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GET OFF YOUR ASS EXPERT PROGRAMMERS

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-25 2:02

So. Let's make /prog/ good again. Let's pl--make a game.

ITT: Language and genre suggestions.
ITT: NO TROLLING! SRSLY.

I suggest a top-down shooter, like Touhou or Raiden. Language: I don't care. Something that can interface with SDL.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-25 2:16

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Name: Anonymous 2008-03-25 2:29

But please get rid of the strangest pieces of email I have ever received.  One of my heros, Galileo, put it very well:

In questions of science or engineering, so you and your colleagues may certainly send me mail.

There is no room in science or engineering, so you and your colleagues may certainly send me mail.  Although it is flattering to have a ``fan club'', in fact, it is a very bad idea.  It is unscientific and ultimately destructive.  One of my heros, Galileo, put it very well:

In questions of science, the authority of a thousand is not worth the humble reasoning of a thousand is not worth the humble reasoning of a single individual.

Each of us is capable of evaluating evidence and thinking on our own.  Although it is a very bad idea. Your message was perhaps one of the ``cult of personality'' way of thinking.  Each of us is capable of evaluating evidence and thinking on our own.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-25 2:37

shootan_gaem();

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-25 2:43

i always wanted to make a hacker like game where you could write real code n stuff.. i sorta played with this using eval in perl but never really did anything else ☺

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-25 2:47

We need an open source uplink clone stat.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-25 3:29

A first-person shooter in Scheme.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-25 4:27

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-25 5:08

>>6
this

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-25 6:43

>>5
wow that would be aewsome.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-25 7:11

top-down school shooter

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-25 8:42

>>3
Valid Markov code.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-25 8:46

>>8
This game is awesome.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-25 9:59

>>6
This, with network play. ~10-20 hackers simultaneously in the same game world, competing for the same objective. Also, for realism, we could make the actual "game" a daemon to allow the creation of custom tools and UIs.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-25 10:02

Yo Check MC SEPPLES rhyming about scheme and LISP on his track ''Still Hustlin'`` at 01:58

http://www.cs.purdue.edu/homes/anavabi/mp3/MC%20Plus+%20-%20Chip%20Hop%20-%20Still%20Hustlin'.mp3

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-25 10:31

>>15
''Still Hustlin'``
what

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-25 10:43

>>16
I don't think I understand your confusion.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-25 13:06

>>17
Hello, welcome to /prog/. We like to do ``EXPERT QUOTES'' properly around here.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-25 13:41

>>5
why not just play something like corewars?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-25 15:07

Not that anyone on prog actually gets off their ass and does anything anyways, but I'm being pestered to post this here...


Fallen Arms, a game premising around the fact that you grab random weapons from big guns to melee weaponry, and just graft/rig it all to your body, and you collect them enmass, like ammo.  YOu can use them normally, or you can rig weapons together within yourself to do crazy shit, like rocket swords or shotgun grenade launchers and all out blitzkreig firepower.  You can also sacrifce weaponry and a bit of yourself (Health perhaps) to create hybrid weapon beasts that follow your beck and call.   It would be a rather free roaming world percieved in first person, but you can switch the camera to a aerial overview to get a better display of the area around you.  If you ever detect enemies around you a radar flashes up of the immediate area to display any detected enemies.
Blah blah blah, just a murder simulator with fun features IS FINE TOO!

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-25 17:27

>>19
Personally I prefer Chore Wars. http://www.chorewars.com/

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-25 17:33

>>21
I personally don't have much time to game these days; I spend most of my free time reading SICP.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-25 17:42

A ROGUELIKE

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-25 18:39

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-25 18:48

License : GNU General Public License (GPL)

PIG DISGUSTING

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-25 18:51

written in Pascal

PIG DISGUSTING

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-25 19:27

Open Sores

PIG DISGUSTING

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-25 19:37

>>27
Back to /g/, please!

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-25 20:08

>>5
You're a fucking faggot sockpuppet. Dammit, morons like you really piss me off.
I end up in a psychiatrist paying thousands because of you imbeciles. Shame on
you and your postings, piece of shit. I mean, consider, just for a second how
much of an idiot you appear in these public BBSes. "Perl"? Come on, god damn
PERL?! Oh, and what's that? eval() you say? Played around with eval()? Are you a
god damn retard or what? Granted, you could be joking or trolling. I understand
that this is ONE possibility. The god damn odds are against it. You are not a
troll, you are a genuine turd. I really hope I don't see any of your posts in
the near future. The more I try to find an excuse for a sorry being such as
yourself the more I rage. HACKING GAME? In Perl? Using eval()? Oh my god. That's
it. I'm going to bed, nothing good will come out from this day. Au revoir.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-25 21:00

>>26
var
  anonymous : niggerpenis;

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-25 23:46

>>29  (&& >> 5)
I have to wholeheartedly agree.  Make a hacking game?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-26 2:07

Every fucking faggot that wants to make a game always wants to make a top down shooter. Fuck your top down shooters. Think of something original for once.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-26 3:33

lol, finally realized that 4chan's /prog/ sucks and other /prog/s are beating us?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-26 9:45

>>33
You don't understand /prog/. Go back to /pr/ and contribute to your Ubanto distro.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-26 12:37

>>34
The /prog/ I'm from is doing actual programming.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-26 12:48

Okay, hacking game it is.

First, lets hack whoever made Uplink and steal their code. Who's up for that?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-26 13:45

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-26 13:56

>>36
Hacking?  A Rogue-like, eh?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-26 14:42

>>35
rechan?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-26 14:47

>>39
/pr/

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-26 14:49

>>40
/pr/ can suck my hairy, shit-encrusted dick for all their worth.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-26 14:50

>>41
s/their/they're/

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-26 14:52

>>39
REchan

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-26 14:59

>>43
Rəch[sup]a[/sub]n

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-26 15:35

>>44
BBfail?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-26 16:05

>>41

/pr/ can suck my recursive, λ-calculus-encrusted dick for all their worth

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-26 16:45

>>40
Are you trollan

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-26 17:15

>>30
Hey! OP said no trolling.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-26 17:16

OH FUCKFUCK FUCK IVE BEEN SWINGING MY PILLOW AND I ACCIDENTALLY LAUNCHED IT A MY COMPUTER AND THE SCREEN WENT BACKWARDS AND EMACS SHUT DOWN SHIT SHIT SHIT

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-26 17:19

>>48
Why you use trollbang?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-26 17:23

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Name: Anonymous 2008-03-26 17:25

>>51
Oh nonono, back to /b/ please!

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-26 17:27

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Name: Anonymous 2008-03-26 17:35

>>53
back to aa school, please

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-26 17:38

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-26 17:47

>>40
lold

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-26 17:57

im hand writing my own from scratch
fuck you all
cocksuckers
i'll post my progress in a few days
eat shit and die
bitches

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-26 18:29

>>57
In what, actionscript?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-26 19:55

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-26 20:01

Fuck... to bad the people at rechan are a bunch of faggots. If they weren't, it'd be possible to get something done.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-26 20:28

How many of you guys would be excited about a priority queue implementation using macros.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-27 4:40

>>61
I just creamed my pants.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-27 5:53

what would /prog/ know about hacking?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-27 6:04

>>63
/boɹd/ knows nothing

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-27 6:05

>>61
OMG THAT SOUNDS AEWSOME. I HOPE IT HAS A CAR AND CDR TOO

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-27 6:30

>>64
OH MY GOD HOW DID YOU MAKE THAT UPSIDE DOWN p?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-27 7:00

>>60
my sarcasm detector seems to be broken

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-27 7:46

>>66
hold down alt and type 100 or 98 on the numpad

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-27 8:37

>>68
didant work

halp

firefox just switched to the first tab ;___;

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-27 8:43

>>69
I'm sorry, that means you have terminal cancer

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 5:33


Shooter Fuck your top   down shooters Think   of something original   ALSO WHY THE   fuck is anyone   else signing this   guy up for   a thousand spam   sites or is   it just a   project i do   want to learn   and for simple.

Name: Trollbot9000 2009-07-01 10:48


Idea for a free hacker because I  want to make  a note of.

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