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Name: Anonymous 2008-03-08 21:15


<?php  for   (;  ; )    {     
      echo">";$BULLSHIT=fgets (
STDIN    ) ; $FAGGOTRY  =     
      array("MOTHERFUCKER!"   ,
"FUCK","FUCK YOU","OH G".     
      "OD","SHIT","ASS","BITCH"
,"SHITTING","BLOODY","B".     
      "ULLSHIT");$BOLLOCKS    =
array("THE FUCKING","TH".     
      "E SODDING","THE MOTHER".
"FUCKING");$RUGMUNCHER  =     
      array("IS BULLSHITTING" ,
"IS MOTHERFUCKING")     ;     
      $NIGGERS=explode(" "    ,
$BULLSHIT);for($WANKER=0;     
      $WANKER<count($NIGGERS) ;
$WANKER++){if(rand(0,9  )     
      ==4){$NIGGERS[$WANKER] .=
" ".$FAGGOTRY[rand(0,9)];     
      continue;}if(rand(0,5)==2
){   $NIGGERS[$WANKER]  =     
      strtoupper($NIGGERS     [
$WANKER]);continue;}  if(     
      strtolower(  $NIGGERS   [
$WANKER])=="the"&&rand(0,     
      5)==5){$NIGGERS[$WANKER]=
$BOLLOCKS[  rand(0,2  )];     
      continue;}if(strtolower (
$NIGGERS[$WANKER]) =="is"     
      &&rand(0,5)==3){$NIGGERS[
$WANKER]=   $RUGMUNCHER [     
      rand(0,1)]; continue;}  }
echo(implode(" ",$NIGGERS));}?>

$ trtsh
>And then I made a big cake, and it was nice.
And THEN I OH GOD made a SHITTING big cake, and it was nice.


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Name: Anonymous 2008-03-09 0:54

this is the single greatest achievement of mankind
after sicp

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