Parents

when i was 12 or so i asked my dad how to hack (at the time i thought he was some kind of guru who knew everything about computers)

he told me that i needed to learn how to use a computer(windows) without a monitor and without a mouse.....

i believed him until i was old enough to realize that he is just a lying sack of shit and that he had filled my mind with thousands of bullshit facts. it took a year of college to unlearn all the crap he had told me.

even now, he still lies constantly. for instance ,just a couple weeks ago he said that its impossible to write programs on windows and that C++ is a bloated, useless language akin to visual basic. oh, he also said that linux users all write software in machine code.

every time he lies i just want to choke him till death.

hello im Anonymous the meme stealer join my community of meme stealers if you payme enough i will give you access to a private area of memes ;)
http://dis.4chan.org/prog/

>>29
Me too, I'm still alol-ing right now!

>>29
I always lol at the /prog/ tortoise.

>>1
I want to shake your father by the hand, what an awesome man.

>>1
he told me that i needed to learn how to use a computer(windows) without a monitor and without a mouse.....
Actually that's fucking true.
If you know how to use the damn PDP-11 or some old IBM mainframe, then yes, you are probably a hacker.

>>45
If you know how to use (Windows) on the damn PDP-11 or some old IBM mainframe you are DEFINITELY a hacker.

(Windows)

LISP?

>>46
The parentheses and the text inside them were clearly added by OP and not his father.

>>38

this may surprise you yet, but i actually won the game

>>48
An emphasis mine has been planted.

>>50
emphasis mine is stepped on and explodes.

>>51^{[citation needed]}

>>51
I invented the exact phrase.

obvious troll is obvious