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insufficient skill set

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-04 12:46

I've got an interview for a co-op Monday, the posting says "Must be familiar with C++ and C# programming languages," which I am not.

What books can you recommend I go pick up, and how do I get Adderall?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-04 13:06

i lol'd

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-04 13:29

>>1
Just learn some Scalable Enterprise Buzzwords and you'll totally baffle the interviewer with your skills.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-04 13:37

>>1
Thinking in Sepples, by Bruck Eckels

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-04 13:41

I've got an interview for a co-op Monday, the posting says "Must be familiar with C++ and C# programming languages," which I am not.
I like the style of this part of the post. In fact, I like it so much I'm not going to sage this for a stupid question.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-04 13:41

The sepplers have fucking light bulbs in the introduction.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-04 13:50

>>5
I don't like his ``quotes,'' I will sage this thread.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-04 14:11

OP here, why is this a stupid question? And I found a source of Adderall already.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-04 14:12

OP here, thanks >>4
("If Thinking in C++" is the book you had in mind)

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-04 14:14

core c++
Effective C++
More Effective C++

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-04 14:29

>>7
Your post is ungrammatical and ultimately detrimental. Please use a semicolon.

--
It is easy to be flexible when one is spineless.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-04 14:32

>>11
Have you been thinking in Sepples today?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-04 14:33

What DO you know?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-04 14:38

>>11
The word ``detrimental'' isn't really friends with ``eventually'', it kind of suggests a time span, not a single event that takes place after some period. But switching the adjectives does the trick nicely.
Your post is detrimental and ultimately ungrammatical.

Well, not as cool as I wanted, but better none-the-less.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-04 14:39

>>13
Just C, and a little bit of Java. I'm taking data structures and computer architecture this semester, will take object oriented design and operating systems in the summer.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-04 14:49

>>15
Average CS Major

aka faggot

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-04 14:51

>>16
Well how to you become above average?

Name: The_Sussman !9dc0/Qropc 2008-04-04 14:52

>>17
Read SICP.

Name: GJSussman !xpQSO2ECEY 2008-04-04 14:55

>>18
This man is an impostor.

Read SICP.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-04 15:01

>>17
Drop Out

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-04 19:31

>>20
Forget it; I found it in Knuth.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-04 21:24

What the fuck kind of idiots try to mix C# and C++, anyway?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-04 21:26

>>22
The kind of idiot who uses C# and/or C++.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-25 8:13


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Name: Anonymous 2009-02-26 2:23

>>22
Anything with both kernel and user-mode components on Windows; and in some cases, C++/CLI as a glue layer between C# and native is a lot easier than trying to P/Invoke stuff (like if the argument types are variable sized nested structures).

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-26 6:23

>>25
If the easiest solution for interoperating between C# and system components is to use another language, that should be your first indicator that C# FUCKING SUCKS.

For fuck's sake, even Python has the functionality to natively call system code with like two lines of glue, and not having to resort to writing fucking Sepples code to do it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-26 7:00

>>26
You can do it natively in C# , there's a lot of documented (and less documented) ways to do it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-26 9:57

>>27
The keyword here is "easiest".

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-26 11:13

>>28
What's so hard about P/Invoke?

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-26 12:10

>>29
Ask >>25, who I am not.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-26 15:30

>>29
Having to manually define every structure passed through the godawful Win32 API , including marshalling and alignment information, rather than, you know, just including a fucking system header file.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-26 23:12

>>31
You could auto-generate the data from a header file

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-27 0:26

>>32
That's work the compiler should already be doing for you.

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