How do you create Debian packages?

I'm thinking of setting up an Ubanto repository with a patched OpenSSH that allows all users/passwords to log in as root.  I'd bundle this with some stupid eyecandy like those retards like, and post a ``guide'' that starts with adding the repository to your list as all guides do for Ubanto.

Hm?

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This is true. Ubunturd users will just copy paste ANYTHING you tell them to. They think that using the Terminal to copy paste shit they found in Google makes them superior to others.

It'll cause hilarious drama on the Ubunturd Forums, but where are you going to host this repo, 1-san?