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If you were a programming langauge

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 12:47

If you were a programming langauge, what would you be?
I would be LISP because I read my SICP everyday.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 12:48

I would be C because I can do anything.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 12:48

I would be valid Perl code, because no one understands me ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 12:49

I would be english beacuse I cn spk it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 12:49

langauge

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 12:51

I would be Ruby, because I am beautiful and I can do anything in the whole wide world, but I am a bit slow and I am Japanese. I also have the best qualities of LISP, Smalltalk, and every other language combined into one.

I have sex daily with my beautiful Japanese waifu, and get blow jobs from beautiful actresses.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 12:52

I would be haskell because I love BDSM. (I'm the toy)

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 12:53


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Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 12:53

I'd probably be LISP because I am a parentheses kind of guy. It's the first thing people notice about me when they first see me. They are always like ``Hey dude, what's up with all those parentheses?'' and I'm like ``I'm a lispnik''.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 12:53

>>5
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Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 12:54

id be the algorithmic language scheme because i am the sussman

Name: Edsgar Dickstrap 2008-04-19 12:54

Anything without a goto statement...

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 12:55

>>8,10
sage for the weeaboo faggotry.
PROTIP: You're not the only one who has heard of 2ch and giko-cat. gtfo.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 12:55

brainfuck cuz im not very popular IRL and dont ghhave many friends, but i can do aynthign any other langauge can do!

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 12:56

>>14
but i can do aynthign any other langauge can do!
No, you can't. Learn what touring-completeness is before you start talking nonsense.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 12:56

>>13
逝ってよし

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 12:58

>>15
im touring compete you fuckwit. get a life.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 13:00

>>13
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Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 13:03

gtfo

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 13:03

hax my anus

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 13:04

gtfo

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 13:10

>>21
hax my anus

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 13:31

I would be Croma LISP, because I'm THE GINGER.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 13:40

I WOULD BE THE ABC PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE BECAUSE I LIKE TO COUNT.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 13:43

>>24

acaaccaaaac

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 13:44

>>23
This may surprise you, but I am THE GINGER.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 16:13

What does [spoiler]/prog/[spoiler] think HAL9000's operating system would be coded in?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 16:17

>>27
Is that some BBCODEfailure?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 16:18

I would be Python, because I have a huge penus.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 16:19

>>29
Your girlfriend however left you, because you only know the missionary position (and are proud of it to boot).

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 16:22

HAL 9000 was coded in LISP by the Sussman himself in the MIT AI lab back in the 70's.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 16:24

>>29
But it has dents in it, that were forced into it by a Dutch man.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 16:47



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Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 17:05

>33
Ni hao is chinese u racist faggot

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 21:48

I WOULD BE JAVA BEACUSE IM AWSOME

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-20 1:35

I WOULD BE JAVA BECAUSE I PROGRAM IN JAVA WHILE LISTENING TO INFECTED MUSHROOM BECAUSE I AM LEET

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-20 1:36

>>33
I always laugh my ass off at this fuqin table cat.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-20 2:01

>>37
back to /b/, please

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 12:55

wrote the innermost parts of his program   using a nested   call stack this   is required 7.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-21 3:07

>>17
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Name: Anonymous 2010-09-15 22:13

>>38
Fuck off, ``faggot''.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-16 3:07

>>27
fortran

Name: white timberland boots 2010-09-16 9:45

when she raised white timberland boots it to look at me, she could barely smile without pain. http://www.timberland6inch.com/ LIJ

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-16 9:59

PENUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-16 15:10

It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your timberland boots, the only friends who haven't betrayed you, the only friends who won't be dead by sunup. Sleep tight, mates, in your quilted chambray nightshirts

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-16 16:43

I'm Smalltalk.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-16 16:47

Hi, I'm regular-size talk.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-17 3:18

I'd be Java, because I work in enterprise, I take long pauses, I used to be really slow but now I'm really fast, and all the freshmen in the CS department have to do me.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-17 5:16

>>48
slut

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