Sup /prog/

ITT:
1) the languages you currently know(including easy shit like html) in the order you learned them,
2) those you currently are learning,
3) which language you hate the most (and why, obviously),
4) which language you think every programmer should know (and why again)

1) BASIC, VB, C++, xHTML/CSS, SQL
2) php/MySQL, javascript, java, python
3) VB, it's fucking bullshit (no further explanation needed). It makes me go insane when I see beginners code half-assed VB bullshit using a fuckton of pre-made crap and think it makes them EXPERT PROGRAMMERS. Python also makes me RAGE because of the forced indentation.
4) BASIC, since it rocks. Everyone should taste this awesomeness.

inb4 "NOT AGAIN"

back to /pr/, please

1)Basic, Java, HTML, CSS, LISP, BBCODE, Lua, The ABC Programming language, BrainFuck, Befunge, Cow, BitFuck, HQ9+, Deadfish,
2)None at the moment
3)I hate C++.  Too complex and not worth the effort of programing.  It's also slow to compile and runs slow.
4)BASIC.  I <3 BASIC.

>>3

... gtfo my /prog/

1)HTML
2)Ruby on Rails
3)Lisp, its gay
4)CSS,it has style

1)VB, scheme, html, C\C++
2)sepples
3)html, its boring
4)C\C++, its fun

1) VB.NET
2) NO OTHERS
3) ANYTHING NOT VB
4) VB.NET

1. Russian, English, PDP-11 Asm, C, x86 Asm, French, Pascal, HTML, Scheme, Chinese, Java, C++
2. C++, Dutch
3. VB. Just because it's an even uglier hack of an already disgusting language.
4. English. Because it's the default language of the Internet, a large part of IRL, and syntax in computer languages. Imagine if C was like this:

#incluez <esstd.t>

ent principal() {
 imprimantef("Bonjour, monde!");
}

1) N/A
2) N/A
3) N/A
4) N/A

I'm only here for the trolling and memes.  I wouldn't even know where to begin with programming (Read SICP?).

>>9
Get out.

>>10
TROLLING WITHIN TROLLING

1) HTML, PHP, SQL, BBCode, C, UnrealScript, Python, Lua, Ruby, Factor, Brainfuck, Scheme.
2) Haskell.
3) Object Obsessed languages. Because they suck.
4) Whatever you want, as long as you don't stick with one particular paradigm.

>>8

#包括 <标准输入输出.头>

整数 主要() {
  印刷品("你好世界!\n");
}

>>13
Valid Haskell code.

>>13
Valid Unicode.

1) basic, html, asp, php, css, perl, tcl, c++, c, javascript, xml prolly some more, you know when you learn one language you can pretty much guess the others by reading function documentation
2) assembler nasm intel syntax for x86 and sparc64, also haskell because it's different from all my other languages and i have this weird idea that i might learn another way of thinking in programming by knowing it, because it's so different from procedural programming
3) assembler because it's almost pointless to use it for any real programs but i still want to know it in order to understand things better and know more about including it in c
4) c because it's relatively easy and basic while still being used in a large part of applications on unix, and i mostly use unix, but also because it's a thourough introduction to c++ which is also used much for large applications in todays most widely used systems
4)

Not this shit again.

1) the languages you currently know(including easy shit like html) in the order you learned them,

BASIC  → VB6 → HTML → JavaScript/VBScript → Sepples → Perl → Valid Perl Code → VB.NET/C♯/MSepples → Ruby^{(the forced capitalization of constants)} → ___python___ → ^Sepples/_CLI → XUL → Nemerle → XAML → LISP → Scheme

Somewhere in there go: x86 assembly, PHP, Befunge (-93, -98), INTERCAL, SQL, Chef.

I never bothered with straight C.

2) those you currently are learning,
Haskell
3) which language you hate the most (and why, obviously),
PHP, because it's a fucking pile of shit.
4) which language you think every programmer should know (and why again)
Probably Sepples, because it's so widely used. If that wasn't a factor, Scheme

>>17
I never bothered with straight C.
GET OUT.

Also, we've had exactly this thread like 7 times. >>1-17,19-1000 are all the same person and I have been trolled constantly. Saging you trolling motherfuckers.

>>13
i've always wondered why programming languages couldn't just be localized

>>19
I hope >>13 made it pretty clear to you.

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