/prog/ - can /prog/ cure cancer?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-27 11:07



                  ( i wonder if it's possible )

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there's a theory that once you get cancer, you can never cure it. Once the new people take over the posting before learning the established culture of the board, everything inevitably and eternally goes to shit. the avant-garde leaves and what is left is a slashdot, a digg, a kuro5hin, ... so how do you react?

* you do what you always do: spread the shit cancer memes without really contributing anything to anything because you don't care about the board

* you look for higher grounds, try to outrun the cancer

* you recognize yourself as once having been cancer yourself, and meditate on the consequences of that to achieve satori.

* all of the above

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-27 11:17

M-x doctor

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-27 11:18

>>2
I have been amused.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-27 12:24

YHBeetTolled

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-27 12:57

( HAVE YOU READ YOUR WPGTR TODAY? ) ? o ___/| ° \o_O| f \ | |__| | ? ? | | | |

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-27 13:07

'-._ ___.....___ `.__ ,-' ,-.`-,___ `''-------' ( . ) `'-__ LISP `-' \ LISP / ,.' \_________,' LISP ................._ / `-.._ _.- LISP LISP `'-----''

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-27 13:10

'-._ ___.....___ ( what is that abomination ) `.__ ,-' ,-.`-, HAVE YOU READ o `''-------' ( p ) `._ YOUR SICP ___/| ° `-' ( TODAY \o_O| \ LITTLE f \ | . \ FERRET ? |__| | \---..,--' | | ................._ --...--, | | `-.._ _.-' `'-----''

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-27 13:15



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  |  |   _ NO! I'm reading YAHT, stupid

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I finished SICP years ago

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-27 13:19



'-._                  ___.....___

    `.__           ,-'        ,-.`-,                  |\___

        `''-------'          ( p )  `._               |, ,/ HALP! THE CANCER IS

                              `-'      (              | O/  CHASING ME !!!!!

                                        \             | |____

                              .         \             |_|__

                               \---..,--'             | |

   ................._           --...--,              | |__

                     `-.._         _.-'              /     \

                          `'-----''                 /

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-27 13:21

>>8
How poignant.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-27 13:36

>>9
No ferret, you are the cancer.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-27 13:53

>>11



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Name: Anonymous 2008-03-27 13:53



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Name: Anonymous 2008-03-27 14:17

'-._                  ___.....___

    `.__           ,-'        ,-.`-,

        `''-------'          ( p )  `._

                              `-' /|/| (

                                 /X X|  \  *OM~NOM~NOM*

                              .  \___|  \

                               \--|  |--'

   ................._           --...--,

                     `-.._         _.-'

                          `'-----''

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-27 14:19

>>14
Ah, and so Ruby imitates Haskell.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-27 14:22

          ( blarg im ded lol )

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Name: Anonymous 2008-03-27 14:22

>>16
shutup obese moomin troll

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-27 14:23

>>16
Say hi to Haskell in Heaven.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-27 14:44

>>11
And then ...

oh forget it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-27 14:44



     |\___   .  LOOL

     |^_^/ '    prog snake eated the wrong guy!

     |  /       the ferret lives on !!!

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Name: Anonymous 2008-03-27 15:03

GYUS? |\___ . |._./ . | / __| |__ / | | \ | |

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-27 15:04

'-._ ___.....___
    `.__    ,-' ,-.`-, |\___
      `''-------' ( p ) `._    |, ,/ HALP! THE PROGTURTLE IS
      `-' ( | O/ CHASING ME !!!!!
      \    | |____
      .    \    |_|__
   \---..,--'    | |
   ................._    --...--, | |__
   `-.._    _.-' /    \
      `'-----''    /

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-27 15:21

>>22
it's a snake moron.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-27 15:21

>>23
YHBT YAHT HAND.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-27 16:13

               |\___

               |Λ_Λ/   - I, the Great Lisp Ferret, have bested the /prog/snake!

'-._        \  |  / / ___.....___

    `.__     \_| |_/-'        ,-.`-,

        `''----| -'          ( λ )  `._

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                               \---..,--'

   ................._           --...--,

                     `-.._         _.-'

                          `'-----''

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-27 16:49

                    ,______ ___ ___ ____.,

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          \        >>25 GTFO. YOU ARE ULTIMATELY STUPID.

           |                              -- G. J. Sussman

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-27 16:51



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  |  |   _ I am more poignant that the lisp space toad is suave.

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Name: Anonymous 2008-03-27 16:56



        . . ,.".".'"""..

      .             ,__\.~~

     .    ;'``` '``     \!"

     .   `.              \~"

      .., '  ____________|'~"

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     >>26 is unscientific. 

        GJS Jay Sussman.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-27 18:37

>>1

You are the cancer, so you should know.

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>>29
^NO _U

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-28 0:32

>>12
And then Ferret was a snake.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-28 14:17

No, /prog/, you are the cancer.

And then RMS worked for Microsoft.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 12:13

Most powerful and cleanest.

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bump pants

Name: VIPPER 2011-02-08 3:59

VIP QUALITY!
Would read again.

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Name: Anonymous 2011-04-13 6:20

>>38
Go fuck an autistic nigger.

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