/prog/ - Parents — World4ch

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-15 14:38

when i was 12 or so i asked my dad how to hack (at the time i thought he was some kind of guru who knew everything about computers)

he told me that i needed to learn how to use a computer(windows) without a monitor and without a mouse.....

i believed him until i was old enough to realize that he is just a lying sack of shit and that he had filled my mind with thousands of bullshit facts. it took a year of college to unlearn all the crap he had told me.

even now, he still lies constantly. for instance ,just a couple weeks ago he said that its impossible to write programs on windows and that C++ is a bloated, useless language akin to visual basic. oh, he also said that linux users all write software in machine code.

every time he lies i just want to choke him till death.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-15 14:52

Every time you rape the English language I want to choke you to death.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-15 14:57

Well, you know what I did when I was 12.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-15 14:59

>>1
he told me that i needed to learn how to use a computer(windows) without a monitor and without a mouse.....
I've been laughing out loud for the last 10 minutes. And I still hadn't got past that sentence.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-15 15:55

Your dad is a beet toll.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-15 16:00



'-._                  ___.....___

    `.__           ,-'        ,-.`-,            HAVE YOU READ

        `''-------'          ( p )  `._     YOUR DIANETICS TODAY ?

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Name: Anonymous 2008-03-15 16:23

>>6
This makes no sense ;(

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-15 16:25

>>5
'-._ ___.....___ `.__ ,-' ,-.`-, `''-------' ( - ) `._ HMM... `-' ( \ \ _____\ ................._ ,' `-.._ _.-' `'-----''

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-15 16:27

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                              `-'      (    Stick it WHERE?

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Name: Anonymous 2008-03-15 16:30

>>9
'-._ ___.....___ `.__ ,-' ,-.`-, `''-------' ( \ ) `._ GRR... I AM ANGRY TODAY `-' ( \ \ /\/\/\\ ................._ ,' `-.._ _.-' `'-----'

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-15 16:38

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                              `-'      (    Am I speaking with a LISP?

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Name: Anonymous 2008-03-15 16:42

he said that its impossible to write programs on windows and that C++ is a bloated, useless language akin to visual basic
He sprinkles bits of truth to further confuse you. He is an EXPERT TROLL.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-15 16:51

>>11
I lol'd for no particular reason

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-15 16:52

I would like to have a word with your dad.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-15 17:05

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Name: Anonymous 2008-03-15 17:09

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Name: Anonymous 2008-03-15 17:25

10 seconds in artist-mode:

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Name: Anonymous 2008-03-15 17:31

/r/ /prog/snake eating tablecat.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-15 17:45

>>18
The /prog/-snake is not a carnivore.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-15 17:51

>>19
Try to imitate art.

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Name: Anonymous 2008-03-15 19:07

'-._                  ___.....___

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Name: Anonymous 2008-03-15 19:28

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Name: Anonymous 2008-03-15 19:31

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Name: Anonymous 2008-03-15 19:35

>>7
lurk moar.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-15 20:30

'-._                  ___.....___

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Name: Anonymous 2008-03-15 20:30

You got trolled by your own father HAHAHA

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-15 20:31

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Name: Anonymous 2008-03-15 22:44

>>28
I lol'd for no reason

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-15 22:49







    '-._                  ___.....___

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                                   /\      (

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Name: Anonymous 2008-03-15 22:50

You're such a disappointment, son.

Name: OP 2008-03-15 22:58

>>31
Dad‽‽‽‽‽

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-15 23:11

>>32
Momdad.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-15 23:39

>>33
Monad.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-15 23:45

>>34
Nomad

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-15 23:55

>>35
Haskell. Haskell Nomads.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-16 2:20

lol whut? i posted that last night on /g/

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-16 2:44

>>37
this may surprise you, but i actually posted that last week on /g/

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-16 2:49

>>38
mind = blown

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-16 5:53

>>36
hehe people posting my meme ;)

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-16 7:33

hello im Anonymous the meme stealer join my community of meme stealers if you payme enough i will give you access to a private area of memes ;)
http://dis.4chan.org/prog/

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-16 9:02

>>29
Me too, I'm still alol-ing right now!

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-16 9:03

>>29
I always lol at the /prog/ tortoise.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-16 9:04

>>1
I want to shake your father by the hand, what an awesome man.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-16 9:33

>>1
he told me that i needed to learn how to use a computer(windows) without a monitor and without a mouse.....
Actually that's fucking true.
If you know how to use the damn PDP-11 or some old IBM mainframe, then yes, you are probably a hacker.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-16 10:11

>>45
If you know how to use (Windows) on the damn PDP-11 or some old IBM mainframe you are DEFINITELY a hacker.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-16 11:50

(Windows)

LISP?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-16 12:06

>>46
The parentheses and the text inside them were clearly added by OP and not his father.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-16 16:31

>>38

this may surprise you yet, but i actually won the game

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-16 16:33

>>48
An emphasis mine has been planted.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-16 20:42

>>50
emphasis mine is stepped on and explodes.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-16 21:02

>>51^{[citation needed]}

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-17 3:41

>>51
I invented the exact phrase.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-17 4:15

obvious troll is obvious

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