How do you create Debian packages?

I'm thinking of setting up an Ubanto repository with a patched OpenSSH that allows all users/passwords to log in as root.  I'd bundle this with some stupid eyecandy like those retards like, and post a ``guide'' that starts with adding the repository to your list as all guides do for Ubanto.

Hm?

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I don't care about their systems, I just want Ubanto to get a bad reputation for powering the most zombies in the world.