/prog/ - If you were a programming langauge

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 12:47

If you were a programming langauge, what would you be?
I would be LISP because I read my SICP everyday.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 12:48

I would be C because I can do anything.

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I would be valid Perl code, because no one understands me ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 12:49

I would be english beacuse I cn spk it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 12:49

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Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 12:51

I would be Ruby, because I am beautiful and I can do anything in the whole wide world, but I am a bit slow and I am Japanese. I also have the best qualities of LISP, Smalltalk, and every other language combined into one.

I have sex daily with my beautiful Japanese waifu, and get blow jobs from beautiful actresses.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 12:52

I would be haskell because I love BDSM. (I'm the toy)

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 12:53

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Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 12:53

I'd probably be LISP because I am a parentheses kind of guy. It's the first thing people notice about me when they first see me. They are always like ``Hey dude, what's up with all those parentheses?'' and I'm like ``I'm a lispnik''.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 12:53

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Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 12:54

id be the algorithmic language scheme because i am the sussman

Name: Edsgar Dickstrap 2008-04-19 12:54

Anything without a goto statement...

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 12:55

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sage for the weeaboo faggotry.
PROTIP: You're not the only one who has heard of 2ch and giko-cat. gtfo.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 12:55

brainfuck cuz im not very popular IRL and dont ghhave many friends, but i can do aynthign any other langauge can do!

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 12:56

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but i can do aynthign any other langauge can do!
No, you can't. Learn what touring-completeness is before you start talking nonsense.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 12:56

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逝ってよし

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 12:58

>>15
im touring compete you fuckwit. get a life.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 13:00

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Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 13:03

gtfo

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hax my anus

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 13:04

gtfo

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 13:10

>>21
hax my anus

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 13:31

I would be Croma LISP, because I'm THE GINGER.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 13:40

I WOULD BE THE ABC PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE BECAUSE I LIKE TO COUNT.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 13:43

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acaaccaaaac

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 13:44

>>23
This may surprise you, but I am THE GINGER.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 16:13

What does [spoiler]/prog/[spoiler] think HAL9000's operating system would be coded in?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 16:17

>>27
Is that some ^BBCODE_{_{_failure?}}

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 16:18

I would be Python, because I have a huge penus.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 16:19

>>29
Your girlfriend however left you, because you only know the missionary position (and are proud of it to boot).

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 16:22

HAL 9000 was coded in LISP by the Sussman himself in the MIT AI lab back in the 70's.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 16:24

>>29
But it has dents in it, that were forced into it by a Dutch man.

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Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 17:05

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Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 21:48

I WOULD BE JAVA BEACUSE IM AWSOME

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-20 1:35

I WOULD BE JAVA BECAUSE I PROGRAM IN JAVA WHILE LISTENING TO INFECTED MUSHROOM BECAUSE I AM LEET

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-20 1:36

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I always laugh my ass off at this fuqin table cat.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-20 2:01

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back to /b/, please

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wrote the innermost parts of his program using a nested call stack this is required 7.

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