOTHING RELATED TO PROGRAMMING. BREAKING THE RULES? YES I BROKE THE RULES. I'D LOVE IT IF MODS BANNED ME ALONG WITH ALL THE FAGGOTS THAT HAVE BROKEN THE RULES BEFORE. LIKE YOU FAGGOTS. FUCKING FAGGOTS.

>>18
sage for butthurt namefag ;)  (too lazy to type sage in the email field, it's the thought that counts)

>>21
Hah, I created most of them. Faggot. Gb2/b/ or something, troll. We're discussing programming here, not your high school shit.

>>21
YHBT. YHL. HAND.

>>21
>:3      nya watashi wa Table Cat desu
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>>1-24
Same person and we have been trolled at a rate previously unknown to mankind.

>>26
>:3      you forgot me, watashi wa taburu neko desu
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>>21

Looks like we have some VIP and DQN visitors. Ignore them and don't limit yourself to the front page.

``Anime weeaboo fucks'' are pretty much who 4chan was originally made for, and as a result, many of us have an interest in that sort of stuff as well. This is a fact you can't change. Being an ``anime weeaboo fuck'', however, does not imply an inability to post relevant content.

I'm not sure I can point out who you should direct your rage at, but perhaps you shouldn't be raging at all! And what are you trying to accomplish by tracking us down? Are you going to protest outside my house along with others who are ANGRY ON THE INTERNET? I'm not stopping you, but if what you're doing doesn't seem the least bit silly to you, I suggest you consult a psychiatrist.

>>22

I CAN'T STAND IT WHEN PEOPLE SAY STUPID THINGS ON THE INTERNET FGHSIOUA%#()€(4R

IHBT

>>28
Looks like we have some VIP and DQN visitors. Ignore them and don't limit yourself to the front page.
NO. FUCK YOU.
I frequent /vip/ and /dqn/ too. But you don't see me posting fucking sjis and giko cat and whatever. Don't mix the fucking boards.
``Anime weeaboo fucks'' are pretty much who 4chan was originally made for, and as a result, many of us have an interest in that sort of stuff as well.
Yeah, keep it in the appropriate boards.
Being an ``anime weeaboo fuck'', however, does not imply an inability to post relevant content.
Unless you post about your obsession with kagami here.

>>4
Thanks for the information, I have dispatched a $200 hitman.

>>29

NO. FUCK YOU.
I frequent /vip/ and /dqn/ too. But you don't see me posting fucking sjis and giko cat and whatever. Don't mix the fucking boards.
As do I. I never said every person who uses those boards is retarded. But clearly some of them don't realize that not every other BBS appreciates their kind of content.

Yeah, keep it in the appropriate boards.
I do.

Unless you post about your obsession with kagami here.
I prefer Tsukasa, because she is almost flat-chested and more kawaii. Oh god I wish I could meet her.

I prefer Tsukasa, because she is almost flat-chested and more kawaii. Oh god I wish I could meet her.
Massive failure, girls exist just to be tsuntsun (and occasionally deredere).  Kagami is my dream girl.  We'd watch the latest popular shit anime, and then we would have sex because sex is good.  Oh god I wish Kagami was real.

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I wouldn't mind having sex with Sailor Moon...

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>>28
The first anime I ever saw was "Revolutionary Girl Utena" the movie. I was attracted to it because it was bizarre and new. It hit me at a vulnerable time; my father and mother had just been murdered. I became obsessed with the "emptiness inside" theme of the movie, and felt that this related to my life somehow. I watched Evangelion next, and absolutely loved the depressing feeling both of these shows left me with. I am a person who loves depressions; I feel that I am at my most creative and "raw" when utterly depressed. The empty feeling these shows gave me filled me with emotions I wanted to recapture.

Like an addict seeking another hit, I kept downloading more and more programs, watching tons of shows. At one point, I had two shoeboxes full of CD-r's packed with Anime programs. I had a library of just about every show ever made. I became obsessive, but I wasn't finding that feeling that was originally there. Sure, I could recapture it with great stuff like Serial Experiments: Lain and Millenium actress, but that was only for a moment.

Eventually, I stopped watching the shows I was downloading, but just grabbed them for the sake of having them. I had to have more. I bought DVD's and didn't watch them. Gradually, over time, I felt my aesthetic become warped. What once was strange and bizarre looking character design became familiar; I sought it out. If I caught a glimpse of an anime style character in real life, I felt a rush; almost as if my hindbrain saw it before I was aware of it. I was visiting a Japanese tea Garden and saw real life schoolgirls in the familiar navy blue fuku uniforms. I was fascinated by them; I was drawn, attracted, but not in a sexual way; it blew my mind to see something in real life that I had before seen only in the abstract.

A familiar feeling came through me when I saw them. I felt the same at that moment as when I had first seen Utena, when I had first finished Evangelion. My obsession took a new direction.

I bought several sailor fuku uniforms from online retailers. J-list was too expensive and didn't sell in the size I desired. I had to have the legitimate stuff. At first it was satisfying to just look at the uniforms. I would keep them clean, iron them, and hang them up every day. The ritual was soothing to me.

Sooner or later I had to do it. I had to wear the uniforms I had treasured. I am proud to report that it took me a few months to break down, to really cross the threshold into utter depravity. After that line had been crossed, though, there was no going back. Tentatively, I started by simply wearing the uniforms around the house. I would wake up very early, before anyone could glimpse at me from outside on the street, and simply do my cleaning and cooking wearing the various uniforms I purchased. I got a matching apron. I would pretend I was getting ready for Japanese High school.

Soon, though, wearing the uniform in private was not enough. I purchased a duster trenchcoat and began walking through town wearing my outfit. Nobody knew, and this made me comfortable. But, again, this soon became insufficient to satisfy my obsession.

I began stalking this girl I knew, Sarah. I checked out her routines; when she left for work, when she got back, what time she went to bed. At first I furtively ventured into her place with my uniform under my trench coat while she was away. I knew where her spare key was because I had helped her move earlier. Speaking of this, I'm a pretty beefy guy. I weigh around 240-260 pounds, but I'm not that tall. A great friend to have if you need to move.

Anyway, gradually, I became more comfortable in her apartment. I started doing stuff like rolling around in her bed, stealing her underwear and putting it in little plastic bags, soforth. As you would expect, I became more and more comfortable doing this, and crossed a line. She came home unexpectedly one day, early from work. Panicked, I hid under the bed in my uniform. Immediately, as she came through the door, she spotted my trench coat. Lying under her bed, the sound of my heavy breathing seemed a thousand times louder than it actually was. I could hear her rooting through the trench coat, and could hear the wrinkling of celophane as she found my empty plastic bags. Thank god they didn't yet have her used underwear in them.

I put my sweaty, meaty hands together and prayed.

I heard her walking around the apartment. Thankfully, she didn't bring anyone with her. My mind was flashing; the excitement had triggered my epilepsy. Suddenly, I was barraged with memories from my first anime program, revolutionary girl utena. I heard her walking around some more, and then sit down on the bed. I saw her clothes come off and hit the floor in front of me. During this time I was controlling myself and having a minor epileptic fit. I could see transformation sequences from anime programs I had watched. It was all coming together; the near hallucinations, the girl in the bed above me, and most of all, my sweaty fuku uniform.

She approached the bathroom and got into the shower. She turned on the water. I was convinced that this was the one moment I had been searching for. This was my chance to cross over into the other world described in Utena; the fabric of reality was thin. I could taste it. In many of my anime programs I had seen the seemingly normal characters, like me, enter into a world of magic and joy.

I rolled out from under the bed and bounded into the bathroom. She saw my large form approaching through the glass of the shower and started screaming. I was having epileptic flashes; the screaming sounded just like "KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" I was having trouble walking, my steps staggered. I couldn't feel the floor. My meaty hands slammed the shower door open, but she sprayed me with a jet of water. The water triggered another fit and I seized, falling into the bath. She tripped and fell on top of me. As she was screaming and my blood filled the bath, it swirled around reality, and intermingled in my mind. Her screams, the blood, my sweat, the uniform, Japan, schoolgirls, magic, tragedy, terror, and hope all become one to me. For one moment, I could taste it. The anime reality. It was here, like a precious jewel perched between my meaty, sweaty pectorals. And then, gone.

SO yeah I like anime.

/prog/ is fucking AWESOME DUDE!
YEAH ANIME KAWAII DESUS NE

kowichina!

>>36
Oh... wow.  Yeah, I love anime too.

Oh, so you want to track down members of MY chat room?
209.62.62.138
If you win, I'll drop dox on these folks.
If you lose, however, you leave /prog/ forever.
Hack me, you pussy.
Your friends are invited as well, I will be waiting.
proggit, pm me. You know who I am.