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Anonymous2008-03-23 3:28
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Anonymous2008-03-24 15:40
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Anonymous2008-03-25 1:49
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Anonymous2008-03-25 7:34
LISP
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Anonymous2008-03-25 7:34
LISP
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Anonymous2008-03-25 7:54
PISS
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Anonymous2008-03-25 8:41
LISP
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Anonymous2008-03-25 9:42
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Anonymous2008-03-25 9:43
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Anonymous2008-03-25 20:40
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Anonymous2008-03-25 20:45
LISP
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Anonymous2008-03-26 12:00
LISP
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Anonymous2008-03-26 12:05
LISPGET
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Anonymous2008-03-26 19:55
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Anonymous2008-03-27 16:15
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Anonymous2008-03-27 16:15
∞ bottles of LISP on the wall, ∞ bottles of LISP.
Take one down and pass it around, ∞ bottles of LISP on the wall.
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Anonymous2008-03-27 16:16
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>>347
This, though states the obvious, does not answer my question.
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Anonymous2008-04-01 17:39
>>345
It's an Amstrad CTM 644 color monitor, available for virtually nothing on eBay, if you're an eurofag. If you live in the USA States of America, you'd better try to get an old C64 or Atari monitor.
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Anonymous2008-04-02 1:50
LISP
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Anonymous2008-04-02 7:10
LISP++0x
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Anonymous2008-04-02 7:10
LISP++0x
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Anonymous2008-04-02 7:10
LISP++0x
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Anonymous2008-04-02 7:10
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Anonymous2008-04-02 7:10
LISP++0x
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Anonymous2008-04-02 7:11
LISP++0x
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Anonymous2008-04-02 8:34
LISP++0x
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Anonymous2008-04-02 11:23
>>350-357
Did you mean: Revised6 Report on the Algorithmic Language Scheme
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Anonymous2008-04-02 11:26
LISP++0x
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Anonymous2008-04-02 11:33
>>358
I have it printed in a binder. How enterprise is that?
The Internet is a complex global network consisting of thousands of independent computer networks run by private businesses, government agencies and educational and research institutions. Rather than a specific kind of network, however, the Internet is actually better thought of as a set of standards or protocols that lets various types of networks intercommunicate. The protocol, called TCP/IP, enables communications between public and private networks running over any medium: phone lines, traditional network lines, fiber, and even cable television wires and wireless systems. It is also computer-independent, running across PCs, Macintoshes, workstations and mainframes.
Across the Internet, users can share information, discuss topics of interest, research various subjects, or -- increasingly -- conduct commerce. Commercial use of the Internet promises to be an area of explosive growth in the years ahead, as companies look for ways to reach the increasing number of users online and to leverage the Internet to streamline and improve their business.
To gain access, a company or organization creates a local network using off-the-shelf technology from any of a number of vendors and then pays an Internet service provider for a link from that network to the Internet. An individual at home can also link his or her computer to the Internet through an Internet service provider. Once connected, an individual can communicate with any other person on the Internet, even if that person resides halfway around the world.
According to industry estimates, as many as 25 to 30 million people are on the Internet today, with the number growing at 10 to 15 percent per month. Today, the Internet spans all seven continents and every developed country. While more than fifty percent of current Internet users are in companies or organizations, the number of home users is growing rapidly.
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Anonymous2008-04-02 21:47
LISP
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Anonymous2008-04-02 21:47
LISP
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Anonymous2008-04-02 21:47
LISP
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Anonymous2008-04-02 21:47
LISP
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Anonymous2008-04-02 21:48
LISP
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Anonymous2008-04-02 21:48
LISP
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Anonymous2008-04-02 21:48
LISP
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Anonymous2008-04-02 21:48
LISP
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Anonymous2008-04-02 21:48
LISP
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Anonymous2008-04-02 21:48
LISP
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Anonymous2008-04-02 21:48
LISP
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Anonymous2008-04-02 21:48
LISP
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Anonymous2008-04-02 21:48
LISP
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Anonymous2008-04-02 21:49
LISP
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Anonymous2008-04-02 21:49
LISP
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Anonymous2008-04-02 21:49
LISP
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Anonymous2008-04-02 21:49
LISP
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Anonymous2008-04-02 21:49
LISP
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Anonymous2008-04-02 21:49
LISP
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Anonymous2008-04-02 21:49
LISP
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Anonymous2008-04-02 21:49
LISP
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Anonymous2008-04-02 21:49
LISP
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Anonymous2008-04-02 21:50
LISP
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Anonymous2008-04-02 21:50
LISP
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Anonymous2008-04-02 21:50
LISP
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Anonymous2008-04-02 21:50
LISP
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Anonymous2008-04-02 21:50
LISP
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Anonymous2008-04-02 21:50
LISP
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Anonymous2008-04-02 21:50
LISP
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Anonymous2008-04-02 21:50
LISP
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Anonymous2008-04-02 21:51
LISP
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Anonymous2008-04-02 21:52
>>393-397
same person and we have been trolled constantly
>>405 uintmax_t temp[length];
And then.. uintmax_t *arrays[2] = {numbers, temp};
FAIL.
temp is uintmax_t [length], which degrades to uintmax_t [*]
So you need
uintmax_t (*p)[*] = temp;
tl;dr you don't know C.
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Anonymous2008-04-04 10:36
I've been wondering for a ling time: how does lisp read the C or Java or whatever? I mean, it's different syntax and all.
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Anonymous2008-04-23 14:31
;; cocks - displays ``cocks''
;; This is an example of the sort of computer programs you can write
;; after learning Scheme.
;;
;; Copyright (c) 2008 Christopher
;;
;; Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining a copy
;; of this software and associated documentation files (the "Software"), to deal
;; in the Software without restriction, including without limitation the rights
;; to use, copy, modify, merge, publish, distribute, sublicense, and/or sell
;; copies of the Software, and to permit persons to whom the Software is
;; furnished to do so, subject to the following conditions:
;;
;; The above copyright notice and this permission notice shall be included in
;; all copies or substantial portions of the Software.
;;
;; THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR
;; IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY,
;; FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE
;; AUTHORS OR COPYRIGHT HOLDERS BE LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES OR OTHER
;; LIABILITY, WHETHER IN AN ACTION OF CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE, ARISING FROM,
;; OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE SOFTWARE OR THE USE OR OTHER DEALINGS IN
;; THE SOFTWARE.
(write "cocks")
>>565
I TRIED TO WIPE THIS OFF OF MY MONITOR AT FIRST
ALSO
LISP
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Anonymous2008-05-06 6:52
WE CONJURE THE SPIRITS OF THE COMPUTER WITH OUR LISP
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Anonymous2008-05-06 22:16
So today I took the AP computer science exam.
It was shit of course, but in the break, they told us that we weren't allowed to consult students, teachers, or textbooks about the exam material, or use mp3 players, electronic devices, check email, send text messages, make phone calls, or use a computer.
My friend turned to me as we left and said,
[b]``They said we can't use a computer, but they didn't say anything about SUMMONING THE SPIRITS OF THE COMPUTER WITH OUR SPELLS''
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Anonymous2008-05-11 14:34
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Anonymous2008-05-11 14:38
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Anonymous2008-05-11 14:42
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J2EE LEAD ARCHITECT 2008-05-11 14:53
This thread has now attained a tremendous level of ENTERPRISE QUALITY.
>i
You have:
a Ron Penton Coin
a Coffee mug
some data structures
a copy of SICP
>e
You enter Ron Penton's Private Sexy Pleasures. There is a strong smell of smegma in the room.
>l
You are in Ron Penton's Private Sexy Pleasures. You see Ron Penton.
>put coin in Ron Penton
You put the coin in the Ron Penton. Ron Penton notices your data structures and starts peeing in your coffee mug.
>run
You cannot run. Ron Penton is filling the mug.
>PLUGH
You cannot PLUGH. Ron Penton has filled the mug and is staring at your asshole suggestively.
>throw data structures at Ron
You throw several STL structures at Ron Penton. Ron Penton is nonplussed.
>w
You try to go back but shitty collision detection prevents you from doing so. Ron Penton is approaching and licking his LIPS.
>read SICP
You start conjuring the spirits of the computer with your spells. Ron Penton twitches around.
>read SICP
Ron Penton's head has inflated by approximately 350%.
>read SICP
Ron Penton explodes. His guts are all over the wall.
>z
You rest.
>w
Now that the problem has been solved, you start heading back and take a sip from your mug on the way. OH SUSM-
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Anonymous2008-05-11 16:58
LISP
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Anonymous2008-05-11 17:12
>b
You vomit out the contents of the mug. l
You are standing outside of Ron Penton's Private Sexy Pleasures. There is some piss and saliva on the floor. j
You grab your dick and begin to masturbate, using the piss/saliva solution as a lubricant.
Our Sussman, which art in nirvana,
hallowed be thy name;
thy language come;
thy will be done,
in implementation as it is in specification.
Give us this day our daily Lisp.
And forgive us our bugs,
as we forgive them that crash our computers.
And lead us not into temptation;
but deliver us from enterprise quality.
For thine is the language,
the power, and the glory,
For ever and ever.
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>>653 The page or thread that you were trying to access cannot be found on our servers. Either the document no longer exists, or you misspelled something.
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Anonymous2008-05-18 23:00
Rules for posting in /pr/Celsius## Mod ##08/04/23(Wed)16:52 No. 10484Locked Stickied hide watch quickreply [Reply]
This is not /prog/.
Don't be a faggot.
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Anonymous2008-05-19 1:32
656 Name: Anonymous : 2008-05-18 1:32 Rules for posting in /prog/ This is /prog/.
Be a faggot.
“We’ve been getting over 30,000 new users a month against 10,000 a month when we were asking for more details. The Satori system continues to play a key role in verifying the details of our customers.”
>>694
It allows BBCode because that is the default. [code] disallows BBCode because code often contains square brackets and can easily contain [i], if it is C code.
>>728
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion as long as they say that LISP is the best language ever.
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Anonymous2008-05-26 16:39
INSTANT.EXE TURKEY CODE
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Anonymous2008-05-26 17:19
>>730
LISP feels kind of slimy, like it's a bunch of slimy strings and salty liquid. Tastes weird, the closest thing I can say is "LISP feels sweet but it's salty." A bit of a creamy texture, and while you prog it, you can kind of feel it moving a bit while it slowly oozes down your fingers. Not so disgusting nor creepy as I thought it would be.
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I WOULDNT GO 2 UR DELETION CUZ ID B N UPSTREAM BUGZILLA
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send this PENGUIN to every thread you care about including this one if you care.
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Anonymous2008-05-27 4:20
>>731
Read ''turnkey`` as ''turkey`` again, damn!!
>>745
5 of 5 people found the following review helpful:
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Instant.exe 2.0 is great for making simple programs, and some more advanced ones too. The reason I purchased this program was to delete my friends Counter-Strike CD key he stole from me, and I was sucessful. I just recomend that you dont pay 50 dollars for it when you can buy one new or used one for about 10 dollars.
This might be a little difficult for people with zero computer or programing experinces.
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LOW COST ALTERNATIVE, May 15, 2005 By Gary VanHorn "AdCraft Interactive" (Louisville, KY USA) - See all my reviews
This product will not turn you into a software developer, but at least you won't spend a couple of years attempting to master Visual Basic or C++. People can knock Instant.EXE, but it -Is-What-It-Is-! Instant.EXE fills the need to write usefull applications without wasting a lot of time and money! Compare $20-$50 for Instant.EXE to a whopping $750 for a useable Microsoft application suite! If you just want some of your own applications, this is it. If you want more than that, learn the .NET platform.
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From another review: If you think learning VB is hard then try making a program using C++. I'm not talking about VisualC++, im talking about actually opening up a compiler and typing the program out from scratch!
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>>746 The reason I purchased this program was to delete my friends Counter-Strike CD key he stole from me, and I was sucessful[sic]
I laughed hard.
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>>829
Real hackers use the algorithmic language SICP
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Anonymous2008-06-02 17:49
>>831
yeah, ill contack you when i want ppl knowing that my virus is a virus and not a program. until then ill stick with my brainfuck version thank you.
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Anonymous2008-06-02 18:02
>>831
My interpreter doesn't support system calls.
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Anonymous2008-06-02 23:56
>>834
You should write your interpreter in LISP. It would be far more complete if you had done so.
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Anonymous2008-06-04 15:45
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The lambda character λ, always struck a awe in me, as with other
mathematical symbols. In my mind, i imagine that those obscure math
symbolism are etched in stone by god. A salient example is the book
cover Concrete Mathematics by Ronald Graham et al. (See it here: http://xahlee.org/UnixResource_dir/bcb/concrete-math.jpg.) Here we see
the summation sign ∑ etched in stone. The summation sign happens to
be my favorite math symbol. (chosen as my website signet: http://xahlee.org/Icons_dir/icon_sum.gif XahLee.org signet)
These symbols are not to be trifled with. If anyone puffs in as much
half a snicker, i wish god strikes a thunder upon their impudence.
The Greek lambda symbol is used in a branch of logic called lambda
calculus. The theories of lambda calculus is what functional languages
are based on, thus many functional languages's logo feature the lambda.
Here is a sampling:
MIT Scheme logo
Schemer.org's logo has a modernized look. It is a simple lambda inside
a O figuration. http://www.schemers.org/ (the O figure is supposed to
be a pair of parenthesis)
PLT Scheme logo
The book cover Structure & Interpretation of Computer Programs by
Abelson & Sussman, features a wizard and witch talking with prominent
lambda, and a monster foot of the table showing: see: http://xahlee.org/UnixResource_dir/sicp-cover.jpg
I love these lambda-featuring logos. However, i have a complaint. As
most of you know, lisp languages are not purely functional languages.
Subroutines in lisps easily have side-effects, and sometimes
non-functional programing methodologies such as OOP are actually
encouraged in lisp. As most of you know, the lambda symbol chosen by
functional languages is to signify no side-effects. In this respect, i
find the lisp languages not totally deserving the use of lambda in
their logo. As i have expressed before, mathematical symbols are not to
be trifled with, and the Schemers have tainted my mathematics, strickly
speaking.
Although i have these minor objections with lispers using the lambda
symbol, but overall i think the lispers and i share a more important
common goal. That is, to kill all imperative programing ignoramuses of
the world. Once the unix and c and perl and otherwise idiots are all
dead, then i'll formally raise my objection about Lisper's unfit
borrowing of the math symbol and term lambda.
(PS In America, imperative language programers are such not because
they prefer such methodology, but because they know shit.)
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Addendum, 2003-05, 2006-04.
Haskell logo
above: Haskell language's new logo, inargurated in 2003-05. Superb!
Haskell logo Haskell logo
above: Two Web logos for Haskell.
Someone has written a C++ library for functional programing, called
FC++. (by Brian McNamara and Yannis Smaragdakis, 2003) Their website is http://www.cc.gatech.edu/~yannis/fc++/index.html. They have unsettled
logos. Here's one of them:
FC++ logo