/prog/ - trtsh — World4ch

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-08 21:15

<?php for (; ; ) { echo">";$BULLSHIT=fgets ( STDIN ) ; $FAGGOTRY = array("MOTHERFUCKER!" , "FUCK","FUCK YOU","OH G". "OD","SHIT","ASS","BITCH" ,"SHITTING","BLOODY","B". "ULLSHIT");$BOLLOCKS = array("THE FUCKING","TH". "E SODDING","THE MOTHER". "FUCKING");$RUGMUNCHER = array("IS BULLSHITTING" , "IS MOTHERFUCKING") ; $NIGGERS=explode(" " , $BULLSHIT);for($WANKER=0; $WANKER<count($NIGGERS) ; $WANKER++){if(rand(0,9 ) ==4){$NIGGERS[$WANKER] .= " ".$FAGGOTRY[rand(0,9)]; continue;}if(rand(0,5)==2 ){ $NIGGERS[$WANKER] = strtoupper($NIGGERS [ $WANKER]);continue;} if( strtolower( $NIGGERS [ $WANKER])=="the"&&rand(0, 5)==5){$NIGGERS[$WANKER]= $BOLLOCKS[ rand(0,2 )]; continue;}if(strtolower ( $NIGGERS[$WANKER]) =="is" &&rand(0,5)==3){$NIGGERS[ $WANKER]= $RUGMUNCHER [ rand(0,1)]; continue;} } echo(implode(" ",$NIGGERS));}?>



$ trtsh

>And then I made a big cake, and it was nice.

And THEN I OH GOD made a SHITTING big cake, and it was nice.

http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1202667651/

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-09 0:54

this is the single greatest achievement of mankind
after sicp

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-09 3:53

>>2 >>1
same person, also, not touring complete

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-09 3:59

>>3
Chainfail.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-09 4:21

The Really Tiny SHell?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-09 4:28

TRTSH Really Tiny SHell

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-09 5:54

>>1-4
Same person and we have been trolled constantly.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-09 5:58

Ok, we like your suave style anyway, so we're going to let you in on a

little secret. There is an actual shortcut to learning how to hack. No,

it's not pestering us with asinine questions like "How do I hack?". Here

it is: learn a skill such as programming, networking, unix, electronics,

telecomunications, or anything else you feel you have a passion for...

by the time you become competent in your chosen area and you still want

to "hack" you will realize you have already learned how.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-09 6:15

Any attempt to continue execution after a noncontinuable exception causes the EXCEPTION_NONCONTINUABLE_EXCEPTION exception.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-09 8:49

tourettes shell?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-09 19:01

TRTSH
Trtsh Raping Toddlers SHell

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-09 19:03

>>7 is a beet troll

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-09 19:12

>>12
you have been caught failing to give the ``beet troll'' a meme status

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-09 19:14

>>13
Expert meme crossbreeding
I invented both, BTW

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-09 19:28

>>13
i created that meme.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-09 19:45

>>15
That may have surprised me.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-09 20:13

>>14
you have been caught joking nigger

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 13:50

The problem is that HTML allows for better structure within.

trtsh

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