Sup /prog/

ITT:
1) the languages you currently know(including easy shit like html) in the order you learned them,
2) those you currently are learning,
3) which language you hate the most (and why, obviously),
4) which language you think every programmer should know (and why again)

1) BASIC, VB, C++, xHTML/CSS, SQL
2) php/MySQL, javascript, java, python
3) VB, it's fucking bullshit (no further explanation needed). It makes me go insane when I see beginners code half-assed VB bullshit using a fuckton of pre-made crap and think it makes them EXPERT PROGRAMMERS. Python also makes me RAGE because of the forced indentation.
4) BASIC, since it rocks. Everyone should taste this awesomeness.

inb4 "NOT AGAIN"

Not this shit again.

1) the languages you currently know(including easy shit like html) in the order you learned them,

BASIC  → VB6 → HTML → JavaScript/VBScript → Sepples → Perl → Valid Perl Code → VB.NET/C♯/MSepples → Ruby^{(the forced capitalization of constants)} → ___python___ → ^Sepples/_CLI → XUL → Nemerle → XAML → LISP → Scheme

Somewhere in there go: x86 assembly, PHP, Befunge (-93, -98), INTERCAL, SQL, Chef.

I never bothered with straight C.

2) those you currently are learning,
Haskell
3) which language you hate the most (and why, obviously),
PHP, because it's a fucking pile of shit.
4) which language you think every programmer should know (and why again)
Probably Sepples, because it's so widely used. If that wasn't a factor, Scheme